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canada usa

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it's a strange phenomena. practically makes all of the suffering worth it

why are you such cunt?

tfw a jalapeño is bigger than my fully erect penis

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Sex yes or no

meant to reply to you

its in my nature

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sex is sexy

No, I practice celibacy to maintain a stable state of mind

Cute

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is this your meal of the day chink ?

>this
>bigger than your erect penis
giving you a tap on the back

شكون يحبّ يشيّش لزبّي

we don't speak durka durka

yes garcon, i will have a glass of water and half of an iceberg lettuce, thank you

تا نيكلك ربّك يا دركا تع زبّي

name a better type of chips
you LITERALLY cant

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took a look at my desktop wallpaper and got an erection

please send me a tunisian gf

Do you guys ever think about doing gay stuff because the idea of a big cock hitting your prostate excites you?

yes

bout what
yeah other times i think about just cuddling with a man

about wether or not i should buy more food

THIS LINK CREATES MUSTARD GAS DO NOT CLICK DO NOT CLICK

do you know all the counties in your state/province?

i think of hitting others prostates i like showing my dominance

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>Hao Zibi is better than the girls satiate Nick Bie

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm excuse me

do you want to get fat?

they are taking over

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why would i get fat for eating slightly more food one time

thats how all starts

How big does it have to be?

bought some authentic danishes at ye olde costco

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>tranny logic

that's a lot of ingredients for daynishes

>authentic
>100 ingredients listed

come on guys
[email protected]

they look sticky

my schlong is better for you than the girls

>be american
>go into restaurant
>tip the hostess to get a table
>waitress walks up
>”....”
>”oh sorry”
>tip to get a menu
>ask my friend what he likes here
>tip him for answering
>finish eating
>get up and tip everyone in the room
>leave the restaurant
>get shot

>tip the shooter

sorry not a homo

*tips u*

5-6 inches is good enough for me

have you seen any on here you liked enough?

not with all these anal fissures

*tips*

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I've only seen Miguel's (Cara's) penis and it is the grossest dick I've ever seen

I'm straight, but I got fucked ONCE by a friend.

was he cute

>I'm straight, but

>I'm straight
>but I got fucked ONCE by a friend

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Where did he finish?

can we get together and you can look at mine?

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Here is mine what do you think
8======D

hilariously wrong

i've come back after a one year hiatus and now its just a bunch of gayposting wtf guys

who

my headphones broke

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cope

no you

no fuck
take that back before i do something silly and drastic

kinda but he was taller than me

he came inside

*sips*
yep, gonna stop at lordco on my way home to buy some quality washer fluid additive

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>he came inside
how does it feel

>thread called cum
what did you expect

Getting creampied is totally gay. How did it feel to get marked by another man?

why did you have sex with him?

How does it feel to watch your girlfriend get marked by another man?

sure thing bud

woah nice

where should we meet up

I don't know, you tell me

meet me in the alley behind my house

I was drunk so I don't remember that well but it was okay

well my gf thought it was totally hot

gf wanted to do an mmf.. and halfway in he got really handsy with me

still no mail

It's spelled "male"

did you enjoy it

Nigga, you gay

hot

[email protected]

I want an account for submitsex.com
only rough bdsm porn gives me boner

it was fun

I got fucked ONCE in my life by a very good friend, rest of the times I just date and fuck girls because I love them.

I consider myself straight.

>I got fucked ONCE in my life by a very good friend
>I consider myself straight.

Brojobs aint gay desu

Would you do it again though?

yeah would you do it again ?

Not with you

What about Brorape?

so yes