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emily atack Edition

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he's a failed man
he got a doctorate from some dubious french diploma mill
he works in a southeast asian sex tourism banana republic because he can't get a job anywhere else
he doesn't even know the language of the country he lives and works in
he's bald, short, has bad skin, and is generally unattractive
he's old
he's a greasy arab
he's taking medication to regain what little hair he had and it's giving him erectile dysfunction
the only "girls" he can get are ladyboys and disgusting thai women
he copes with all of this by lifting weights and posting on Jow Forums all day

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i'd decimate any yank in this thread in a fist fight
yanks can't scrap
they have to use guns lol utter state

Looking forward to the showers

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I have a license to fly a small personal plane but I don't have one to drive a car.

BRUTAL fucking moggage

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interesting stuff that tbf
dont have a license either but still drive

MY YE IS DIFFERENT TO YOUR YE

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damn alan looking jacked

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stop posting chebs

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i have that phenotype that all women are attracted to without me really even trying
they've been conditioned to be attracted to tall white men with slight med features. i dont have to do anything

>Emily Atack's mum is cousins with Paul McCartney

WTF

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Hello is this the cheb general

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>they've been conditioned to be attracted to tall white men with slight med features. i dont have to do anything
A pakistani wrote this post

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Right is still fitter tho

Personally I think entering the EU was a silly thing in the first place
We wouldn't have to have the hassle of leaving it if we hadn't buried so deeply inside it

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t. cheblet roastie

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Iktfb

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nah i'm white british and look like an uglier version of this fella but still handsome enough to where birds are visibly attracted to me and that

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keep them coming lad

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the poster population has dropped significantly
this leads me to believe that /brit/ has a lot of female or homosexual posters

sauce please

over 600 dead from wildfires
imagine how many more it would have been without technology warning people

*Mog's the whole thread*

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Millions. Jesus that’s terrifying

no we're just posting in the other non-yank thread

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next time schizo gives you trouble, just call me, i'll take care of him
at my lowest I can still best him

nah thats just missing
only like 65 confirmed dead

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>5'7

no you're not
be quiet

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Just another Thatcher blunder

can you use "d'accord" as "okay"?

“Missing” in today’s highly connected world pretty much means you’re dead.

if only you lads had got the job done in brighton

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can and do
in conversation they mean the same

*pulls up in the thread in a 4 door*
SKRRRRRRRRRR

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Tiocfadh ar la

d'accord

cant stop watching cuck porn

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>tfw the ira were the good guys all along trying to save us from thatcher
mind blown

Grim grim

ha, see what you did there
petit coquin

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bet you could get them reduced on the nhs if she lived over here

thought that was summer from the thumbnail

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Wouldn't mind this variety of female

AVE CÆSAR, IMPERATOR.

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my willy literally gets hard when i mog someone in front of their bird

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Based flanno

If you tried that on me I’d put you in the ground you little shit

yeah that explains why you're a VF posting on /brit/ all day
because you mogg lads in front of their birds

stop posting slags, post pure girls like summer and aisha

Someone post that blackops pic of turt
Gonna take that in to the barbers and ask for the same trim

seething virginoids

>pure
>aisha
she specifically claims she's an irish mutt so she can have pity points

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yeah I do but not today. how jelly are you mate? ive literally cucked men. dont be bitter

VERY good thread

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>post pure girls like summer and aisha

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she looks mentally ill in this one
also i used to be convinced people would post her becus she was a trap

would settle for a fat, entitled white woman over any other woman any day of the week, even knowing she'll cheat on me. if i can have one or two beautiful intelligent white children before she divorces me then it's worth it.

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remarkable three days here in /brit/

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she has the lord fawquad haircut from shrek

embarassing post frankly

absolute UNIT

Based

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It's Friday night mate live a little

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Obliterate the niggers

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so are you going out on the lash tonight?
it's almost 6pm

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> vote Brexit

>get a Remainer PM
>spend 2 years doing nothing
>propose a deal so bad that Remainers love it, Brexiteers hate it and demand another vote
>Remain win the second vote
>No Brexit

fuck no
skint

Whelp that's summer ruined for me. Thank you cunt