/brit/

how does this have 2.5billion views

youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

Not allowed to dispute the moderation on Jow Forums either, maybe you should actually read the rules sweaty.

When the ex-gf dumped me five years ago, I very bitterly told her (pretending I was joking) that the whole experience with her had left me so scarred that I'd stick to masturbation from now on because women simply aren't worth the hassle. Little did she know that I'd actually go through with it haha

persimmon homes are so grim

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off to oxford to see a female friend tomorrow lads

main reason i'm going is on the off chance she has cute housemates (she is married) desu

I would just laugh then ask if she was serious

I think we can sy you won in the end

>moving in with a girl you've known a month

That's a yikes from me

Where was the dispute, paki?

Too late, she is already cheating on you.

>housemates
>married women
?????

thank you for your posts, I appreciate the time you've spent typing everything and solving the captcha

love game of thrones and wine
will probably like my dog moer than you

Because people watch it. It's really quite simple when the think about it, mate.

Yeeah, she's currently travelling SE Asia with her chad bf who she's just bought an apartment with, whereas I'm living the lonely toilberg life and posting about her on Jow Forums. Think I definitely had the last laugh

at risk of posting doxxable information she's not english but is studying there, husband is not

not putting a christmas tree up

OH
MAI
GAWD
MY
FIT
IS
FANTASTIC

doxxed
on my way to kick your head in right now

wait alan looks like THAT?

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Soviet-Afghan war was aesthetic as fuck
God bless the brave Mujahideen freedom fighters

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>she's currently travelling SE Asia with her chad bf
where is she from? An ex gf of mine is doing the exact same thing right now but she's not British

youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ

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/fa/ as fuck.

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Peeing very frequently today. Either atmosphere coldness has gone up or I've got the 'betes

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Alri Swindon I'll take you on. Going to bring a mutant from Didcot so you better not get too comfortable.

He wasn't wrong was he?

mad the way we live on an island

Are these the most redpilled states?

Holy shit same.

>aesthetic as fuck
you cringey little paki cunt

It's high time to settle this: who's the hardest lad on /brit/?

wait pakistan looks like THAT?

WTF I love pakistan now

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unironically me

Soviets did not attack Afghanistan with weapons. They were allying with them and developing their country (soft colonization) . America didn't like it and rest as you know is history

certainly not me

>she's not British

Uh oh, neither is mine (eastern European), if it turns out to be exactly the same bint then this really is a sad state of affairs. However I'm pretty sure mine has never dated an Irishman before, and there must be literally thousands of western roasties roaming their way through Thailand at the moment

CHILDREN IN NEED

so lonely
so alone

come home brown man

good post

I'm not Irish and the one I'm talking about is czech lmao

Anime bread!

not a sheed, just an admirer of sheedcore

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this general always manages to make me giggle when I read it

Nice

brits proper british today its a refreshing change

Am i still banned?

grimpeng

Apparently Hindu Kush is called Hindu Kush because Hindus were genocided there

what song should I listen to while i brush my teeth

reported

*hilarity ensues*

holy shiettttttt!!!

Northern Pakistan is beautiful. Look at the Azad Kashmir region

youtube.com/watch?v=8SJmWSWQgdM

cant comprehend a bloke being emotionally destroyed by a woman

then again cant comprehend having a gf either haha

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Yeah it means "kill the Hindu".

spoke too soon STATE OF THESE FOREIGN CUNTS FUCK OFF

doing a show tonight in LA then I'm flying to San Francisco for another. then a few days off and I'll be in Portland and Seattle. but you are my only friends on the road. it's a sad life

playing some guitar

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Yeeeee
Dabbin on them janny bois

Cringey
Paki
Cunt

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vocaroo for us la

based vic reeves

grim, grimmer and grimmest

no ones arsed kid your mums your nan

toil at 7 tomorrow

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love it when chubby girls whos houldn't be getting their kit off get their kit off, the confidence is so undeserved and that is really hot desu

Any NEET man in?

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*strums chords to tears in heaven*

Pakistan, or as I call it, the Switzerland of South Asian

beauty is subjective, a 3/10 to you could be a 10/10 for me

HOWLING at the fact a slav girl has been with two /brit/posters, just imagine the state of this woman

>Whats the matter? Cant stand the sight of a strong southern woman?
what do?

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3,1,2

On what grounds?

rude

Greatest anti-yank in history

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None. Tough shit dude

Pakis literally invented civilisation.

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remember when bin laden was a genuine and well respected business man from a highly wealthy family

i have also dated a czech woman
no idea whether she is travelling or not

Alice March lads wew

Yeah. Currently planning a way to passively "work" from home

had a beer and smoked with post malone last month at least. that was nice