What do you think of Norwegian town/cities?

What do you think of Norwegian town/cities?

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(if you know Norway exists)

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they look bland and boring

god, please strike down denmark

top comfy

hvorfor lagde du denne tråden? Den er alt for spesifikk og generelt ganske uinteressant. Folk flest på dette brettet har absolutt ingen grunn til å bry seg om norske byer. Akkurat som at du sannsynligvis ikke bryr deg særlig om, for eksempel, hviterussiske byer. Klokka var fem på halv tolv på en lordagskveld, og du kunne gjort på hva som helst. Og du valgte å lage akkurat denne tråden. Hvorfor?

He said:

No foreigners will care about Norwegian towns like WE will not care about foreign towns.

Maybe he is right. But I know we as a country is completely 100% unique in a European context. We have unique (could be ugly) towns compared to Europe but at least we have different towns. A complete different experience.

Comfy and lovely.
hope to go there some day.

You don't have any cities, just byer.

Not the right people to make bants... just saying.

Watch from 18:18
Typical Norwegian town summer party

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We love our wooden houses

he IS right. nobody cares.
I'll still bump your thread and post my city though

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Yes, it's true. No one really cares. BUT I WILL FUCKING MAKE THEM CARE. I will make them see the light.

The difference between us and Europe is that we still have dignity. We are still pure.

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VERY fucking expensive.

They're pretty

I like your spirit

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>No one really cares
Doesn't Norway have a problem with being filled by tourists all year round?

Our country is a world of it's own.

An entire miniature huge enormous world. So many different people. I'm not sure I can even count to 5 million.

They're beautiful. I hope to visit your wonderful country someday.

Idk but Bergen is CELTIC

Lmao. No. Bergen is literally 70% Stril (of you know what that means). The rest is mostly German and Dutch probably.

Because of the Hansa era in the 12th century.,

Idk but stril is CELTIC

No, Stril is this:
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Not celtic at all. They may be somewhat "celtic" on Iceland for obvious reasons, but we are not.

Jokes a side. They actually are. Nordic scum out of Bergen when? strilaforskning.com

>a dane of all things talking about bland and boring

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Kjeft Ingolf. That is BS science. I know I'm the rightful king of Norway.

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They're small and kind of boring.

Can't really compare to cities like Copenhagen or Stockholm it's kind of obvious Norway was just a province for a lot of its history.

It's a historical fact that Sotra island was scottish lads clay.

Lmao... no. But parts of Scotland was Norwegian.

Also, we have culture:
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Depends, but we got the ugliest capital in Europe. Fuck Oslo, even commie cities looks better than that shithole

idyllic

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You need to go back to the history books my good man. Read all of it.

It looks pretty nice outside the center actually (most, especially the area around the city hall was demolished in the 50s).

Some parts are pretty nice. Take a walk;

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to my untrained eye norway looks a lot like rural america.

>Can't really compare to cities like Copenhagen or Stockholm

You got that right. How can those two ugly shitholes even compete?

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Oslo is a mess, but it has its own charm
t. visited a lot of cities

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still filled with muslims

This city is so fucking comfy and aesthetic that I find no words to describe it properly

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Yeah but it is a village even by norwegian standards

Because of the black death.

But in reality today Oslo is just as interesting or even more interesting than Stockholm and Copenhagen. Yes, hard to accept.

Somewhat. But with far less religion and better internet access.

That town was once the biggest city in Scandinavia... believe it or not

Obviously, you got no cities at all. But that's ok.

Oslo is 1 million... that's a big city in Europe no matter what country.

I'm sorry but Oslo has 670k
>inb4 let's include half of the eastern part of norway and pretend it's Oslo
NYC is then by your standards a city with 80 million people.

Muslims? ??? no no no... celtics only. There has never been a muslim there ever.

>with far less religion and better internet access.
well yeah i didn't mean the culture etc just the looks of it. roads, wood houses, cars, atvs, etc. things i saw on street view

>I'm sorry but Oslo has 670k
Lol, the 670 number is just OLD lines on the map burgerbro. The REAL city is 1 million. Or 1.5 million urban. What EVERYONE would call the CITY of Oslo would be 1 million.

The numbers you find on Wikipedia are just the old lines on the map that cut through the city.

roads, houses, AND cars? slow down, I can't handle all that culture

Copenhagen only got 570 000 by your standards then.

Nordics are smol god damn it

Wrong.
So, let's just say that Stockholm is 2.5 million because you're pretending that parts of norway that is not the CITY of Oslo is Oslo.

Gonna do the Bergen to Oslo train thing this year I think

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We have a lot of Norse Viking pagan larpers here ever since Thor and Ragnorok. Are there Viking larpers there?

You don't get it. We have VERY OLD border limits here in Norway. And the 'Oslo' part does NOT include the entire city of Oslo. Hard to get maybe, but that's just how it is.

Oslo today is 1 million. Which again would be a MAJOR city in any European country.

Stavanger
>cute wooden buildings
>smells of fish

I was actually looking at job prospects in norway with my marine biology degree. Absolutely nothing. Gave up on the idea, but very beautiful country though and a bit sad I can't make a life there.

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Wrong again. What you are larping as part of Oslo are cities in their own rights with their own mayors and everything. How are you as a Norwegian so uneducated on Norwegian cities?

>Oslo today is 1 million.
Askergutt her, ikke regn med oss som en del av Oslo!!

Not like London, Paris or Berlin of course... but anyway. We are better than those places. We have honesty intact. We are better than those shitholes.

yeah they have cars

Du er en del av Oslo uten tvil. Entel du vil eller ikke.

t. vestlending

(skulle sagt 'ikkje')

Capitals are shit in general. This is why Munich>Berlin, Bergen>Oslo etc.

what if we donated the entire city of oslo, and akershus and östfold counties as a gift to sweden?

yes, but they have their own containment zones

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Yes, we are starting to get a LOT åf shit in our capital. Multiculture is wonderful. It's so exiting.

MORE ACTION means less boring lives

grorious master race

>Multiculture is wonderful. It's so exiting.
the only thing exciting about it here is the food and I doubt you guys would import a shitload of mexicans to improve your shitty tacos.

It's the only true faith.

That and that we are living in a simulation.

We already make the best tacos in the entire world.

>that we are living in a simulation.

That is my faith.

Don't start this shit again.

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Mexicans can't be worse than Somalis.

They are extremes of good and bad. 50/50 chance they are total bros or nigger rats, are somalians like that?

would you put your midgard serpent in her halls of Hel?

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Do they seriously live off the grid and spend their life larping as vikings?

Why Americans can't ever make a good post? You are on pair with Japs in terms of quality

There's a lot of really nice looking towns in Norway (like Ålesund) but I have to say that Oslo is absolutely hideous. Literally Oulu -tier.
What went wrong?

It's filled with ö*Tlendinger

Looks comfy but boring.

don't know but I'd smite her Gnipa cave with my Mjölnir if you catch my meaning
sudden urbanization in the latter half of the 1800s

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