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Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen the horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance

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This explains why white people can't dance while blacks can

British army pushed me over once.

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British army called me a racist at Greggs

my (turtle) verdict on the new battlefield: it's just not very good

British girl rejected my advances so I made posts about how Brits aren't white

british army nicked my greggs pasty once

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>be Yank
>get burnt

are you the same guy who wants to watch the potter films with me?

Being a squaddie in early 70s Belfast would have been pretty cool I think, certainly better than being in the US Army sweating your balls off in some godforsaken jungle in Vietnam

We should have a /brit/ runescape meet-up

why didnt the yanks just shoot the fire?

first for turtle's boypussy

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you didn't reply to my post so I just went ahead and put on philosopher's stone by myself

A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained weddingveil and some in headgear of cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or saber done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

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You might enjoy the film '71

i want to do cocaine and fuck hookers in miami

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tragic face
tragic fake chebs

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what the FUCK

delet

ah what minute are you at? Ill skip ahead to join

that's a fine bussy ngl

Already seen it, enjoyed it v. much.

got a very very bad cold

17 minutes in right now

Tune


The IRA were borne out of fifty years of Protestant oppression and Catholics being treated like second class citizens after partition. My own father who grew up in the worst of it harbors disdain for both, he’s had his car stolen by the IRA at gunpoint and saw some of his closest friends get sucked in and never make it out alive. He would still tell you that his experience with the British army who were supposed to protect all impartially was infinitely worse

not gay but I would fuck a smooth, slim twink with nice lips and a tight pink bumhole

dont like plastic women

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wish I had that facial structure
would never shake my pubic area though, just doesn't look right

*jumps at you*

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Was just in Miami. Cool city, doesn't feel like America really. Cute latinas everywhere.

aah yes the "british army" another one of your irish folklore there paddy?

think this has to do with what the porn industry has done to our minds

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You didn't make way for the queen's guard?

y u comin fass

Does anyone else itt have a Latina gf

Oy begorah it's like anuddah Troubles

dont find women at all attractive

Ah yes “Irish terrorism”, another myth manufactured by perfidious Albion

i have a no gf

have a brazillian gf if that qualifies

I'm gay

bit gay

no, my gf is a welsh-irish celtic lass

Don't see it, an effeminate man is not a woman and a bumhole is in no way shape or form a vagina substitute

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the anglo is hebrewdic in nature

Brain rotted from porn

she's greek

bit bent

it does, the term latino/latina was made to count the people in south america of all latin descent, as opposed to just spanish descent with the term hispanic

“They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money, and niggers.”

find fit pakis like ruby off bakeoff more attractive than this

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just fuck off to /eire/ already you repetitive twats
>MUHH TROUBLES
dont care

that girl isnt even attractive her eyes are too far and way apart

Peng PENG

>Two Northern Ireland fans brutally attacked in Dublin ahead of Aviva Stadium clash

Lmaoooo

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Why do so many subjugated countries complain about it being "unfair"? Don't they understand that might makes right?

Have a weird fascination with girls' bumholes

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only in the sense that the english and the jews are both merchant cultures with a penchant for making money
in other ways, not at all. the jews have never been a very naval/seafaring people. jews have never had that stiff upper lip and sense of individualistic responsibility. jews love to live in cosmopolitan cities while the quintessential englishman is a rural man

british army is a terrorist organisation and got heemed by the IRA
simple as, not much else to say on the subject

Ah yes that peripatetic race of rootless travellers who complain endlessly about their phony oppression and atrocities at the hands of others. Whose entire identity, to this day, is composed entirely of complaining about their unfair treatment at the hand of their 'oppressors', despite the fact that they have been routinely hated and expelled from almost every nation they have ever inhabited.

Ah yes. The English.

Feels pretty nice fucking a bumhole desu, used to hook up with one of my flatmates in uni and he was an amazing fuck, better than any girl I've been with

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are roe atka

schizo's taste in women isn't any better than lickdicky's
both love generic women. schizo just prefers porn stars

>cool
no

they were all giving out because fans booed during god save the queen lol

In Ireland circumstance might didn’t make right. We outright resisted subjugation throughout the entirety of British occupation and when we use the only mode of combat available against a large and well equipped conventional force they cry “MUH CHIPSHOP!!!111!”

Brits are fucking pathetic

yeh

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Wie geht es dir heute? :)

gypos don't complain about being oppressed

god i fucking love turkey ham

In a place called GIbraltar, well known as the rock

Three IRA scumbags were counting their stock

When along came some soldiers, they are Britain's best

And they're known the world over as the brave SAS

And the IRA were blown away, three corpses were left in Gibraltar that day

Same. Mine only developed in the last year or so after my gf spread her bum in front of me on all fours

Rasheed

Why do the Irish post here? Is /eire/ down?

the loyalist boi thinks hes a hardy buck until he steps foot in the republic and comes face to face with the Gaelic man.

moron

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fuck OFF

nice arse desu

Craigavon sent the Specials out,
To shoot the people down,
He thought the IRA were dead,
In dear old Belfast town,
But he got a rude awakening,
With cannon and grenade,
When he met the first Batallion,
Of the Belfast Brigade.

Glory, glory to old Ireland,
Glory, glory to this island,
Glory to the memory of the men
Who fought and died,
"No surrender" is the war cry of
The Belfast Brigade.

just realised turkey ham is literally just turkey
i thought it was a mixture of turkey and normal (pork) ham

Did you slip her a cheeky finger?

might get a dominos tonight

Wonder if those girls keep in touch after this shoot

not very catchy or good at all

I’ve done it’s couple of times

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poncey southerrner freak

its actually very catchy and sounds nice just look it up on the ‘be

How did she respond? From what I've read it's really a dichotomy, they either love it or hate it

I remember the time I shook Schizo's hands. Felt like touching a new born.

latina girls are the best

cool

Sounds very good and catchy when sung

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>poncey southerrner freak

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She was opposed before I did it but she enjoyed it

Working my way up to sticking my dick in there