canada usa morocco
/cum/
how do i get a gf like this
i want to sleep
You're gonna buy it right /cum/?
>I have completed a Duolingo course
>I speak another language fluently
Why are Murricans so stupid?
bitch niggas
I already spent all my money on Pokémon let's go
ale, is this you?
Back to your thread roach
oh okay
are the early syrian migrants christian?
dont have 4chanx right now, post a desuarchive
I don't think I'm gonna make it bros
fuck
You could try some shithole in the north
I don't see many women in EDL rallies
no, i cut myself in the inner thigh
getting hungry
basé
Yes
what do you use to cut yourself
145
FtMs are really interesting
Imagine being a woman and wanting to be a man
I imagine the patriarchy has some part to play in this thought process
well, i guess that explains owning nightclubs
terrible photoshop
That’s the fattest you’ve ever been?
no
fattest I've ever been has been like 180 but that was in Minnesota, to cold and depressing to do anything
going for a shower now
a sharpened bobby pin
i want to get a razor cuz its really hard to get out blood with the bobby pin
ugh
ugh
dude just transfer all your candies from pokemon go and steamroll through the game lmao
Are you in prison?
no?
>pokemon go
Didn't play pokemon go, because I didn't have any friends to play with and it seemed weird to do it alone
Practicing then?
hmm
Hot
Stinky
Farts
Pls dont exclude us ;_;
Go for it man. From what I’ve seen your life will only improve after claiming to be a woman.
i hadn't even notice that
why?
I'm not 15 spastic
Post face
literally me as a 15 year old
Doesn’t matter. Follow your dreams girlfriend.
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know because tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they are in each other's arms"
p gay to be painting your nails with a marker
stop cutting yourself or I will hit you
i did it as a joke i swear
but it feels good
mobba inte ale, ok? han är inte som flampan
constipated but managing to take anxiety shits because there's a girl texting me lol
Svårt att vara värre än honom favä
brehs, look at these thighs
only regias are capable of thighs like this
everytime i get anxious i get diarrhea
>Do not bother ale, okay? He is not like the flame
wat
Was remembering a doggo
>tfw no bf
wooow elvish sounds crazyyy
Would you sell your turds to grown men, like in a sexual way. If so, for how much? Given all the handling and shipping required, I think I would settle for between $75-100 per solid dump, double that for liquid.
Our own resident homo trying to transition into a girl but failing misserably
there is a trans guy in the Swedish general who is probably the worst poster on Jow Forums who tripfags with the name "Flampan".
>go on facebook, got a notification asking if I know X
>check their profile, we have a mutual friend I know in IRL
>it's the real account of an new pornstar I jerked off to recently
>she went to my high school a couple years before me
WHEW
sant
I've seen him there, how is he failing.
I know two of the swedish posters there, Matias and Mordin
why is she the worst poster on Jow Forums?
You look good
why
thats not zando, zando is wh*Te
Also, Tupperware or ziplock bags?
He's been taking pills but not making very much progress. He was on vacation to Germany last week with another tranny from Denmark to watch a dota tournament or something
that's not me
I'm not even white
I was actually just complimenting you in general sweaty x
Seriously?
how long has he been taking them for?
hes overall a disgusting poster, he keep talking about using dildos etc, he posts his dick multiple times.
he looks bad desu
>he
going down
Search the archive for Flampan. He was the most active trip on Jow Forums when he still used his trip. He used to spam about dicks and posted an image of a flashlight he stuck upp his ass. There was still some poo on it when he took the picture
>being a homosexualité
yah nah
I don't know, a year or so maybe. He also donated thousands of dollars to some american trans streamer
How oddly familiar
yikes
Hey man /cum/ homos don't always talk about getting fucked
i just see anime pics desu
also how am i different
You don't jerk off old people at your job
>You don't jerk off old people at your job
What?
your not smug about it desu
wew lad
I smugpost as often as possible
im freezing desu
but people say i only post about how gay i am
so? your not smug about it.
you do, it would be cool if you toned it down a bit
what do you mean im not smug about it
What temperature is it there?
>posted an image of a flashlight he stuck upp his ass. There was still some poo on it when he took the picture
I want to see this in a morbid curiosity way
downloaded a PSP emulator on my phone so I can play Metal Gear Peace Walker at work
Based
maybe im just being a hypocrite, but i like your posts
oof girl ive been trying, the amount of gayposting i do now is WAY less than a month ago
11°C
10°C here but I have a heater so I'm fine :)
hmmm