"So, what bringu you to Japan, user-san?

>"So, what bringu you to Japan, user-san?

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Heh, came to finish what my predecessors started...

I want to go home.

I was meant to live my life with my autist brothers

I came to find love

I actually don't know. I was shitposting in my comfy apartment in Finland and suddenly I'm here in Japan.

Fuck i had 15 Japanese ask me that question at the same time

So of course i used my trump card which is answer
-"Yamato Nadeshiko"
And then everyone laughed
But then they knew that if i was in Ise, it was for more than just girls
And they kept aksing me questions again again it was a very hard time

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I'm going to fuck your boyfriend

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i came to take a shit on meiji's grave

I'm here to help you rebuild your empire of the rising sun

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WHAT?

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based. Shogunate when ?

Everything will be allaright, ara.

>be japanese
>be """"""""""right winger""""""""""
>worship yasukuni
>a burying place for meiji's gremlins
>worshipping people who literally destroyed japan

i dont understand the subtext of this post, pls explain

but I don't want to fight you in WW3 ...

>Uh I like your temples and there are nice places to visit and stuff
>"Wantto to havu fun?"
>Uh n-no thanks I'm good...

Well i was dining with japanese i met and they said
"So, what bringu you to Japan, user-san?
And i answered Yamato Nadeshiko which is the iealised perfect japanese woman, silent, obedient and beautiful, which doesnt exist abymore
This is so very typical hearing it from a foreigner is quite funny, i tried it multiple times they always laugh
Ise is the place with the most sacred Shinto shrine and few tourists come here since you'd need to know about it to come here, the only foreigners i saw were brought by their japanese friends

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I have come to find love in Japan.

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You invited me because you wanted my "Big Malta cock".

are means not in Georgian

it also means yes in Iranian

yes is not used like that, while not is.

ara ara~

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I've traveled the rest of Asia, and forgot that Japan existed. So it was my last stop.

so you were at the shrine to pray for something and they kept pestering you about it?

the Milk trucks

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>tfw you realize that anri has bigger milkers than hitomi

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I came to reestablish our alliance for the fight against international jewry.

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oppai oishi, sugoi

Runing away from a socialist shithole

I'm taking a sex vacay, just like always.

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>deep
Dark

fantasies

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>Uh n-no thanks I'm good...
how can one be so bluepilled

Don't you just love Russian posters?

What do Japanese qts think of weeb chinks?

no...
english is too hard

To bring my Jow Forums back! You are to help me, I'm Jow Forums shitposter...