You're given a bag packed with essentials and told you need to move to either Canada or Australia?

>You're given a bag packed with essentials and told you need to move to either Canada or Australia?
Which do you choose?

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Certainly not the frozen hellhole

>Asians and $18 cigarettes
>Asians and giant spiders/snakes
I think I’ll stay put

I’ve been to Canada 9001 times and Australia twice
I’ll go with Australia

>canada has the better climate but the people are terrible
>australia has a worse climate but the people are great
tough choice but canada since i'm a recluse anyway

$18 cigarettes are expensive? They're like $45 for a pack here...

Canada, because I hate the heat.

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45 USD?

Aus dollar. so probably $35 USD

They're about $33 here so roughly 24 muttbucks

Meanwhile the cheapest pack of smokes here in Sweden is around 5 USD. Strange world we live in.

Good. Smokers need to die out.
Big tobacco is cancer in every sense of the word.

Canada, because if I'm moving it's not gonna be to a country with a worst internet connection than my own.

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probably would depend where in both those countries but probably aus
although as I understand it freezing to death is much nicer than burning to death

These days far more people die from eating shitty fast food than from cigarettes, should we tax McDonalds as we tax smokers as well?

Canada, same climate as here in Lapland.
All I need is a snowmobile and life is perfect.

>should we tax McDonalds as we tax smokers as well
Fast food is already taxed heavily here in Scandinavia. We have very few fat people. So yes.

Dishonest comparison. Cigarettes offer nothing but addiction and cancer. Fast food on the other hand is actual food.
I also have no problem with taxing fast food, especially if said tax money were to be used on creating more parks and playgrounds for kids, etc. Alternatively, I would also be content if fast food was not allowed to advertise on TV.

How do they decide what is and isnt fast food?

Big chains pretty much get the tax hammer. Like McDonald's, Max etc. But normal restaurants also get the treatment, just not as bad. No idea who or how they actually regulate this but it seem to work. Fast food is really expensive here in most cases.
A big mac is around 8 dollars for example. Those 8 dollars will get you several kg of potato and fresh vegetables in any grocery store. It's a lot cheaper to be healthy here than to be unhealthy.

I imagine I would instantaneously combust should I ever step foot in Australia.

Canada, They love Americans

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they do it to cover the massive healthcare costs that these fags inflict on themselves for no good reason so that the rest of us don't have to pay for it through taxes.
yes.

> Wh*te people

>Those 8 dollars will get you several kg of potato and fresh vegetables in any grocery store.
Over here both fast food and fresh food is expensive, which is pretty shitty. Potatoes and carrots can be purchased in 1kg bags (larger for potatoes) for only a few bucks a kilo but other vegetables are pretty dear. (;^_^)

Australia desu. I could live in Canada but I prefer what I'm familiar with.

>Canada, They love Americans

Nah not really. We actually view you as our big, but dumb brother.

> the people are terrible

Only Americans think Canadians are terrible people. Canadians are aboot the best people on this darn planet.

Yep, Sweden is pretty expensive most of the time but not when it comes to fresh food. Then it's actually pretty cheap. The only thing that has become more expensive in the last decade or two is meat. Still not that bad but it's a bit more costly now than it used to be.
Most grocery stores usually have a section only for vegetables and the prices are so low you can fill a basket and barely notice it.
Saved my ass when I moved out from my parents place the first couple years kek, I lived on fresh greens and rice since it was cheaper than ramen/noodles etc.

Ironic because we eclipse you in every single way. That being said, I live in a border state and half of canadians are cool and the other half are perpetually butthurt faggots who are jealous of the US and will whine constantly about it.

>encroach on party member's cousins restaurant turf
>get TAX'D
sounds safe

>Only Americans think Canadians are terrible people.
LOL, literally no one thinks that

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Using this site to compare my city with stockholm it says a big mac combo costs $7 and in stockholm it says it costs $8

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I just think theyre annoying. Ive never met a canadian i would consider cool. Theyre always dorky melvin dweebs

Canada

Classic marlboros are about 2.5 USD here.

I straight up kill myself on the spot.

Yeah, I hear banning alcohol went really well for you guys.

WE
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WE
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>we eclipse you in every single way

How? Most wars fought for the kikes? Murder rate per capita? Per capita cost of healthcare? Canada is in a decline just like the rest of the Western world, but Canada has superior living standards to America. Canadians don't hate Americans, we just see you as our loud hillbilly cousins.

As an American that lived in Canada for 5 years: those people are the rudest scum in this hemisphere.

Canada for proximity.

I'll walk i dont care.

well, you win some you lose some right? you make more money, but are also far more likely to get shot and die in some violent way.

i'm okay with making less money as long as I live longer,.

Obviously Canada

i found people in philly and nyc to be rude to the point of being subhuman animals, and i live in a large canadian city where indifference is the norm

Canada. Australia is full of Chads.