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eurotrash Edition

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I am a virgin freak

*shines the janny symbol above gotham city*

Do you reckon Rosy has a nice arsehole

very cool

the idea of being america seems so strange to me
what is it actually like
will the air smell different?
will the air be warmer? more humid?
will people be able to tell im not from there by the way i walk, act and dress?

>I am a virgin freak

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i was emotionally raped by my therapist and now i'm reporting her to the authorities

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>what is it actually like
full of morbidly obese mexicans and blacks

do you think girls get uncomfortable when you do it doggystyle and you look right at their asshole

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watching the crocodile dundee films back to back

sue

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>Arise SIR Jezza

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wouldnt know

They do yep

thoughts on this type of person?
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3256029/Woman-dreamed-blind-DRAIN-CLEANER-poured-eyes-fulfil-lifelong-wish-says-happier-ever.html

poverty is a choice
gayness is a choice
obesity is a choice

always told the gf she has a cute butthole when doing sex

I bet Rosy's anus looks like . (to scale) and it's a lovely soft pink, not dark pink nor brown.

should be euthanised

>dailymail

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>all women are shy nerds
Plenty of nymphomaniac exhibitionist sluts out there.

How is shite meant to come out of that

It doesn't, access only

early new fucking cunt

bet sue has done porn like 90% of japanese women

we just have to find it

Life is something that happens to other people

Deeply disturbed obviously and would have been put in a sanatorium 100 years ago but instead we made the conscious decision to defund and close these institutions in favour of just letting the crazies roam freely.

>this makes eyelets seethe

schizoleaf how are you always up
do you drink copious amounts of coffee and adderall

Janman has been sacked due to 4channel

already have most of the names for 2019 hunger games
8 slots left; shall fill them in over the next few months as the final gimmicks and personages of 2018 emerge

love how the daily mail goes out if its way to make it's userbase as miserable as possible, right up to giving all the gory and tragic details of any story it covers.

Thanks a lot faggot. I was planning on staying up until the previous thread finished since I have toil in 8 hours but you just had to go and make an early thread and cut my fun short, didn't you, you fucking headbanging window licking scrotebag.
Fuck you

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gf said she is going to cuckold me EXTREAM

going around yank roads on street view and have no idea how they work

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We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' richer but we can't get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

at Ye Olde Irish Pub lads (est. 2017)
$8 Guinness

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Graun readers BTFO

maisie

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Feeling depressed and suicidal

redpill me on schizoleaf

>$8 Guinness

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>suicidal

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all those fucking hypocritical commenters who would spin on a dime if it was a guy wanting to amputate his bollocks

hmm yes janny, after merging with 4channel we've had a change of the board of directors and you're fired. your final paycheck is in the post

have got really good skin everywhere except for my bum
which is a bit spotty

dont REALLY care because im not a poofter, but it still annoys me
whats going on here

i dont know a second newspapers that can play its readers like a fiddle that good

I know! bloody robbery that is

>depression

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depression doesnt exist

suicide is just wanting to escape responsibilities

im such a twinky little slut im almost 10 and half stone

The most indispensable poster on Jow Forums
Lightens up any room he walks into
A fine man

spottybum spencer

pics

A permanent addition to my blacklist

/brit/ show me your pizzas!

always wondered what bradley walsh would think of this meme of him laughing at various mental illnesses

Don't see what's funny about that

Rubbish

haha ha

havent got any pizza

hey nigger

got a pizza but i'm very protective of it

depression? more like "de-gay-ssion"

will sometimes be out on non /brit/ business (very rarely) and think of something like the angry clipart face beto randomly posts and smile like a downie

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is he a newfag? i dont remember this cunt being here a few months ago

>it's a 'Yanks post bad pizzas but hide behind being a Yank as proof it's actually good' thread
sorry mate, shan't

I aint falling for that one Mr Hansen

Your local joints...

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best i can do

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it IS good though

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what's the most recent sue?

what is that

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post gatto

/brit/, /brit/, of the lightning wit

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love it when bradley laughs at the pre rehearsed scripted sexual innuendos you know

Been here about a month, but it feels like a fucking year. No idea why he decided to attach himself to this general, I think it's part of his schizophrenia. Like he genuinely reckons every post in here is secretly directed at him. He could so easily have ended up latching himself onto some other general and gone and ruined their thread instead.

How do you guys feel about mook selling us out?

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I think he is kept out of knowing exactly what they are and when but at this point he must know they're imminent in basically every episode, ruined it for me

to what? himself?

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 40% (-)
CON: 36% (-3)
LDEM: 9% (-)
UKIP: 7% (+2)
GRN: 3% (+1)

via @ComRes, 14 - 15 Nov
Chgs. w/ Sep

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ok...this then

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that's bullshit, but i believe it

Looks like a quiche that

lookin good lad!

give you £5 if you delete the folder

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>ukip +2
so it begins

its bottom of the barrell humour
>he said the word which sounds like willy heheha

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shakira ripped up the rulebook and wrote a new one with her first album