What's your vice?

I did until 3 months ago and the nightmares I have been having are fucking wicked awesome, just the other day I dreamed I was driving and ran into some power lines and felt the shock go through my body as I skid across the asphalt

escorts

but i learned the other day about meningitis, which can be deployed throught saliva, so no kissing or blowjobs without a condom... honestly life is a scam

ps: meningitis can lead to an infection in blood if untreated, that can lead to amputation of all members. im fucking paranoid and traumatized since i learned about that shit.

is this a rational fear user. medfags halp

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i would legit some additional info from a legit medfaggot

When I quit smoking weed user I dreamed crazy shit but after a while I hardly dream anymore...was a pothead for 10 years and got so paranoid I had to stop...I was surrounded by to many villians

If your escorts aren't subsaharan africans, your risk exposure is extremely low (we're talking "you have a higher chance of winning the lottery" low). You may even be vaccinated against it without knowing it, if you're young

Well, I remember the doctor giving me several vaccines in my ass when I was a kid, im from spain so we have healthcare here.

How do I know if im vaccined against meningitis?

Anyway, there are other STDs too, and maybe some variatios of meningitis can bypass the vaccine.

i like dressing as a girl and riding a horsecock dildo

LSD, nicotine, books.

>escorts

If you are worried about meningitis lol.. You you can catch other things from bbbj.

my vice is dua lipa
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Existing

Jow Forums and crypto

runescape, sexting thots, pretending i know how to TA and being negative as fuck

Yeah but none of them can lead to amputations afaik.

Pharmfag here. I say it's not a legitimate worry unless you're fucking around with obviously dirty hookers with no protection. You would first have to get syphilis for him/her and then go untreated for a while before it became syphilitic meningitis.

Tell me about mushrooms anons. I want to try. Do I need to be in the proper frame of mind?

Is there a single person on Jow Forums other than me who has NEVER had any illicit substances? I've never even had beer or smoked cigarettes. When I tell people this, I get called "boring."

Excuse me, I don't need a vice to forget my sorrows. I face my pains and faults like a man and fix them instead of drowning in mindless slavery wagecucking and beer.

I don't dislike people who have a beer or a smoke every now and then for social reasons or "just because," but addicts who can't control their impulses just disgust me.

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Thanks for the anecdotes boys, just screenshotted this to my buddy. I talked to him about how crazy my t break dreams can be and he didn't really think it was a thing, so you guys just validated me a fair bit

Well but shipilis has greater % right? how do you know if you have it? is saliva enough?

>Excuse me, I don't need a vice to forget my sorrows.

no, instead you use an inflated sense of self worth and use your clean-ness as leverage to feel unique or better than other people even though those people don't give two shits about you.

Trust me, those drowning in addiction care the least about themselves than anyone around them.

Define “addiction” :p

dictionary.com/browse/addiction

You'll know you have it if you find a nasty but painless chancre sore on your dick or mouth. Chances of getting infected are very low if you use protection.

I get drunk as shit and bump an addy so I cannot cum unless I jack off forever. Then I dress up like a girl, stick dildos in my ass, and watch sissy hypno while jacking my dick as fast as a rabbit.

I have a serious fucking problem.

Lots and lots of booze. Jerking off to hentai. Cute girls

Do you even realize you're uptight? It shows through your typing and I'm almost certain it's because you don't "need a vice to forget your sorrows." Your sober state is only allowing to you to use a certain capacity of your brain and I feel sorry that you'll never get to experience the other side

>is saliva enough
no

so there needs to be like an open scar or something?

but whats the point of blowjobs with a condom? sex with a condom ruins it enough

Film it and link to your /gif/ thread

>illicit substances
Licit or illicit doesn't make a difference on the organism, is only a word used to describe an imposition by a group of people with power.

i live in a latin america 3rd world country which has had 3 out of the 5 miss worlds and i earn 60k usd a year in a country where the average person earns 1/20 that.

pussy is cheap and women hear are eager to please just for a couple dollars....I FUCK ALOT..thank god for condoms

R u me

take moar acid faggot

HOLY SHIT.
Glad I'm not the only one. Smoked more or less every day for about 15 years.
For awhile it was allllllll day every day.
Quit around 2 months ago.
My dreams are fucking WEIRD MAN.
Like a mix between lucid dreaming and just straight up nightmares where I'm inhabiting someone else's body.
Makes me want to start up again lmao

yeah man thats how ya get aids
or even just herpes. or hep.
be careful.

condoms bro
plus ill calmed down since my earlier days arriving here, i just keep 3 to 4 chicks in rotation

Do you have bipolar or schizophrenia yet?

here is one of there

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go for it

I know. I'm no fucking neet man, I've fucked a lot of women, and no prostitutes.
You can still get herpes with condoms FYI

