>be american
>get nuked
Be american
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i hate rural and suburban retards so fucking much
Republicans aren't real Americans. They're closer to terrorists.
>his is owned by corporations
>no healthcare
>third world education
>third world crime rates
>third world infrastructure
>tax money going towards bombing countries all around the world
But muh guns are vital to muh freedumbs.
America is a pastiche.
Dems have gone off the deep end
>he doesn't know what third world means
Ok, this is epic.
With out guns we would have all those things. But we wouldn’t get to shoot guns to make up for it, and your just as owned by corporations as us
Fuck guns, i want the the right to own ieds
>calling it sarcasm to save face when it quite clearly isn't
reading American conversations is unironically worse for one's cognitive faculties than a brick to the head
>just a prank bro
Why are American politicians so braindead? You should ban them all from Twatter, including Trump.
>implying the US would nuke its own citizens
america has the highest quality healthcare in the world, thats why rich people from foreign countries go there for there operations, they just dont feel the need to make everyone pay for the medical care of fat fucks and junkies, which is good
ive never had to go to the hospital in my life but ive still had to pay for island niggers having their 12th kid and keeping drug addicts alive
based tiny australia
Remember when Straya had good bantz? I miss those days.
>politicians trying to argue with their constituents
>Joe, it's sarcasm.
This guy is a faggot
>Our Jewish masters are destroying our nation and genociding us with fucking Mexicans
>but they would never nuke us...or fly airplanes into skyscrapers
ive seen THE ABSOLUTE STATE of some of the fat cunts when I went to america, you guys would go broke in a month if you socialised your healthcare
I am glad someone understands why we cannot have it.
Ironically the only people who want it are those very fat fucks and junkies...not realizing that the only way to make it possible would be to give them minimal treatment then let those retards die of their own choices.
You're alright kiwianon....let me cum in your sisters puss puss now
also in regard to the OP pic
it is not even worthy of me bothering to do an effort post so I will just post a few screencaps that get my point across
Check your classism sweetie
This is common sense, dude. The retards who are replying to this thread are naïve university students who browse r/Europe and this was probably posted by a literal Democrat shill
I appreciate you posting this though, because I was about to.
If we got all the gun nuts in one place and nuked it the American IQ average would go up 5 points.
thats it
bing bang boom, eat a dick
>be american governemnt in civil war
>what shall I do, yeah nuke em
>whole world joins against me
Oh so you're another retard who doesn't understand how healthcare systems work, nice to know I can stick your flag on the filter list again.
dump english teacher, your opinion is worth shit
Seriously, Russia would get in that shit fast
Not only Russia, literally everybody.
It will be the scramble for Africa 2.0.
>parrots Democrat and CNN propaganda that is spewed all over reddit
>calling anyone low IQ
Do you realize how fucking bad gun bans would work here? It's literally asking for more crime. LITERALLY because GUNS are SO NUMEROUS HERE THAT IT DOESN'T WORK. GET IT THROUGH YOUR NPC SKULL
They are threatening you in the open right now.
please educate me then leaf
Kill yourself yank.
>With out guns we would have all those things.
Wrong.
>and your just as owned by corporations as us
Not remotely, you delusional mongrel.
>america has the highest quality healthcare in the world
Objectively wrong, thank that mutilated cock out of your mouth.
I'm not "bantz", you pig mouthed fool. They are facts: your country is a violent shithole and a net detriment to humanity.
Under the proposed universal health care plan, they would take a few trillion LESS than what they do now, you ignorant cunt.
Yank cocksucker.
I wish they'd nuke me. Fuck I want to die in a nuclear inferno
Flying planes into skyscrapers was to get thousands of men and women to die for Israel, it isn't at all comparable to nuking
fucking retard
>Kill yourself yank.
Erklär.
>few trillion LESS
Yeah, out of the pockets of people who matter and out of the pockets of tax payers
australia is gay LMAO
If adding more guns made a place safer America would be the safest place on earth. News flash Cletus, it aint.
>The gov't has nukes
Fascinating how he implies the gov't isn't = the people by his wording.
really makes one think
He is a democrat
giving up freedom for saftey makes you a faggot. stay in nip land John you beta bitch
And removing them won't fix anything. Sorry I hate Americans, but their gun laws are the only thing I respect. See beyond your Dunning-Kruger effect, English teacher.
>people should have to pay for the medical care of others
why
the subhuman highschoolers that infest Jow Forums still don't understand why americans dont want to give up their ability to defend themselves after seeing this tweet
And removing them would do fuck all. Remember how successful we are in banning alcohol and drugs?
this
less guns = safer
clearly africa is a haven of peace and tranquility while europe is a warzone
>if the government wanted to they could kill you and you could do nothing to stop it
>lol why are gun nuts so paranoid
>getting civillians killed is different from getting civillians killed
The absolute state of this kangaroo.
>unironically thinking that the USA would initiate nuclear warfare on its own territory
What are we, North Korea?
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The people who like owning guns are the dumb ones.
you are too retarded to even talk to you, shitskin
Sexpats need to be executed
he is a butthurt leb
Switzerland. Best, safest nation on earth. Every single male over the age of 18 is allowed to return to their home with a fully automatic SIG-550. Makes you think.
registered rifles for hunting =/= gun ownership
Well but arent your schools like a battlefield already?
