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>x1292)File: Gay Lovers in the Victori(...).jpg (197 KB, 900x1292) google yandex iqdb wait197 KB JPG /brit/ Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)12:54:36 No.97516288Need a romantic bf edition

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Finished me lunch lads

Plebeian listeners should be burnt at the stake for their ignorance
Poor taste in music is an affront to any idea of a God, and all of the universe

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Rightly so

real hardman shit...

the pic wouldn't be kino without it

just lost my lunch (after reading your post)

Bring back the rack, and put Glastonbury attendees on it

that much is true

alri thats enough.

why are you doing this to yourself, blondie?
again, I have seen your ever so soft hands
I do manual labour for a living, yesterday again I moved shit around, steered a dead tractor with a broken direction, bossman who's a beast of a man was surprised I could move the thing
again, you can't live in my world
you're blond, you're soft, I can picture your smooth, pink buttocks and I'm already half chub at the thought of pinning you down (which I would, easily) and breaking your sphincter with my hard prick, feeling your bumcheeks on my hips and your tight violated anal ring squeezed hard around my knob
once I'm done with you you would have fallen in love
I'm here, always will

>he's welsh
>calls other people sheep shaggers

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Agree. Anyone who doesn't listen to choons i listen to should be killed

sad sad virgin freak

I'M SO HUNGRY
watching chicken marengo recipe videos isn't helping

Bring back Iraq

music has a strong effect on the public psyche
youtube.com/watch?v=9_7loz-HWUM

brought this guy home last night and I acted like the most unbelievable weirdo lmao - i was just weirdly disconnected from the real world and did literally whatever i felt like with no real filter at all on what i said/did

but he really wanted to sleep with me so he put up with it

firstly i spent a long time describing my idea for a short story where every day this guy inserts tiny bombs into his head before he goes to sleep and then in the morning he has to defuse them before replacing them every night

i asked for advice on how to seduce my ex that im meeting on saturday, i basically completely ignored any trace amount of common decency i might have had and talked about all sorts of deeply inappropriate topics that werent sexy at all and were really just v v boring

then when we actually had sex i basically just lay there and made him do all the work to please me, and watched minecraft youtube videos while he sucked me off and came on his face before instantly falling asleep

on the one hand, i was being a complete shit and feel a bit bad

on the other, i think he has a kink for people treating him like shit because he seemed very happy and texted me this morning wanting to hang out again

either ways, an interesting experience but not one i will be repeating. im too nice at heart to do this stuff for long

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That's because I stole it lad
Now it is my lunch

This is what the average Frenchman on Jow Forums looks like

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that's a compliment round these parts

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>watched minecraft youtube videos while he sucked me off and came on his face before instantly falling asleep

ah yes
zoomers

wtf a girl??

Miss Saddam Hussein lads.

Any World of Warcraft man in?

worried i will not have anyone to go out with this new years eve
it will also mark one year since i last kissed a girl

notice the absence of virginity concealment mask

#epicgamermoments

>why are you doing this to yourself, blondie?
Shitskin, I'm not blonde.
>I do manual labour for a living, yesterday again I moved shit around, steered a dead tractor with a broken direction,
Shitskin, I did all of this, growing up, AS A CHILD. You are not special.
>you're blond, you're soft
Shitskin, I'm not blonde. I'm not soft. I can assure you.

Jesus Christ, Shitskin, you really are a faggot.
Well, again. Come to Maple Ridge and try it.
Don't want to? Shut the Fuck Up, faggot.

this is me lmao

Plato on the contribution music made to the moral decline of ancient Greece:
>They were men of genius, but they had no perception of what was just and lawful in music...And by composing licentious works, and adding to them words as licentious, they have inspired the multitude with lawlessness and boldness, and made them fancy that they could judge for themselves about melody and song...in music there first arose the universal conceit of omniscience and general lawlessness; freedom came following afterwards, and men, fancying that they knew what they did not know, had no longer any fear, and the absence of fear begets shamelessness. For what is this shamelessness, which is so evil a thing, but the insolent refusal to regard the opinion of the better by reason of an over-daring sort of liberty?

Socrates:
>Musical training is a more potent instrument than any other, because rhythm and harmony find their way into the inward places of the soul, on which they mightily fasten, imparting grace, and making the soul of him who is rightly educated graceful, or of him who is ill-educated ungraceful.

Boethuis:
>Music is part of us, and either ennobles or degrades our behaviour.

Shu Ching:
>For changing people’s manners and altering their customs there is nothing better than music

Aristotle:
>Music directly imitates the passions or states of the soul...when one listens to music that imitates a certain passion, he becomes imbued with the same passion; and if over a long time he habitually listens to music that rouses ignoble passions, his whole character will be shaped to an ignoble form

imagine the juicy farts that rip out of that hole

Il est le français standard à mon avis.

thought you died oxford

You've seen my face a million times, shitskin.

fuck off gay cunt

the average frenchman

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I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky bumhole.

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too white to be French

I’ve never kissed anyone in a romantic way in my whole life

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if I come it will forever be known as maple RAPE from what I will do to you if we EVER meet irl
you're pink, you're soft, as far as I'm concerned you're a woman in need of a good pricking

Me too lad

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542372057279.webm

>I’ve never kissed anyone in a romantic way in my whole life

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jews need to die

Plato was a virgin freak

236 street maple ridge british columbia canada
SWEETIE

how old??

looks Italian/Arab. im much better looking (white and blue eyes), just not as hench

Is he named Gaston by any chances?

Pseudo-Normies in /brit/? Not a fan.

27 lad

>british columbia
>not british
>not colombian
stupid leafs

Oxford is dead I went to his goddamn funeral. This is just some sicko imitating his posting style. Joke is in very poor taste if you ask me.

I'll bring the lube, no condoms
I want to make you pregnant

How many fucking Gay Frogs am I arguing with at once there's like 10 of them in here.

I’m 22

think I've graduated from failed normie to subnormie

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all art has this effect, same with the greater layout of our human habitats
but music is the most potent and highest form of art
this is what Sorel meant when he said that changing the aesthetic framework of a society, as well as the shared myths through song and other artistic expression can change society itself

is adam boulton based?

youtube.com/watch?v=zwXSYcXbVYY

shut up gayman

wait did oxford really get AIDS

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you were always a normaltwat

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The only thing getting lubed is the barrel of the 12 guage by your rectal blood when I sodomize your shit pipe with it.

shut up gayman

im a proper failed normie
still have mates and all but don't really fit in and im a vf

turbonormie

would you say you are ugly?
how tall are you?

Yeah, ok.

who /autisticgay/ here

good boy

notices bulge uwu

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@97516631
not true

I'm pretty handsome lad. Just never had the chance/opportunity to build a lasting relationship.

the thought of arming myself never came up once
never once thought I needed it against you, that's how soft you look like

no idiot

No really you talk a WHOLE LOTTA shit for somebody that's allegedly so hard.
Come on, let's do it. You got my number, motherfucker.
You feel like dying?

get that sock out of there (and into my arse x)

don't call nyanposter an idiot. thanks.

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see

it's the trousers they make my cocky look weird

I’m extremely ugly and overweight

Approximately 2 hours until toilberg lets me loose lads

alright fuck it I'm coming to your shithole in Canada first thing tomorrow. you've talked way too much little gay twat. you can bring your air rifle, I'll fuck you with it

you seeing your concert doug?

wait turtle looks like THAT?

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I'm waiting sweetie xx