Australia

Whenever I watch Australian border patrol on TV I'm amazed how autistic that country is.

>you can't bring in something that has touched foreign soil 20 years ago, it might carry bacteria that could destroy our country

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Probably because something that touched foreign soil 20 years ago might carry bacteria that could destroy our country

old-world faggots wouldnt understand

>poster is from Australia

Wow what a surprise.
Outside Australia there's a thing called science which tells us how long different bacteria can live and under what circumstances.

Why did they make a tv show about this shit in the first place?
To show off their autism to the world? Or to shame tourists publically as a form of low-brow entertainment?

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>you can't bring in something that has touched foreign soil 20 years ago, it might [...] destroy our country

I'm sure abos know this first hand.

>Or to shame tourists publically as a form of low-brow entertainment?
This one.

They wouldn't let in an old taxidermy of a coyote because they animal has walked in American deserts decades ago and there might be soil still in its paws.
At that point I just laughed. Fucking Aussies.

This proves Australia is not a civilized country.

Not just Old Worlders, non-island subhumans as a whole wouldn't understand.

>there's a thing called science
Which is exactly why we have these rules in place.
Why do Europeans try to act smug and arrogant about something they have no comprehension of?

We used to have this show as well:
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>At that point I just laughed
Because you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand the biology involved.

I always wanted to work at Sydney Airport because of this and because I always was a nazi snitch as a kid and loved the idea of searching people's luggage to fine them for having some leaf stuck in their clothes.

>continent untouched for 60,000 years might be susceptible to foreign bacteria


wahey

Yeah that one was gold. But over here they combine Australian and Canadian border security into one show. Not that you can tell the difference since both deal with lying chinks.

There's also an episode of some Australian jew that claims he's Aboriginal and just came back from the holy land to 'his' land and white people shouldn't tell him to show his passport.

you live on a continent, smartass

It's not like Australia has been untouched ever since the Europeans first got there and you were very eager to introduce all sorts of crops and animals to further your economy but now you sperg out because someone else brings over something that might contain spores of these same plants.

Doesn't that make you low brow too because you enjoyed it?

Which is an island.

>and you were very eager to introduce all sorts of crops and animals
Some of which have been devastating and still an issue today.
Are Europeans completely fucking braindead when it comes to the larger world, or something? Yank tier.

>wanting those monsters on Austrailia to mutate
Dumbass

You got any idea how many of those introduced species are a problem today?

Brumbies, cane toads, rabbits, foxes just to name a few.

Ever since rabbits and toads took over australia and choked the local ecosystems they've been very autistic about things like that

How are rabbits a problem?

Weak Australian plants and wildlife

Oh okay

are you dense?

Calm down, you're making us look bad

nah man im not mad

Invasive species don't fuck around

Ask California

If I ate a lot of seeds and nuts, went to Australia, soiled meself while telling the border security about it, would they have to confiscate my filthy pants?

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Yes, but then they'd fuck your Finnish boipussy while you don't have any pants on

What's the chance of some border sheila putting her fingers up my butt to check if there's any contaminated poo left?

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When I got to new zealand I had to take my shoes off and clean all the dirt

was a bit humiliating

Pretty sure that kind of thing is gender segregated so you'd probably end up with a man's fingers up your butt instead. A finger is a finger though.

i think Australian border patrol is based. You gotta keep those faggots out.