/brit/

How does he keep his hands so soft?

we have ocean pools and sometimes you hear a news story about a shark ending up in one after the tide goes out
just small ones tho
need more of this, starting to flesh out my seaside folder

just got nordvpn. £100 for a 3 year subscription. Just preparing for when the law changes next year and pornhub has to ask UK users for a credit card

Children in Need tonight. We can all watch that together.

*drops into the thread*
alri gimps

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>nordvpn
oh no no no

bassed
nordvpn sells your data lmao
you fucked up

t. poorfag

based uk gov. stopping porn addiction.

where the fuck did they come from

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Until you can post any evidence of this you can fuck off lmoa

clearly from those cables you can see at the start

Fucking idiot, do some research before you buy a vpn. You picked literally the worst one, in a 14 eyes country no less.

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what

I'm gonna work in Cambridge one day

can't believe I'm 58kg
cutting down all portion sizes and no more snacking

>porn addict buys a vpn that's known for selling data and keeping logs
checks out

Yo dude, can borrow a graham of sugar?

The two Israelis I've gotten to know pretty well in my life, one being a close friend for a while, have been very intelligent and witty people, great banter, friendly, extroverted guys. But as I got to know them more, I found a trend of both being very manipulative, cynical, hypocritical, neurotic, obsessive people, who could be downright nasty and have mental breakdowns where they would have emotional outbursts, and try and guilt trip those that they felt had wronged them. For one of them, he would either take absolutely no responsibility for any wrongdoing he'd done and point fingers as to how others are in the wrong, or he'd be over-the-top apologetic and self hating for very minor things he'd done. The other one would often just ignore that something had happened and would just go on like normal. Both would bring up their mental illnesses/depression/traumatic childhood as excuses for their bad behaviour

Now I'm obviously not saying all Israelis are like this. But I've seen two cases of this happening with Israeli guys I know to make me think that this kind of person might be more common in Israel than in other countries

How do you guys feel about Brexit?

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do you also you put your fingers in your ears and close your eyes to make the bad things go away

can't believe you think that's a lot

Don't know what you gain from posting literal false information on here. NordVPN is based in Panama and has no data logging legislation. Are you a spastic mate

Get in deer my laaaaaaad

>maybe if i respond again he'll think i'm a different user

sad!

might wank

£15 in Amazon vouchers lads

What do?

Brexit MEANS Brexit, simple as

why do women all have boring blank slate personalities

can't believe I have lived so long without knowing the touch of your skin
don't think I can go on much longer

it is when I'm 5'6 and usually around 52kg

>watching porn
Why not just fuck your gf? Oh, don't tell me...

check out the so-called Black Friday deals that are on from the 16th to the 25th of November

DON'T

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Haha you’re not going to believe mate, you know the thing you said- yeah, yeah about the gf, haha mate, wait til you hear this

business idea: yellow flyday, put chinese- and japanese-imported goods on sale across the board

capitalist consumerism & feminism
ever talked to an old granny for a while? they're all sweet lovely old crones with a good sense of humour, quite knowledgeable and very charming. All women used to be like that , before consumerism and feminism ruined them and turned them into NPCs

Black Friday
Fuk off racit.

i can relate to this ngl
don't think it has something to do with being israeli tho

ffs not even an underweight bmi

yes but you're supposedly a male so it's really not

i'd hat this post if i wasn't tucked into bed

Watching an Edo period drama about a down on his luck samurai with no house and his run in with a mysterious gang that does kidnappings.
But guess this, it's animated.

It might not. But like I said, I noticed a pattern because it happened with the two Israeli guys I've gotten to know. I might have to do more travelling

my granny was annoying she always wanted to kiss me with her gross rotten mouth, according to my mum she was a royal cunt when she was younger too

glad she's dead

you love it when daddy wanks dont you

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want to be down to 50

never really saw my nan
mum never liked her and she used to grab me by the ear or slap me when i did see her and acted up

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I'm eating chips without fish and there's none you can do about it

dumb crossposter

shut the fuck up retard

stop doing this

did he fall from a plane?

great britain? more like great shitstain

Erm excuse me?

almost smashed her knees with that, 'kin hell.

One gran was a bit mental so I barely knew her, but my other one was absolutely lovely. Used to do a lot of social services work helping the poor and abused children, and was just a genuinely great grandmother. God I miss her. Wish I responded to her emails more often stupid fucking cunt I am

not so much the number that bothers me
wouldn't mind being 58kg if it was muscle but it isn't

fuck off they're all thick cunts who look down on everyone and expect bennies mountains of just because they're old.

there's wires in the air, presumably he was on those. not sure if it was some tightrope thing or just a nutter on some electric wires

stop crossposting

without reposting /brit/ would be devoid of any discussion

Fell from your ma's flaps

bet most runts could even squat that weight let alone snatch it

Love beating up twinks
Love beating up brits
Love beating up women
Simple as

it's a doll they launched in the air

categorically false

Picture The Colossus of Rhodes, but your mum

But what does "brexit" mean to you?

going to start doing burpees

mum wants me to ask out a racially ambiguous girl who works at the shop
she's very cute admittedly but i'm no race traitor

oh yeah, what the fuck was he messing about up there for

sometimes I stand back and try and look at myself from the outside and think: "damn, you're really going to be home alone for another friday night?"

you gained weight phimo?

love laughing at paki manlets

someone with a username ending with 70 is probably 48 years old. but someone with a username ending with 69 is definitely 13 years old
similarly, someone with a username that ends in 87 is probably 31 years old. But someone with a username ending in 88 is a Nazi

not telling you

£3k/month(£50k) sounds like a really good income, but i mean is it really, what does £3k/month get you?

even in manchester i feel it doesn't go that far

brexit

brekkie

naturalselector89

that's considerably more than the national average, if you can't live on that then you're a frivolous idiot

less darkies
more pints and slags

So many virgins talking about utter bollocks in these threads. I mean, wages? Income? How about fuck off to Jow Forumspersonalfinance and stay there, you bent freak dweeb

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