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Are (you)s broken?

wasting my youth

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5ft 10 is short for a girl these days

lost 30lbs in 2 weeks

get all my political opinions from breitbart me

good question

>niggers

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what is there to do in Jersey except post here and fuck sheep or something?
more like your family wasted your youth for you by living there

>weird dominatrix thing
Is the best thing

i get mine from tifo football

watersports i guess. pub/bar scene is dire if thats what you mean.

What happen to white men?

>watersports
sick freak

upshot of being a shut-in is that you save a lot of £££

Socialising costs £100-200 a weekend desu

tifo football cucked user i swear
the lad is not letting it go

Jow Forums being broken again

i spend £40 max on a night out

Bottled water.

That face when no submissive Scottish redhaired boyfriend to force see the world.

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i spend alot on alcohol anyway
basically drinking every night

Nothing.
The jews want you to think something happened.
So they can sweep white genocide under the rug.

?

who on the US servers wants to do some mythic+...

what happened to east asians and south americans?

2mg etizolam down the throat

nothing more stylish than a all black cap with no logo you know

dark elf or high elf

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reckon it's worth doing a UK road trip? never drove on a motorway before though.

is it wrong to date an indian?

*googles jersey*

wish i knew what pussy feels like

wow this island is so french its not even funny
why are they so cucked

most uk motorways are very dull
some a1(m) is nice and very select grim bits of the m62 are atmospheric

Westminster voting intentiomn:

LAB: 39% (+2)
CON: 36% (-5)
UKIP: 8% (+2)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
GRN: 3% (-)

via @OpiniumReseach, 14 Nov
Chgs. w/ 11 Oct

that aint what they call rock and rolllll

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>most uk motorways are very dull
yes they are long straights roads but fucking mini golf courses you mong

any shaggers in? need some advice with this lass im chatting to, she seems a bit like the daddy issue new age emo type and she messages me a lot but shes pretty bland a lot of the time then other times shes a bit more forward idk if shes just a bit autistic and boring or if shes trying to look like shes not as interested as she is

help me out lads

The UK is grim to drive in
The roads are all wrong and too small

yeah but loads of motorways in spain and france go through lovely and interesting countryside but most uk motorways don't

they were never really English tbf
Norse and then Frankified

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40%
LAB: 40%
LDEM: 8%
UKIP: 5%
GRN: 3%

via @Panelbase, 02 - 07 Nov
First w/ pollster since 2017

it's over

ive said it on this platform before the uk countryside is blighted by hedges

>£11 on cigs
>£5 on pre's, or £15 at a pub
>£10 for a club ticket
>£5-30 on gear
>£20 on drinks inside
>£10 on an uber home

once or twice a weekend, plus maybe a meal out £30-60

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the roads are tiny here too. was more just to see new places.

over a 1000 dead from the fires in la kek

dads drunk and throwing cups at me again

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kick me kike me

Where’s la kek?

Bleak numbers for Tories from @OpiniumResearch

-4 pt lead gone, now 3 points behind Lab
-Support for Conservatives among Leavers (core group) down 10 pts
-Lowest level of public confidence in Conservative handling of negotiations (26%) since Chequers fallout

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peter jackson a cunt

Where's the best place to get a PS4 on black Friday? Amazon? Game? Shopto? Somewhere else?

might become an arsonist.

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strange choice of photo of her

Hey Virgin.

amazon probably.

haggard man jaw

where's my no-confidence vote
i was promised a no-confidence vote

almost impressive that Sasha Grey has no (0) good scenes

I have a no gf vote

Think my tonsil is finally getting better. The stream of solid green cack out the back of my throat hasn’t slowed down i cant believe there was such a volume of infection in there, but the pain is subsiding. How did it find space to grow this much bacteria without suffocating me

Hey Virgin.

i like that one where she has a turquoise and leopard print bikini on

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lol

mum mailed me a $5000 bond that my grandpa took out in my name when i was born lads

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lads
had the best night of my entire life last night, so happy rn

went to a posh forma dinner in college, during which some people got drunk on the free port and started calling each other fascists, provoking a small but enjoyable-to-watch brawl
then we randomly met up with a Finnish drinking society and got extra drunk in one of their rooms and played drinking games until midnight

then at midnight we decide to go to London on a whim, buy a shitton of alcohol and pile onto the coach. during the 3 hours journey to london, we all get more drunk, pass out, die, before phoenixing just in time to get out of the coach and get to Fabric mostly sober in london at 3AM

once inside, we met this super cool 6'5 STACKED black guy called Arnold who was the BEST hype mans we had ever seen in our entire fucking lives
he was an amazingly good dancer, but more importantly was like super looking out for all of us as a group - he was very aware of our surroundings and, EG, would rotate our little circle to put himself between one of my female friends and the occasional creep who would come our way. we stood on the big stage in this techno room and he taught us all tons of cute lil dance moves to do together, and we spent 3 hours dancing and screaming and fucking around, stone cold sober but with endorphins rushing like an avalanche and the crazy lights and bass pusling through me so that i felt tweaked out anyway

left the club at six and we all crashed immediately
all slept on the floor of my friends tiny studio apartment like it was Trainspotting 3 or some shit, then woke up this morning for pancakes, sake, and I got a haircut (pic related)

what a LEGEND
we are inviting him to come visit us in Oxford some time for clubbing but idk if he will
honestly he was so nice. like, the atavistic demigod of a wholesome party animal made flesh.

the only thing that could make this day better is if this shithead boy who i want to fuck me tonight would actually answer his messages

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possibly Monday
or Steve Baker is a mong

love this country

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nice

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do you want that black man to fuck you?
what ever happened to your androgynous asian gf?

Mine decided to go with $6500 worth of individual $100 bonds instead. Which is a PITA when the bank will only take 10 per day and it takes them an hour to do the paperwork.

did not read

not enough c*lifornians are dying

faggy shit i do not approve

ancap

Guarantee it went nothing like this and he only made the post in a shameless attempt to lie to himself about how ‘epic’ his shit night was

>4channel.org
why are they doing this

but yeh obvs i didnt read

unironically for botnet, spyware, and censorship. it's the end of an era.

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it's impressive how little of a shit I give about California
honestly a massive failure of developmental planning and the state should take the blame for failure to properly zone
same as the flooding

>california secedes
>entire midwest collapses into abject poverty because there's no more money from california to keep them afloat via subsidies and gibs

What are you cunts talking about?

Obsessed with fat chicks.

this is how the rest of the world feels about america
basically laugh when you suffer