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same old faggots talking about the same old gay ass fucking shit every day
yet you complain about my presence

she has to be fucking things up on purpose
but why
I believe she doesn't want to resign, but there's nothing to gain from sticking around

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Might watch a brighter summer day again
Comfy film

Think eating meat is wrong tbqh

everyone of these "men" has had a male organ in their rear

cringe

Kill Yourself.

don't eat any animal products me

Bugger off anime nonce.

Don't reply to my friend like that again

What? It's true. Cringe all you want if it makes you feel better.

turtle

melvyn

See, what I do is I put a heater up to my dick. I let it get all nice and sweaty in there. I kick my legs around to get some movement going around. Then, I carefully take a standard eating spoon and I scoop up the sweat. There's usually quite a bit. After giving it a taste test, I mix it in with a fresh load of my cum. I conjure up a little spurt of piss for flavor and I mix it up. The end result is a whitish, yellow concoction. I pour it into one of those extremely little plastic containers. Then, it goes in the fridge.
I repeat this process every day. After a months worth of this mixture has been collected, I take out my elderly plastic toilet and I lay a nice, solid log. It goes in the refrigerator, and I then wait until the next day to take another. This can take a handful of days if I've had something the night prior that doesn't give me a shit in one piece.
I then put the log on a large chopping board and I dice it with a butterknife. This gives me about 50 shit chunks. I take all my sweat-piss-jizz sauce out and pour it into a large pot. I then dump the shit chunks in. I let it heat to a light boil. After waiting for it to cool down a bit it's ready to serve. I find it's better to eat a lot of corn during the shit phase because it gives a little more flavor. You can also mix in carrots, potatoes, and salsa.
If there's any left over, I stick it in the blender. What comes out is a thick consistency of yellowish-light brown sauce. I stick it in a cleaned out Guldens spicy brown mustard bottle after adding a bit of ketchup to thicken it up.
I remove the label. I take a piece of printer paper and write neatly "Peter's Summer Surprise." I tape the label on the bottle. When my sister brings the nieces and nephews over for dinner, they always want some. They say it tastes like sweet gravy. They've asked for the recipe, but a magician never reveals his tricks.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
BAM BA BA BA BAAMM
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
BAM BAM BA VS BAAMM
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
LOVE
LOVE
LOVE IS ALL YOU REALLY NEED

not even one

not turt but have spotted the man in the flesh at Central

"we'd look _____ together"
substitute whatever you think is the most appropriate

I love Nippon

We'd look good together

Still on the train lads, keen for some beer though

ese cock

Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=-YBRHq1QTtc

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have successfully used that one
venomous is a great one too

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do you maintain a cocky persona when you meet with them?

yes

hmmmmm

something I'd struggle to do

>We'd look venomous together

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not too cocky more like quietly confident (just bee myself)

youtu.be/rA83Fj5XK0k

What’s currently doing lads?

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Crazy how fucking complicated the world got in the 1960s and beyond. It used to be just "Roman emperor did this" But now we're so integrated and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=MRQWBBpWBjg

Me? I'm neglecting a cold

braindead moron

Albania will beat Scotland i think

what a slag

That's mental

Absolute state of whoever took the time to make this rubbish.

No good lad, why?

me? playing the axe (guitar) and wishing I were French

you? x

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Emma Watson wants to have have sex with me and is saving up a particularly savory fart for me.

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How do I save Windows to a USB lads?

me? Just sitting on the train listening to some tunes, as it were

Currently: Handle with care by the travelling wilburys

I'm an incel loser

Just think neglecting a cold will be a comfy way to die

ordered a pizza
hope its yummy

baffling image

god are you there

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don't you mean g*d

What toppings

hi it me

Bizarre

it's me, schlomo

salami/bacon/sausage/chilli/bbq sauce

Some people live truly depressing existences

Why do people settle for sub par situations lads?

not a photon

Sounds like a cuck fantasy.

can you stop the rain please?

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be sarcastic but don't properly inflect and boom you're cocky

watching this old scouse spam youtube videos with sockpuppet accounts
what is wrong with liverpool

I would love to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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my god I was a retard when I was 12

If you had one question to ask God what would it be?

busy tonight mate?

If i woman doesn't wash for a week she can make thousands selling sniffs. If i don't wash for a week i'm a pig

Mental how much and how fast they switched from regular gays to trannies.

So were most lads, lad, just be thankful there isn’t a huge imprint left on the internet

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I go into meltdown reading old forum posts under a pseudonym
can't imagiine how I'd take it if I did half the shit i see others doing

I want to go out

there's no way i'd let a kid make such a big decision

It’s degeneracy. Pedos and dog fuckers will next.

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
think you might be good to go

forever relevant

you'd have your kids taken away by the State if you refuse

youtube.com/watch?v=jn_yEjmg3Jw

WOSS OOPNIN FOMS

no i wouldn't

it's only puberty
if they get it wrong they'll be a manlet pissweak joke of a man with tits and they'll forever blame you for it

I am a straight anglo saxon protestant man