>DURR IM NOT ARTICULATE ENOUGH TO BACK UP MY FETISHIZED HOBBY WITH LOGIC SO I'LL TURN TO VIOLENCE!!
Typical.
Switzerland.
No. That's just what they want you to think.
>I can post individual cases that means im right
tens of millions of americans own guns
you're obviously some lefty so what is that thing you lot always say to racists, dont judge a whole group of people because of the actions of a few?
>english teacher in japan
>criticising others for a fetishised hobby
hahaha holy shit
you're arguing with a fat pasty beta who went to japan to fuck 11 year old girls because he got bullied in highschool.
Woah, such intellect, many edge..
Switzerland has half as many guns and half as much poverty.
The fuck are you talking about retard. Every single male can take a fully automatic SIG-550 home with them after their service (18 years of age). Why bring poverty into the discussion. I thought the problem was guns? You disingenuous little cuck.
and 99% less niggers
really tinkles my dinkle
And 90% less savage races
Well it's the #12 leading cause of death. That aint nothing.
proxy
>Counting suicides
You are so fucking pathetic I wish I could castrate you before you rape some jap girl and accidentally pass on your failed seed.
numbers don't lie m80
USA has 325 million people. Switzerland has 8.5 million people.
Ya think that has anything to do with it?
What numbers you dumb nigger. I thought guns were the problem. Why are you bringing poverty into the discussion. Why are you ignoring the easy access to guns the Swiss have. Why are you ignoring that military weapons aren't counted in Switzerland's gun ownership statistics.
Why are you such a pathetic fucking cuck John?
Suicide is a negative side effect of gun access. If a person tries to kill himself with pills he'll probably be just fine. Guns not so much. If a person survives a suicide attempt they can get help and many do. Survival rates for shooting yourself with a gun aren't great though. Feel free to try proving me wrong though.
>Suicide is a negative side effect of gun access.
So why does Japan have one of the highest suicide rates in the world you pathetic retard
That's not how statistics work. Maybe spend more time reading books and less time fantasizing about Barack HUSSEIN Obama taking your guns.
Got news for you champ, guns aren't the only way to kill yourself. They're just one of the most effective.
>More guns = More violence
>Switzerland has univeral access to more powerful guns than American but the lowest crime rates in the western world
Ignores this
>Suicide is a negative side effect of gun access
>Japan a country with no gun access has the highest rate of suicide in the world
Ignores this
I hope for your sake you're just false flagging as a retard dude this shit is embarrassing if not. You're either false flagging as a complete retard or you are a complete retard. In either case i'm done with you.
suicide rates have nothing to do with gun ownership, if people really want to die and not just get attention then they will kill themselves, jump in front of cars or off buildings, hang themselves etc
e.g. australia
holy fuck, why are betas so pathetic
did you move to jap land because some gun owner bullied you and you were too pussy to do anything?
lmao
also then number 1 cause of death in americans under 30 is drug overdose but you faggots constantly go on about legalizing all drugs
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>The Heidi Game or Heidi Bowl was an American Football League (AFL) game played on November 17, 1968, between the Oakland Raiders and the visiting New York Jets. The game was notable for its exciting finish, in which Oakland scored two touchdowns in the final minute to win the game 43–32, but got its name for a decision by the game's television broadcaster, NBC, to break away from its coverage of the game on the East Coast to broadcast the television film Heidi, causing many viewers to miss the Raiders' comeback.
>Men who wouldn't get out of their chairs in an earthquake rushed to the phone to scream obscenities at the network
Fucking amerifats. They miss one niggerball game and they lose their minds. You know this shit never ends, right? There's always another sportsball game around the corner.
Cherrypicking vs Statistics. I win, sorry.
Whoops
>Suicide is a negative side effect of gun access
LOL, explain this, you literally can't, causation =/= correlation
Turns out being chill and not a slave to drugs or work means you dont suicide as much. Based lazy as fuck italians and greeks
Stop giving this pedophile english teacher cuck yous though
>Suicide s a side effect of gun access
>guns aren't the only way to kill yourself, just the most effective
And yet Japan and Korea ARENT getting rid of the few guns in their countries, they're having fences installed on high school rooftops to stop kids from throwing themselves off after they fail their college entrance exams
Really makes you think!
Southern Europeans have the sun smiling at them every day, not only that, but a big family which supports you no matter what, and also combined with a very great cuisine, makes you not kill yourself.
NZ - 12.3
Spain - 12.3
NZ and Spain are pretty much the only 2 countries that are antipodes to another country (opposite each other whereas most other countries are opposite to water)
nice
Does this retard actually think the government would nuke it's own people?
>but if we ban guns out of the hands of civilians, mass killings will stop happening
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What are you gonna do? Ban knives and all kinds of fertilizer and bleach?
>but you can run away from a knife!!
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Imagine if that guy just decided to drive into a mall with 30 km/h
What would you have done?
Run away? Shoot at him? Haha lol
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Don't you mean France?
>but knifes are less dangerous!!!
Open one of them up and tell me how long you stay conscious
nah, were opposite spain
The problem is not guns. It is mental health. More than half of all Americans are mentally ill. This is very probably caused by obesity and a genetic predisposition to violence due to the oil wars fought by them and their parents.
Guns are literally the ONE good thing about America.