/brit/

sue

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hideous little goblin freaks

Obviously the 4/10
ANY womans touch would be incredible right now

when you're starving a cracker will taste like the best cracker ever invented

sue

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failed normies think that every pretty girl that gives them the slightest amount of attention or is friendly to them is flirting

truth is, girls are just friendly extroverted people. they don't mean to send the wrong signal to autismos but it happens anyway

hey fatty boom boom

love you guys unironically

average looking (only get approached occasionally)
average height (6'0 in the morning)
average build (only get complimented on my physique occasionally)
average intelligence (masters in engineering but only from a rustlers)

wish i was a chad

5ft 9 is average height

imagine it

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shes releasing a full length i am so sexy girl 90 minute gravure dvd, look how explicit these productions are and soon there'll be one of her

twitter.com/idol_gakuen_tk/media

i mean look at this guy sincerely
twitter.com/idol_gakuen_tk/status/1062831133988073472
maybe hers wont be quite like that but still

>average height (6'0 in the morning)
lol fuck off
6'0 is taller than average

only virgins think virginity is important
virgin

manlet cope in progress

bizarre post

have sex with the woman and you won't have people saying cope

Sean Connery didn't get the role of Gandalf because he couldn't understand the plot

Adore shopping centres

i am 6ft 1 and recognise 5ft 9 as average height

do not do that

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>average intelligence (masters in engineering but only from a rustlers)
Kys here I am failing my bachelor's degree

REALLY want a mud master casio watch aha

Sitting in the park - slim smith

Lack of pussy has given me a evere and permanent brain damage. Even if I was drowning in it, the damage has been done

incel is a state of mind
there's plenty of non-virgins whom'st're incels
t. am a virgin but not an incel

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oh shut the up

fuck off imposter

these are all way above average
nice humble bragging

only women can be virgins, men don't have a hymen

>notice girl hovering as i'm doing cable work, are several stations free
>have seen her around before, catch her looking at me fairly often
>comes over and stutters asking to work in
>tries to make small talk
>tired and grouchy so give short answers

huh just extroverted i guess

it's empirically proven that the uglier you are, the more likely you are to misinterpret friendliness for romantic interest

mmm yes nice

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not if we're only talking about whites

you were, right?

mmm yes youtube.com/watch?v=yH0xIShEjSg

really really wish i had a big sister

>only women can be virgins, men don't have a hymen

i hear so much retarded shit on here on a daily basis it's disgraceful

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>moderately attractive colleague strikes a conversation with toilslag
>she happily talks to him
>I attempt to do the same thing
>she keeps the conversation as brief as possible

And people say I'm the unsociable one

yes, pretty much just extroverted. you're tricking yourself into seeing what you want to see. be realistic. There are better looking guys in her life. Probably better looking guys in the gym. You're not special to her.

right well if you wouldnt take the 4/10 gf

why are you crying about no pussy

Ah yes the incel in denial

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show us your hymen then virgin

this is the photo he chose to impress us about his town
must be pretty shit

i will marry the girl i lose my virginity to
she will probably be the only girl i ever sex

Going to cop an Omega Speedmaster for Christmas methinks

if you're mental you're permanently fucked, unless you go and kill someone then women (100% of them are freaks as well) will want to fuck you 30x more
its t'way it goes

you say that as if there's something wrong with it, that is the best outcome really

citation needed lad

shut up retard

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average sex life (one night stands every few weeks)
average willy size (7")
average social life (go out on the lash with mates maybe once a fortnight)
average gf when i have one

can barely cope as it is, can't imagine life being more dull than this

See your dad’s taken the divorce well

fuck off

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I still listen to people on the internet read out scary stories and i love it

theres NOTHING you can do about it haha

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dont care

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>the bradley poster [singular] is unbelievably unfunny

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No one is saying looks are everything but I don't understand how anyone can engage with the world at all and not realise that some people get different reactions to what they say even if both people said/did it in the same way. Usually the difference is in how the peopl elook. There's a reason Kalos kagathos exists.

>average sex life (one night stands every few weeks)

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No they say you’re the ugly one, you must have misheard

Wish real life was like runescape desu

see, this is where this general gets daft
because you're mostly ugly munters living with your parents you can't comprehend that a genuinely good looking and fairly charismatic lad might be posting here too

guys hate me an women love me

simple as.

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there is no voicemail

*surreptitiously googles Kalos kagathos*

why would someone with any prospects/friends/sex life choose to isntead of doing those things shitpost on brit at 8.30pm on a friday night?

really want to die is that normal

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>you can't comprehend that a genuinely good looking and fairly charismatic lad might be posting here

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Can't believe 190 ran away and hid until the previous thread was done with.

youtube.com/watch?v=b-Z83LjbBxs
this is quite funny

hello fellow good looking gentleman

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The absolute state of this incel

will I be able to get an apprenticeship at 20 after dropping out of uni twice?

how can anyone possibly be posting on /brit/ on a friday night and claim to not have a pathetic life?

cos he got exposed for being a poser freak

yes I'm sure you're a real Chad virgin lad hahahaha

thread is actually full of sociopaths

>am a virgin but not an incel

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just get an actual job

Schizoleaf cope

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>no wonder i'm still a virgin haha
5 mins later
>you can't comprehend that a genuinely good looking and fairly charismatic lad might be posting here

is this the British catyank?

>normies do something interesting every weekend

the levels of delusion in this general are unbelievable at times

no wonder you think there's no point in trying if you have such ridiculous ideas for what is considered 'normal'

saying cope is a form of coping

life isn't about sex but life is about companionship and intimacy (of which sex for most people is a part). It is not accidental that human touch, both receiving and giving, releases dopamine in the human brain.

/brit/ was largely entertaining until the incel movement came about. now it's just virgins flinging shit at other virgins; macho posturing as if this general were filled with 15 year olds

what kind of actual job?
all i have is a btec in IT