You are boring, it shows thru your posting style and use of anime reaction images. Also ur waifu a shit
you guys get high like poorfags, who else /cocaine/ here

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there/ them

It's $300USD a gram in Australia so I've only ever done it in Latin America

that shit fucks up your nose and heart

was gonna roast straight edge homie but was satisfied to see you had covered it sufficiently

>Is there a single person on Jow Forums other than me who has NEVER had any illicit substances?
Me. But, additionally, I don't do caffeine (coffee, soda, tea) nor smoke, that's for bluepills. Try to be at my powerlevel.

you're probably just a Mormon aren't you?

anytime my dude.

if youve ever been to a SA country where the median of women are smoking hot and want $50 to $300 (a month) every now and then you'd be tempted as hell.

there was one week i fucked nonstop at the end of the week i was tired and exhausted. But this is a vice thread...so thats my vice.

fags

Miller high Life please American spirits. Don't do any illegal drugs due to my job, but because I'm morally opposed to breaking the law. Also shrooms aren't a vice, they're a tool for reevaluating your life.

watch out or I might accidentally suck your dick faggot

Too much wrong with this post to correct. Drunk phoneposting is a crime against humanity.

no drugs or alcohol for me, i like to start trouble and bash cunts.
someone pay for my ticket to japan so i can give Roger Ver a beatdown for crashing the market because he organized to give himself the biggest airdrop in the history of crypto and got his minions to wage war on the very fabric of crypto's existence.

nah, kek, it's just that I don't like to be near substances that could potentially enslave me, alcohol is for plebs, smoking is cucking your own blabla etc etc, but hey, do as you wish, kek

You wanna know something funny?
I've worked in the craft beer industry now for about 7 years. Love the stuff.
I also had a strange interview(drinking beer on the farm) with the "greatest brewer in the world."
When I asked him his favorite beer - He told me, Miller High Life. It's Perfect.
Motherfucker I'm drinking a tall boy right now.

It's best you don't partake in these substances user. Your typing style already reveals a low IQ as it is.

Damn nice. Post more

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Smoked weed for 3 years, cigarettes for 4. Quit both in the last month. Want to quit caffeine and be entirely drug-free. Feels better to be sober.

you might stay off the pot but guaranteed youre gonna be smoking again within 8 months.

caffeine is so mild that its negligible. lmao at your pathetic pussyness that youre missing all the health benefits of tea and black coffee

:(

That's half the reason I want to quit caffeine too. Stimulants always make a cigarette sound great.

last one

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Fuck yeah. I knew Miller high Life was at least the best cheap beer.

It is.
My second favorite if you're on the west coast is Rainier.

if theres once vice I have experience watching people fail at dropping, it's cigarettes. i have seen people "quit" pot no problem (in fact im almost 3 weeks into a t break without missing it after a couple days), my girlfriend went through hell and back getting off of clonazepam she was prescribed as a teenager, my aunt got over a crazy eating disorder, and "alcoholics in remission" are a dime a dozen. but cigarettes... man, they're a whole different beast, because it would be like as a heroin addict having to watch people shoot up in the streets and on television, having people offer you hits, asking you for a hit, and still having to go about your daily life knowing that it really "wouldnt matter" if you relapsed.

i wish you all the luck in the world user. im not optimistic about the cigarettes because ive seen so many people fail. but best of luck.

the best cheap beer is labatt blue by far.

that's a girl, right?

have you asked xer? how would any of us know then? shitlord

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its subjective, but I'm telling you as a person seriously trained in beer(yeah it's a thing - cicerone) that Miller High Life is the best light beer.
Again it's subjective, but going on the standards, it's true.

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5 years but I quit for months at a time. I'm planning in quitting.

>stuck in 1960s propaganda

reuters.com/article/us-health-cannabis-psychosis/cannabis-ingredient-holds-promise-as-antipsychotic-medicine-idUSKBN1E90P6

LSD, MDMA (once a month), porn

Ive never smoked a cig and I hate beer. Both disgust me to no end and people that smoke legit make me angry because they support the companies that kill them. ALL THAT SAID- You sound like a massive faggot and your anime image doesnt help the case.

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>meningitis
Jow Forumsleaves is ur friend potfags

I quit you fucking faggot.
And there's nothing wrong with those who continue to indulge.
Ugh.
You probably think you're better than people who like to indulge in substances.

>mdma once a month

too much idiot

why

IN THIS DAY AND AGE AND FOLLOWING DECADES OF MEDICAL ADVANCEMENTS TO COME..it wont matter (ignore caplock)

>doujins
>porn
>weed
>pasta & pizza

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teen hookers, dmt and dark beer

I'm on day 4 of quitting, any advice? 12 years

It can fuck up your natural serotonin levels for life if you do it too much. I do it max once every 6 months but I advise you to at least wait 3 months between every session, for your own sake.

shrooms and vodka don't go together you fucking liar