/cum/ - conspiracy edition

States that could very well be completely fake:
Alabama
Arkansas
Delaware
Hawaii
Idaho
Maryland
Minnesota
Mississippi
Nebraska
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Wisconsin

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i was always told to go slow hen passing to avoid rock spitting at the oncoming car
also its just safe to do so

>not on the list
BASED
youtu.be/Zk6KiP7iQgo

Wyoming wins again

Love being Chinese.

>Wisconsin
Kill yourself nigger

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tell me about boxer-briefs
do they get wedgies as often as boxers?

You’re black

no, they're based and make your ass look better desu

don't want you again

posting in best general
Is there proof that Mississippi isn't just a meme started up by Yanks to make southerners look bad

I do think women are more likely to be nervous drivers but my sister (diagnosed high testosterone lel) is a very smooth driver. Changes through 2 lanes of traffic like its nothing. Bet she could take on a country road.

I'm the best texan

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boi let me tell you about boxer briefs. I bought a pair of boxer briefs a few months ago and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made. First off, they were too small. My dick and balls were literally being crushed against my thighs. Secondly, admittedly, I got a pretty PHAT fucking ass and boi let me tell you these pair of boxer briefs were being stretched the FUCK out. Thirdly, there was no hole to stick my willy through to piss who the fuck decides this is a good idea for MALE boxer briefs? And lastly, were they at least comfortable? Tbh they were pretty comfortable. Overall, I would give this experience a 4/10 and would not recommend boxer briefs to anyone.

>gay
>no guns
>small benis
nah

youtube.com/watch?v=XKQNJzquduI

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Exactly I'm a meme much like the popular image of texas, I'm the truest texan there ever was

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is it true that semen tastes different based on what you eat?

(You)

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thanks, gonna go ahead and buy a few pairs

nigga did you NOT just read my review??

>frank ocean posting

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mmiss those al/ck/ threads they were as comfy as they were horrifying
wonder how those really bad ones are doing

>First off, they were too small. My dick and balls were literally being crushed against my thighs
Not a problem if you have a small dick

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i only wear boxer-briefs desu

youtube.com/watch?v=XnbsIl2BnWw

frank ocean is god tier heck off

i have a small penis and i'm a manlet (and proud)

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what is everyone doing tonight? im crushing beers and smoking weed til bedtime cause i work like a good goy tmw morning

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I'm the best Texan

very rude desu

wrong

Playing CRPGs
Going to watch anime with a friend later

>i only wear boxer-briefs desu
same, used to sometimes wear trunks when I was skinny as well which were basically just tiny asian boxer briefs

what crpgs are you playing

I was the one baiting but you didn't have to be so mean user i really like his vocals

youtube.com/watch?v=qe-gnV-lvfE

How small(no homo)
shalom
shitposting and rimworld

what 4/10 is not a 0/10

>How small(no homo)
very small, ale is bigger than me

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>watch anime with a friend
what animu

wait whats the difference between trunks and boxer briefs?

i've never once in my life measured my dick

4/10 is below average

cute
(no homo)

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bitch niggas

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>I've never once in my life measured my dick
Get a micrometer or dial calipers. They're good at measuring small distances.

>ale is bigger than me

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I am the fucking strong

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Thinking of giving my next child a Spanish name

I just said they're like boxer briefs but tiny they don't have any length to them at all, ass is too big for them now maybe once I lose it all I'll switch back to them

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UnderRail.

Bleach.

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right are trunks, right?

I wear trunks
They’re comfy

yep boxer briefs vs trunks

then i only wear trunks desu

just got asked to join a discord by my buds but i dont wanna. what do i tell them?

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Although my benis slips out of them so I wear boxer briefs more
Being a show-er is inconvenient

Big dicked traps are my fetish shame you hate your dick so much

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tell them to make a superior Telegram channel and to also "avoid you with that homosexual nonsense"

stop being a pussy

you're a beta bitch if you wear anything other than boxers

whew

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going to buy some tobacco and smoke some weed, you guys want anything from the store? last call

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I wear nothing

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stop, youre zando's property

All-dressed potato chips please

that's acceptable too

yes can I have infinite weed thank

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>people being other peoples property
disgusting desu

some marlboro reds, its been a while since i smoked

sometimes while shitposting I only wear my boxer briefs

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He's really far away, like 5 hours and I'm a poorfag

I wear nothing so I can jack off easier

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Wish I could find my fucking goal in life
I don't even enjoy anything anymore, it's an effort to open a game or try and watch a show

what brand? off-brand ok?
what's in it for me big guy
we don't have those here. best i can get you is Camels [20pk] at $16.70(CAD) :^(

disgusting

can I get like 4 Jack Link's Original Beef & Cheese Combo and some arnold palmer can

To love and be loved

>he
love knows no distance
lucky strike then?

very comfy,I like to strip and have a nap during the afternoons
which state do you live in?

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I'd really prefer humpty dumpty thanks

>tfw no Japanese mommy gf

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>not l&m shorts

>love knows no distance
But my wallet does

I have trouble engaging in relationships with people
I love my mom but it's hard to keep in touch with my friends, I mean most of them did drugs but I don't hang out with them anymore

hey, are you the singaporean with gd?

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>which state do you live in?
get reddit flags I'm in Texas

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a bag of smokin bbq doritos, I'm pretty sure you can only find it here

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>l&m shorts
dont even know what that is desu
>But my wallet does
just save some money

>wake up
>still no gf

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sorry buddy that's a negative
I have it on chrome but I'm a filthy ph*neposter

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