/cum/

I unirocnically have the bigger dick than any /cum/ poster

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youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

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nice

Based

Cringe

Gaypilled

welcome moon and star

>Cringe

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I was going to say doubt it but it seems like most posters here are below average so maybe

I want to meet each of you in a back alley alone

they're about the same, I use a three blade razor

you like entomatadas?

maybe

took some phenabit to try and relieve the withdrawals

literally me irl

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Everyone should unironically start using these

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What are your friday night plans buds?
I think i'm just gonna watch Ozark and eat pizza for the rest of the night.

Well I'm going to play League
Watch some anime with a friend. And then I'm going to fap

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i dont think ive ever eat them desu

I keep wondering whether you may be incredibly attractive and just have awful self-confidence.

finish this paper then play eu4

I use a single blade razor

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going to make some in a bit

It’s cringe because it means the synapses in your brain are literally connected wrong. Nothing is more cringe than having a defective brain.

post pics when they are done

n-no

I’m halfway through a Holland > Netherlands campaign right now. First time playing that region since they added the extra provinces, and it’s become a lot easier to get the Burgundian Inheritance

I use a Philips ONE BLADE.
Haven't took a shave (myself) in a few months tho...geting my shave done did at the salon by a cute girl with soft hands.

hahah yeah keep laughing, kid. Keep posting your fedora memes. Keep buying your disposable razors. Just know that your cheap chinese plastic blades will NEVER give you the clean, perfect shave that a straight razor provides.

why not?

>99% of the world has a "defective" brain
>i, a sore (and jealous) loser, do not

um sure

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youtube.com/watch?v=RZSoDQFoV70

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Imagine believing 99% of the world shares your demented fetish

havent shaved or washed in a few days

How do we genocide the namefags in /cum/?

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The only good feet are anime feet

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Biggest meme of the century

less blades are better but it's hard finding decent one or two blades here

probably have to order them on amazon or something

nice. such an entertaining game

You don't

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shy desu

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its just food

nah

:/

he's probably lying and meant pepporoni hot pockets lol

without blogposting this would be on dead thread

>he

it'd just be slower

I've seen his penis

>its a girls penis

Feeling pretty buzzed

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feminine penises, thoughts?

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Just realized I can’t buy that guy Nier since I don’t own a PC anymore

Would like to suck a girls penis

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why didnt i die when i got mssa

watching this rn

youtube.com/watch?v=gWaB5NNwkS8

Better a dead general than a shit one

le cool fast talking smart jew man

I hate you all so much. Degenerate faggots, foreigners, attention whores, and lazy pieces of shit. I pray every day that you are all afflicted by a horrible terminal disease, or that you all get murdered.

Hey, pal. If you've got an issue, use a tissue.

You should see somebody if you’re depressed don’t end up like me

Don't care

do you pretend to be a girl too?

the effects of no fap november

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Going to take a nap
Goodnight /cum/

wait does ben shapiro review movies

disgusting

No I’m going to kill myself after work today

What's disgusting about it?

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no but he rates them occasionally at the end of shows

girl's penises are not for sexual

You can talk hot on the internet, boy
That's that goofy shit, we ain't into that, boy
Black van, pull up to your momma crib, boy
Tie her up, drive that shit off a bridge, lil boy

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i would smash narancia desu (no homo btw)

thanks

are their buttholes for sex?

why nor DURING work

i wish i had the balls to do it

Who

yes of course

Doing want to traumatize my coworkers and I don’t have the gun yet
Got paid today so I’m gonna buy the gun today (private party so no wait time)
Don’t

me too...its different tos ay youre going to do it though

Do the french language sounds gay to you?

vocaroo.com/i/s1JRs8u9p3aW

(it's a song about the sea)

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Of course they are that's the best part

Stop fagposting you mentally ill fatsos

Meant to say don’t want to traumatize

maybe some day
wrong

>says dont
>is going to do it himself
hypocrite

very gay

I hope you fucking kill yourself you faggot coward

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May actually be getting my car fixed tomorrow instead of sunday

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interesting