God wish I were slav

this

English invented heavy industry, computers, the internet, modern agriculture and countless other things.

Slavs invented alcoholic mashed up potatoes.

We invented light bulb, atomic energy, space and tv
Anglos invented fish and peeps

try watching this my fren
youtu.be/nBRMuIyBkAU

Slavs sent the first sattelite into space so you could have Internet connection to shitpost on Jow Forums, so be grateful

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formulated the Periodic Law
model of the universe that placed the Sun rather than the Earth at the center of the universe,

I got the pictures from twitter I know for a fact it's she. Stop playing this game with me I am not Finnish

>Slavs invented space

Also, we invented TV. Stop stealing other peoples' achievements.

Copernicus was not Slavic

We also invented tigers and squatting.

just b urself bro u r homo in denial

Did you know that Russia has tigers?

yeah nah

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Born: February 19, 1473, Toruń, Poland
Died: May 24, 1543, Frombork, Poland

English invented America so credit where credit is due

Kopernik was Slavic

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Mashed up potatoes are delicious.

Why yes I AM Slav, how did you know?

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benis head :DDDDDD

Let’s be real you’re memeing or an idiot if you don’t think Russians have been some of the most influential people in history regarding the arts and sciences

Brits have too but Russians are some of the only people that can rival them

Shame they’re a shithole now though lmao

>tfw America's greatest writers can't compete with Shakespeare or Dostoevsky

dog, stable, horse

i lead Somerset Maugham and it was great

Shakespeare wasn’t a writer you smoothbrain

>born in Poland from Polish father
>lived in Poland
>died in Poland
>not Polish
this is your brain on Jow Forums

>Writers produce various forms of literary art and creative writing such as novels, short stories, poetry, plays, screenplays, and essays as well as various reports and news articles that may be of interest to the public

no one wants to be slav
there was literally dna tests here to prove we are not slav during ww2, so we can join the axis

That’s because you are turk
And in the end, germanics got raped by slavs anyways

>we

his surname was definitely Slavic, koper is our word for dill

HE PEEING :DDDDDDDDD

Yup, and this because of commies

Squarog bless you

youtube.com/watch?v=oeC6ODrtSak&t=3s

They are Polish immigrants in England, doing bad reputation to the cultural soccer fans in UK.

>proxy calling bongs slavs
next level

also radio (Popov)

sorry Cro- who?

Right but calling him a writer while comparing him to Dostoyevsky is silly. He’s a playwright, not an author. The United States has surprisingly actually created some of the best authors in history. Not sure many compare to Dostoevsky or Tolstoy but we’re still a powerhouse in terms of authors

Do you really think the people in OP are of the same stock as those inventors/pioneers?

Spoiler: they're not.

Go home Iqbal

turk is not an ethnicity. do a dna test on your average turk and you'll see at least 5 ethnicities.

>trips confirms

Don’t care. Still smash.

>Callthecopsimoffmechops.exe

I wish I was an adidas cladden vodka fueled suka blyat' af slav tbqhwaoyfampaitachisama

The British invented the thirteen colonies
Mostly Americans invented America

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Wat

T-I-G-E-R-S

>angaylo

i have to translate this shit (theatre) for my uni work
IT'S FUCKING GROSS

> mfw germanic
Thank god. I almost was a slav