19 yo lazy NEET with $500 here

19 yo lazy NEET with $500 here.
How do I make money without
>getting a job
>sucking dick
>investing in shitcoin scams

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LARP.

sell your used panties to some old german freak

Mining is pretty good.
you can actually get a rig for 500, though you need to start thinking shitcoins (4-5 year holds) and fuck off with thinking you can get anywhere going 1000x on that 500.

>How do I make money without doing my only viable options
guess you're best off kys

Invest in shitcoin non-scams

Tfw I'm 18 and I had 45k(10k atm) at ath

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Fuck I can't even post the right pictures anymore

Just send it over here to me, I'll double it for you.

18 yro here too, went from 70k ATH to like 18k now. We have time to make it at least.

Learn how society works. You literally get nothing if you do nothing. Sure govt could give you money but you won’t be happier than 40+ hours week of work for shit pay.

Hopefully we won't be so retarded during the next major bullrun

He got quad 7s... i believe this guy is legit boys

buy a gun and make a heist

I got Rhett'd by ZCL / BTCP, was pretty retarded of me, next time the markets go fully exponential im taking at least 10-20k off the table.

if i could suck dick for money i´d be billonaire

Gamble

>be neet
>wanna make money
>without sucking dick

Have you considered washing ass?

daytrade

You can suck my dick for money

>no males

>Find cheap $50/hr hooker
>Video tape porn
>Upload to internet
>????
>Profit

Keep doing whatever you had to do to get that $500.

How the fuck did you get $500?

sold fake weed to teens

Get them on harder drugs like salt, flour, sugar, nutrasweet, etc.

what if they die
they will ask questions

ah fuck it
i'll just win the lottery

>Acquire currency
>Don't spend it
>Chuck it into things that will multiply over time.
>Wait 30 years for compound interest to do it's thing
>Buy a house near a beach and hire hookers
>Become an ecchi harem protagonist

Think of how to acquire money, then invest what you get and ignore it. The key is understanding the true value of things; people often sell things without knowing their value, if you know something is being sold undervalue, then you can buy and resell at a profit for doing nothing. Either that or you have to add value to things or create value.

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I don't think low calorie muffins would kill, they just bake.

Kill yourself and collect the insurance money.

get a camera
start photography
opportunities will present themselves
will be pro in 5years

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I think pivx is a good investment because it will have a built in exchange inside its wallet. THIS MONTH.

You can swap pivx for btc instantaneously. It will be probably be used as a BTC mixer.

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>thinks amount invested has any bearing to percentage return on profits in crypto
literal brainlet

Arent energy expenses too high for mining?

Litecoin

Honestly open a RobinHood account and make small move trades, if you get instant you can only make 3 day trades a week until you pass the PDT limit but nothing is stopping you from buying to hold a little. It's not going to be fast money until you break PTD.
Also you could learn the art scam

18 years old, just graduated HS, 20,500 USD in crypto (all in OMG) also 5k in stocks, will I make it?