ah brioche edition
they dont do it like they used too
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imagine taking a fard, shortly after realizing your fard. Is seeping through your panets. You panic, there is no toilet nearby. So you must do what you were born to do. You shidded and farded hard right in your panets.
Can't wait to learn about Southern culture as usual
How are you spendin ya friday? Just got two pike due sneakin close em with a flaslight and spear.
Gigging must be proper name
where are the burgers
startt posting
Southrons
Show yourselves
So now that the South has been range-banned what should we call this general
/dbg/ - Dixieboo general
Giggers love to point their bright ass lights at other boats in the middle of the night and blind us
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idk what ur talkigna bout
So rude. and damn disrespectful.
>brioche edition
the best edition.
*sips coffee and eats brioche*
yep.
Rude and unsrescptful what kind kind of assholes you got at that lake?
Maybe make holes on their boats?
>Maybe make holes on their boats?
Just fire the cannons at them.
So what's the next step
Pain au chocolat ?
Pain de mie maybe ?
>Pain au chocolat
prolly this. Still though.. my Kerrygold butter is 1% butterfat off from being french grade butter. I need to go find a butter-maker at the farmers market. I worry its affecting my dough.
>lake
Saltwater lad
Some captains will just hit them with our spotlight. To get back at them
the ocean is just a big saltwater lake
well sea whatsever, still destroy those niggermindeds boats.
>Pain de mie
isnt that their regular bread
yeah
I've made that.
this too
did south dakota die
greetings, southern gentlemen
i hope you have been practicing the virtues of our forefathers
shit it looks tasty, recipe?
this look hard
good thing they arent my forefathers
gonna get food anyone want anything
Yeah but pain de mie from a bakery is miles away from the pre sliced one you get in supermarket
Especially since apparently many in the USA are overly sweet
Chicken beeschurger
Idk what my dad is cooking I'll find out soon
Gib corn bread
alri ill send it to you via mail itll be there soon
chick fil a doesnt have this
>chick fil a doesnt have this
Thenks
I made some of this but it didn't look like that. Looked rounder on top
i love it already
protip with the Lemon Saffron Poppy Seed Bread / Pound Cake Recipe: I found the amount of grape seed oil to be too much. I've made teh recipe many times.
I've seen very round or perfectly square and they both tasted good, I guess shape is up to the maker
Love Georgia
Who will win the Mississippi special election?
Me
his isp got banned
What's your political platform?
Dixie Girl
lol i told him to get a new isp
Why, immediate secession, of course.
hey u cant do that thats illegal
What would drive Finnish and French autists to become dixieboos?
I need to get better at my bread shapes.
I'll ask around.
lame...
my nigga.
the finn knows next to nothing about dixie
why
Pain Viennois
so hungry
simmer down 'tucky. Those are our cavalry.
I don't remember why I opened this thread for the first time, some OP about Lousiana that had a French flag on it or something and it caught my eyes
Then I stayed because it's comfy
"Viennois" means "from Vienna" btw so I guess it wasn't our invention
"Viennoiseries" is also a word for pastries
no viennois had just become a word for fancy bakery stuff in the late 19th
i guess because of the origin of the croissant
This one is though and I think it takes more time to make. takes 2 flours. and a dusting of semolina.
I'm actually the one who made that meme.
Self loathing humour amirite
Best bread
Perfect to clean all the sauce out of your plate after a stew
I wonder if you can find Christian cross shaped bread in places where crusaders got btfo
oh figs. How can I be cross I be cross with you, albert.
I need a bread frig.
then see what this Gâteau Basque is about...
literally useless
literally useless
t. fag whisk user
just use a fork nerd
Pretty much yes.
I use my hands. I don't have a fancy dough mixer like some new age fag who won't do the work.
>tfw no qt Normandy château.
'no'
>I use my hands
based
i use my DICK
muh french rolling pin.
you like that?
must take a while then
>french
huh
this looks very impractical
this is better
also i had no idea it was "french"
how did you flatten stuff before then
>this is better
maybe it is. I don't know if I'm gunna spend money on a new one though.
think i heard some shots outside again
it definitely must be
on mine your hands never have to move
yours look so autistically bad ive never seen it before
hearing some sirens
I really need these little ceramic dishes for small bakes.
>ive never seen it before.
I've seen plenty of chefs use them.
you in the city?
well they're STUPID
im in macon georgia at mercer university, which is right in the fucking center of it
Fuck no
That's my best friend when I have to stir 30L of porridge at work
Doxxed
hérault do you have a virgin pin or a chad rouleau
more like COCKitanie
I'm sure they have a reason. You never know.
ever go to central city park? if so, is it noice?
well if its liquid I guess..
COCKS*
cc sounds like x
yes
no, it's definitely not
I have a big black rouleau
For some reason we only have pins at work AND they're made of plastic wtf
Shit
That means foreigners here have always pronounced it Okitania
Like the fucking Br*tons
your language is a fucking joke what the hell
i've never used those but they must be a pain in the ass to use
>okitanii
we jap now
Amerson River Park looks nice in the photos.
but why plastic?
>pain in the ass to use
depends. I've used both and if you are adding a lot of pressure on the dough it don't just slip away from you.