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CAM ON YOU SOUTHWEST

>Football

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As a fellow hardcore gamer in this society I do NOT support EA, Ubisoft, Bethesda or Blizzard! I exclusively support CDproject RED and Nintendo!

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Pew pew pew another victim
Relax i'll pay for the funeral

Those bloody fedora-wearing gamers and their deep fondness for football!

awooooooooooooooo

psychiatrist classified me as 'enormously retarded' before telling me to get the fuck out of his van

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Hate wind hate air pressure. The two ugly niggers of nature

This but unironically.

Gooooooood morning de leeeeeds

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Just want a Russian gf to feed colourful cake lads

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nipping out for a bit of the old ultraviolence, anyone want owt?

Arabs won't lose to you

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Love FIFA
think it is the game of intellectuals
Truly, this is the chess of our times.

Tricked some Irish cunt I was a psychiatrist and molseted him in my van

>at uni
>people talking about what A-levels they got to get in
>all smugly saying how they got A-A*'s
>ask me
>say I got a DDD BTEC
>all of them start acting irate at me and constantly asking why I didn't do A-levels like I did something wrong

Who was in the wrong?

isn't some nutbag going to beat him up?

aggressively drinking tea

That was a drug dealer.

Mental how men make better woman than women.

me

BTEC is the vf pathway

I mean there is nothing wrong with that when you are an adult but students are still children

not sure what sort of weirdo gets a btec and then decides to go to uni
isn't that a bit contradictory?

Just called some Irish runt enormously retarded because he thought I was some sort of psychiatrist.

Shall move to London haha :)

He owes someone £300 or something, kind of just fizzled out though

BTEC is unironically the most based way to get to uni

Imagine all those hours those other kids put into their a-levels

lmao

>I'm Afraid to rise up in this society.

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Just saw some guy calling someone enormously retarded
reported him to the police for hate crimes haha :)

what the hell are gamers always going on about rising up? rising up against who exactly? it makes no fucking sense

and become a 3rd worlder in a 1st world country

youtube.com/watch?v=dlFyqniT34U
listen to it

I remember sucking on my mum's tits as a child

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>rising up against who exactly
Against you!

RDR2's political western style was shit compared to RDR's spaghetti western style.

:) haha :)

>full album
piss off - if it was under 3 minutes MAYBE

Ahh, to be 12 years old again.

Not really, why would it be? College is basically uni lite and it's extremely easy to get DDD which is like 143 UCAS points

Who is this

what have you got better to do?
listen to it

might buy a ps4 for the laugh

arse too big

haha rise up my brother ;)

sarah/sara jean underwood or something like that

yeah but btecs are for like plumbers and personal assistants to civil servants, not for intellectuals

sara underwood

Co-ordinated /leftypol/+/v/ discord raid expected today
Really recommend rorke has a day off today to avoid getting worked up

Just get a PC mate. Consoles these days are waste of time and money.

dodeska den

preferred the atmosphere of the first game.

Pee-Cs don't have exclusives.

I stink so much everyone in the class probably hates me not that I care it s exactly the oposite really

Say you spent all weekend binge watching shows on netflix and no one bats an eye but say you spent all day playing Dark Souls and everyone loses their minds!

WE MUST RISE AGAINST THIS UNJUST SOCIETY

got a fever guys :l

yeah red dead revolver was very fun

retarded boomer hipsters

Maybe because forcing people to pick a life path at 15 is retarded and they change their mind or find their passion between choosing GCSEs/BTECs/Bachs and becoming an adult.

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i like star wars jedi knight jedi academy and ratchet and clank

>H-hey guys I'm the only person to know Red Dead Revolver was TECHNICALLY the first in the series!
>*slides glasses back up greasy nose*

Never met an uni student I would consider an intellectual honestly

>RED DEAD RISE

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uni? Nah, waste of time and money to be honest.

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Sure love goverment taking my hard earnd money just because

There is no better place to get a slice of pizza than in New York City.

You think you know something about high taxes huh kiddo?

in Jow Forums's case, it IS unusual to be loved by anyone

the gf

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um sweaty

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Paki takeaway

>not being ashamed of having to do a BTEC

pre-owned ps4s are

nonce

FACK OFF SOUF

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You can pirate on PC though

might go for a big fucking kebab tonight

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r bri

the so called gf

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Just managed to clock onto Jehovah's witnesses within two seconds of opening the door. Felt quite bad telling the two women to sod off before they could even speak since it must happen dozens of times a day.

God of War is amazing

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>not being polite to everyone regardless of if you want to talk to them or not
were you raised by wolves? show some fucking respect.

not played that one.

just my honest opinion. the second game was alright. story was worse.

They don't get annoyed. They pity you for refusing to become a Latter Day Saint of Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour

yeah

guess what film i'm about to watch

You're not allowed on the internet, god boy. Go wank over your copy of Watchtower

Soy of Snore is not a game it's a movie

PS4 has no games, buy a PC.

spend a cunting fortune this month. almost 4 grand now including rent

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no worse* place

the Sorcerer

Just opened the door and noticed that her pamphlet was vaguely religious and they always travel in pairs, just said "i'm not interested in your Religion, sorry" then shut the door. They've been common in my area the past few months but it's the first time ive seen a pair of women.
Yeah, pretty sure its a nonce ring/cult so they must do well here

Soylo

Broke up with my ex twice

Last time was a year and a half ago and I'm STILL fucked by it

She was my first and only, haven't had anyone since feel like I'm cracking always compare other girls and they don't come close

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The A-level virgin
>spends hours studying to get an A* on 3 different subjects
>studies over night before exams
>no social life
>dresses in suits at six form to act like big boys

The BTEC chad
>easily get highest grade doing a couple hours a day on an assignment
>asks the lecturer to check their assignment before submitting
>submits 30mins before the deadline online
>tons of free time, goes out and eats at restaurants during breaks
>only goes into college 2-3 days a week

close but no it's dodes ka-den

>flight I want costs £232.98
>the the next day with the same airline costs £9.98

Ahh yes

I'M RUNNING UNDERGROUND WITH THE MOLES DIGGING HOLES