/brit/

HAPAX LEGOMENON

The swedish meatball thinks its hard

Mazing how people STILL fall for Schizoleaf's proxies

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Hmm, ahhhh, no.

I don't think anything I just know. I know things you don't I'm capable of things you aren't.

>Jeff Bezos’s money should immediately be put to use helping the public

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I need your help to vote for meme costume so I can wear my NPC wojak please~ tq
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for me its the RCN Arctic Fleet (in construction)

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they shit on Amazon but say nothing about Alibaba

>44% of US online sales are Amazon.

Amazon aren't great though despite that, but the quality of the Guardian is in the gutter anyway yeah.

can't beat a classic stitch up I reckon

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
- George Bernard Shaw

really brought the boys together

% of US online sales are Amazon.
their shipping speed, selection, and return policy makes it impossible to compete

>Amazon is set to clear $258.22 billion in US retail sales in 2018, according to eMarketer’s figures, which will work out to 49.1 percent of all online retail spend in the country, and 5 percent of all retail sales.

Have 3 separate dating profiles on different apps all with fake names and burner phone numbers that I use solely to sext women I never plan to meet with because I’m actually engaged lads
wish porn was satisfying enough

willy or won’t he?

Listening to the Justin Peterson BBC question time. Dianne Abbot is genuinely stupid. Imagine if she ever actually became home secretary, gives me the fear.

No one can deny that, but imo their services like streaming etc are poor

*knock knock*
avon lady!

their video player barely functions and their original series are all trash, but they've got exclusive contracts with hbo and such, so there's a lot of stuff that won't ever be on netflix.

Is Avon a pyramid scheme?

Bob the builder

Can we fix it?

Bob the builder

No it’s fucked

trump is modern day churchill

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>sheltered, bratty whores that think they know shit about fuck because they like to do lines and the sucked a coke dealers dick once
pro tip: i break bread with the goons that serve you

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wat lol

I believe they call it "multi-level marketing"

relevant digits as always

so yeh then, mental.

flatmate woke me up crying and cutting herself in the kitchen again because chad got tired of her mind games and moved on to the next slag

women are hilarious

nationalist, bullies the enemies, and banters everyone. imagine if churchill had twitter.

don't particularly want to live in a hispanic country to be perfectly honest lads. not a racist just don't want to learn spanish

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will you take up the torch? like a real man.

very nice ship

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trump isn't a war monger that genocides pakis

It's not as bad though since some of their products are actually good.

I care more that you take what I say seriously than that you're willing to suck my cock.

A jew sellout? Yes

I hear people saying the same thing about Amway here.

lmao
your ma sells avon

epic

>but liek i know ppl lolz xD
please

doesnt have a ramp though does it

what happens to the slags when they get older? will all of them stop being slags and get married? does anyone even get married these days?

it has a helipad

nah she's fully mental/not my type

shes a mate tho so will probs help bandage her up and listen to her complain about chad doing something I have seen her do to countless lads and calling men "trash" like some pretend american

they pretend they were 'traditional' wives all along and the same suckers fall for it

>BAE systems
I really hate when combat ships make an attempt to stay relevant with hip jargon

Just found out we're having ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.

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Why is it still so warm?

they never grow out of being children

solid bait

me haha

(cause i'm hot haha)

should have a ramp of some sort

for me it's the Tempest

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A monopoly is more than 25% of the market. Amazon has 44% of the online retail market. They have 41% of the book market. 61% of the e-book market. And so on and so on.

that may have worked in the past but now we have instragram

they won't be broken up because the USA needs them to compete with Chinese companies like Alibaba

Bizarre how people live such dishonest live in which they lie to themselves and everyone around them so consistently that they cannot comprehend the concept of an "honest person"

Watch it happen

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Eggman ugly as hell and so is his marmot of a girlfriend.
I don't know how far gone you have to be in order to consider this a success story. Poor fucking sod.

below 100 iq ones ironically do the smart thing and jump on whatever cock they can quick

above 100 iq ones think their too good for men, don't pay attention to their biological clock and become lonely wine aunt's/cat ladies and die before 70

trump curse is real

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getting (you)s in /brit/: 1 million percentage points

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sleep tight porker

female comedians are one of the things that motivates me to become a mass shooter

sleep tight porker

*slides you a cheeky one across the bar*

Genuinely disappointed that filmstruck is getting axed. That was the only movie streaming service I gave a shit about

so hi iq makes you do stupid shit?

The European union is oppressing me and this si why I do no have a girlfriend.

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yes and it also makes me depressed (along with having an internal monologue)

where will my life be in one yaer? i don't know

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>i know ppl ok i let this coke dealer fuck me in the ass one time ok

>Vaseline
What?

>Comedy show canceled
It just began

bratty hoes drive me up the fuckin wall yo

youtube.com/watch?v=8zj1B9mc9VA

>black lives matter
>dark lives matter
>dark matter

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depressed because the yank girl I like's exchange is finishing in a few weeks

she's fucking perfect in every way and for some unknown reason she likes me, I feel like this is god punishing me for my /b/ nonce phase when I was 14

>hospitalized for pregnancy issue
Doctor: It was just a case of bad gas

Are you an uncle lads?

Im on so much md im fukkdd

Seal the deal for a farewell root mate if she's already keen on ya, I have faith.