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canada usa morocco

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how do i get a gf like this

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i want to sleep

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You're gonna buy it right /cum/?

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>I have completed a Duolingo course
>I speak another language fluently
Why are Murricans so stupid?

bitch niggas

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I already spent all my money on Pokémon let's go

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ale, is this you?

Back to your thread roach

oh okay
are the early syrian migrants christian?

dont have 4chanx right now, post a desuarchive

I don't think I'm gonna make it bros

fuck

You could try some shithole in the north
I don't see many women in EDL rallies

no, i cut myself in the inner thigh

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getting hungry

basé

Yes

what do you use to cut yourself

145

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FtMs are really interesting
Imagine being a woman and wanting to be a man
I imagine the patriarchy has some part to play in this thought process

well, i guess that explains owning nightclubs

terrible photoshop

That’s the fattest you’ve ever been?

no

fattest I've ever been has been like 180 but that was in Minnesota, to cold and depressing to do anything

going for a shower now

a sharpened bobby pin
i want to get a razor cuz its really hard to get out blood with the bobby pin
ugh

ugh

dude just transfer all your candies from pokemon go and steamroll through the game lmao

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Are you in prison?

no?

>pokemon go
Didn't play pokemon go, because I didn't have any friends to play with and it seemed weird to do it alone

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Practicing then?

hmm

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Hot
Stinky
Farts

Pls dont exclude us ;_;

Go for it man. From what I’ve seen your life will only improve after claiming to be a woman.

i hadn't even notice that
why?

I'm not 15 spastic

Post face

literally me as a 15 year old

Doesn’t matter. Follow your dreams girlfriend.

"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know because tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they are in each other's arms"

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p gay to be painting your nails with a marker

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stop cutting yourself or I will hit you

i did it as a joke i swear
but it feels good

mobba inte ale, ok? han är inte som flampan

constipated but managing to take anxiety shits because there's a girl texting me lol

Svårt att vara värre än honom favä

brehs, look at these thighs

only regias are capable of thighs like this

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everytime i get anxious i get diarrhea

>Do not bother ale, okay? He is not like the flame
wat

Was remembering a doggo

>tfw no bf

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wooow elvish sounds crazyyy

Would you sell your turds to grown men, like in a sexual way. If so, for how much? Given all the handling and shipping required, I think I would settle for between $75-100 per solid dump, double that for liquid.

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Our own resident homo trying to transition into a girl but failing misserably

there is a trans guy in the Swedish general who is probably the worst poster on Jow Forums who tripfags with the name "Flampan".

>go on facebook, got a notification asking if I know X
>check their profile, we have a mutual friend I know in IRL
>it's the real account of an new pornstar I jerked off to recently
>she went to my high school a couple years before me

WHEW

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sant

I've seen him there, how is he failing.

I know two of the swedish posters there, Matias and Mordin

why is she the worst poster on Jow Forums?

You look good

why

thats not zando, zando is wh*Te

Also, Tupperware or ziplock bags?

He's been taking pills but not making very much progress. He was on vacation to Germany last week with another tranny from Denmark to watch a dota tournament or something

that's not me

I'm not even white

I was actually just complimenting you in general sweaty x

Seriously?

how long has he been taking them for?

hes overall a disgusting poster, he keep talking about using dildos etc, he posts his dick multiple times.
he looks bad desu

>he

going down

Search the archive for Flampan. He was the most active trip on Jow Forums when he still used his trip. He used to spam about dicks and posted an image of a flashlight he stuck upp his ass. There was still some poo on it when he took the picture

>being a homosexualité

yah nah

I don't know, a year or so maybe. He also donated thousands of dollars to some american trans streamer

How oddly familiar

yikes

Hey man /cum/ homos don't always talk about getting fucked

i just see anime pics desu

also how am i different

You don't jerk off old people at your job

>You don't jerk off old people at your job
What?

your not smug about it desu

wew lad

I smugpost as often as possible

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im freezing desu
but people say i only post about how gay i am

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so? your not smug about it.

you do, it would be cool if you toned it down a bit

what do you mean im not smug about it

What temperature is it there?

>posted an image of a flashlight he stuck upp his ass. There was still some poo on it when he took the picture

I want to see this in a morbid curiosity way

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downloaded a PSP emulator on my phone so I can play Metal Gear Peace Walker at work

Based

maybe im just being a hypocrite, but i like your posts

oof girl ive been trying, the amount of gayposting i do now is WAY less than a month ago
11°C

10°C here but I have a heater so I'm fine :)

hmmm