/cum/

based

hope this is still considered SFW

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are you turkish?

newtaco

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no. soy chino de corazon pero la sangre alemana fluye desde mis venas

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Are you really asian?

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de corazon

I think my mom went outside in her PJ's and a toddler called her Santa Claus

I'm Asian
Where'd you find that picture of me and my gf?

ur mom gay

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do you know anyone with gay parents

nope

everybody has it

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I know some closeted faggots with kids

'ate China
'ate Canada

how do you know they're gay?

One of mom's cousin has a gay son who himself has a son and a husband, so yeah

it's not that difficult to spot a faggot

filtered

please point out all the gays in these thread

*this

ok

Jap Culture XD

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...

based

not a fan

what's with the chinese crest?

Nobody should bow down to an*me

i'm ready to have a gf. what is step 1?

be white

Shit or piss
I guess they never piss huh

be yourself

be attractive

put urself out there

what would you do if /cum/ was closed down indefinitely?

when night falls...

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same thing i do now

thinking of doing a food but idk what...also its hard to eat

cheer. i fucking hate you all

go to /brit/

try pasta. easy to digest

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It's honestly much better than what salarymen have to do in front of their superiors

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no it isn't wtf

asco

how come when a woman acts this way she gets enabled but if a man ever dares say something like "hmmm frozen woman piss" they get lynched?

Fuck off Denmark. Matter of facts fuck you.

youtube.com/watch?v=tzicgKcYQAA

because thots are cool

Cum isn't on the same level as piss you son of a dumb obese whore.
If you said the same about frozen female human milk no one would care.

ale, how jealous are you of him?

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1000x better than spic culture

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#femmegoals

wish i could celebrate christmas with the gf
but then again, could you really get into a christmas spirit when there's tropical heat outside?

OH BOY

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good post

your mom sucks niggers and she enjoys it you dumb rushitians thierd worlder fetal alcohol syndrome botnet peon cuck son of a stupid bitch

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>BE RUSSIA
>SORRY FOR ENGLISH I SKIPPED SCHOOL BECAUSE DAD SPENT ALL MONEY FAMILY FOR POTATO AND VODKA
>WAKE UP ON HALF MATRESS IN USSR CONCRETE ROOM
>SUCK MY INFLATABLE PUTIN DOLL AND SPREAD CUM ON MY FACE
>GO OUTSIDE AND SQUAT WITH VODKA BOTTLE IN ASS FOR 4 HOURS
>DANCE CHEEKI BREEKI NIGGER BOOGIE
>LOSE TWO TEETH IN SLAV POGO
>GO TO CITY AND GET BEATEN BY OFFICIAL PARTY POLICE BECAUSE WEARING TSHIRT THAT SAYS "RECYCLE IS GOOD FOR PLANET"
>GO TO HOME AND POLLUTE DOTA SERVERS
>SUCH IS LIFE IN FEDERALNIGGERRUSSIAZERBAIDJANIGGERSTHAN

would you trade your life for the chance of being an instagram thot and make millions of dollars by letting arabs shit on you and other shenanigans?

pyrfk.dynu.net:8000/radio.mp3

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>be russian
>be illiterate

oh fuck ya bud

15 LAKES AND TIGERS AND NEGATIVE IQ INTO SPACE

CELEBRATE AND DANCE FOR FREE

his comprehension of english is still far greater than yours

>be french
hon hon hon hon hon

a lil bit(very)

Love the new RDR 2 music

youtube.com/watch?v=rXhFyBtI3aU

>be rushitian
>have sex with my grandmother everyday

love guns
Love diabetes
Love freedum
Simple as

BASED

no
but I'd trade my life to be a 5/10 awkward shy girl with a 7/10 bf with seld esteem issues who doesn't realize he could be doing way better than me looks wise

we made a meme at incels.is

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Ain't shit going on
shit I've been getting so bored lately
i'm thinking of doing some shit to get you to go and hate me again

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>be rushitian
>parents are brother and sister and drink during pregancy and have extra chromosome and attempt abortion and get dropped on the head and eat shit in frozen wasteland and have no education
>still qualified by country standard to run party

see pic related while walking through a remote alley, what do?

me? strangle IT to death

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>54
hug him tbqh

>be rushitian
>be inhuman inbred piece of shit

currently watching RIPD starring Ryan Reynolds on Telemundo (spanish dub)

so waddup

I'd shove a gun in his grill
greasy and heated, smothered in hot mustard
so when I feed it to him, he's teased to eat it.

sick in the head that's what you are

you need to be immediately treated while you're breathing and you'll be leaving the receiving room this evening with Jesus.

I FORGOT TO DELETE MY TRIP AGAIN AAAAAAAA

>caring about it
just embrace it