BREXIT

Why do germans think people want us to suffer, in reality people want us to break away without trouble and have a nice relationship afterwards
Source: took a trip through France, Germany and the Netherlands a few months ago

Ireland is in the EU.

>prefers to laugh at the notion of Germans laughing at them
>marvel at pettiness of drawing border around Switzerland
>bemused at Toto-era Yugoslav boundaries

Norway isn't in the European Union

Ireland is BY FAR going to be fucked over the hardest if Britain fails to get a deal. Even in the best case scenario (they get Northern Ireland) it's not going to be pretty.

what you posted is god tier comedy tho, unlike what ia run in our tv

wait is the german "joke" god tier comedy for you or the reaction?

Nope. They have already gained a lot.

>it's a "continental talks out his arse" episode
If we fail to get a good deal and decide no deal is better there'll be a hard border, do you have any idea how much stuff is transported over the border in a single day? the economies of the Irish border counties are completely fucked if that happens

Dublin will be the only major English-speaking city in the EU if the UK is dumb enough to go for a full Brexit. Even if most banks and companies move their Headquarters to Frankfurt or Paris, Dublin is going to soak up a lot of the runoff.

Please stop acting like you have any idea what it is you're talking about.

If May and the lot decide to go with No Deal and re-institute a hard border, Irish Reunification happens within a decade.

The majority of Northern Ireland voted to Remain, and most Unionists are Unionists because of practicality than any sort of DUP, Orange Order bullshit. If it becomes a choice between remaining part of the UK and having the local economy obliterated, or unifying with Ireland and getting to rejoin the single market, most people will go with the choice that makes their lives easier.

the joke of course

>Brit gets triggered by facts

Northern Ireland is FUCKED, not Ireland. Northern Ireland can't survive without Ireland. They may finally be pushed to unify just to survive.

It's the power of having an utterly incompetent Prime Minister.

Imagine any other country being told to impose custom borders within its sovereign territory. Can you imagine for a minute France accepting a demand from Brussels to impose a customs border around Brittany, so that Brittany, France's sovereign territory, remains inside the EU's customs union while France does not? Can you imagine the same for Germany with Bavaria? Spain with Barcelona? Italy with Sicily? Or dare I say, Sweden with Finland?

>Or dare I say, Sweden with Finland?
käk

>Northern Ireland is FUCKED, not Ireland.
no lad. Even with unification hardcore unionists would chimp out and the UDF would make a comeback. Not saying they wouldn't be a failure because prods are shite at that kind of thing but it will be annoying.
But Ireland would probably get huge gibs from the EU if a hard border was implemented.

Lel

come join the TPP
Anglo-Japanese Alliance once more

>Can you imagine for a minute France accepting a demand from Brussels to impose a customs border around Brittany, so that Brittany, France's sovereign territory, remains inside the EU's customs union while France does not
yes, if it had a similar situation to northern ireland. are you fucking retarded?
may has made the best of a shit position, there was never going to be a good outcome of this

Breaking up the Union and giving Brussels a veto over Brexit is not "making the best of a shit position". She's come up with a deal which gives us all the disadvantages of being in the EU without any of the benefits. At every single turn she has caved in and capitulated to the EU's demands.

Hopefully the 48 letters needed to get rid of her at long last will go in today.

jej

Hardcore, Orange Order/DUP types make up the minority of Unionists. Most people who consider themselves Unionist don't do so out of any sectarian pride or whatever, but because it's been the sensible, practical decision ever since the GFA. Being a part of the United Kingdom has historically been incredibly beneficial, while leaving to reunite with Ireland would be full of all kinds of unknowns and difficult decisions, so obviously the average citizen of Northern Ireland never felt too much reason to question the Union.

A hard Brexit would completely change all that though. A hard border would be catastrophic for the economy of Northern Ireland, and have a massive impact on people's daily lives, even if they didn't live close to the border. The fact that it would be done by Westminster in spite of Northern Ireland itself voting to remain would also fan further tension. The hardcore Unionists would of course never buckle, but the average citizen would start thinking long and hard about the prospect of unification if it meant re-joining the single market and dismantling any sort of hard border.

oh shid

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right so there's this brilliant plan for leaving that exists that's completely to obvious to you but not the people negotiating?
why would she not go for this fabled plan? here's a hint: it doesn't exist.
>Breaking up the Union
that's the fault of brexit itself
>all the disadvantages of being in the EU without any of the benefits
we have control over our border and can stay in the single market

and yeah let there be another leadership election where the brexiteer rats will scurry away again so they can look like heroes braying about how they can do things better from the sidelines