Rorke won't like this one bit (edition)
/brit/
Noah Rodriguez
Grayson Ramirez
>too late for a wank
literally impossible
a wank should be the last thing of your day to send you to sleep
Elijah Garcia
Schizo really is a pathetic fuckup
Ryan Cooper
want to move to australia or new zealand but i have no valuable skills to offer them
Nathaniel Green
just capitalism innit
Blake Baker
Chase Taylor
>the bus the bus!
Bentley James
wtf dracula is the good guy!?!?
Dylan Carter
fuck sake
Jacob Johnson
Caleb Nguyen
moving to alderley edge
Michael Jackson
fucking hell lads
ordered food and it took like an hour to come and they fucked up my order
fumin
William Cooper
Hudson Flores
Logan James
Nothing gets the remainers seething more.
Grayson Reed
what did you order
Zachary Fisher
I don't get it. I thought you guys would find it funny.
Buncha sissies you lot really.
Parker Thompson
Nathaniel Torres
snap
Brayden Sanchez
Benjamin Kelly
ordered boneless wings
got a flavor thats awesome for boneless but absolutely garbage for bone in
obviously they fucked it up and gave me bone in
Michael James
Just want to do drugs all the time
Josiah Allen
listening to mazzy star
Ryan Reyes
>REEEEE STOP BULLYING THE BUS >:(
Asher Allen
ugh fucking dude i'm like so fucking edgy and shit i don't even talk to my dad
Noah Lopez
haha look at him go
Blake Sullivan
Niggas acting like this is some sort of profound revelation or something lmfao what the fuck
Alexander Sullivan
Good, it'll make his day and you'll have done a good deed
Ian Robinson
the current girl is in melbourne until tuesday not best pleased
good lad
Luke Turner
little fucker
Jonathan Johnson
Thinking about all the girls who loved me
Kayden Moore
schizoleaf redemption arc is pure kino
Samuel Collins
this was tasteless
Jacob Murphy
It's not edgy. It's just...I don't know, my sister would understand.
Thomas Bell
>REEEEEEEE PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH ME >:(
Xavier James
Daniel Evans
Brayden Diaz
youtube.com
a song that's impossible to dislike
Caleb Lewis
shes getting stuffed by lachlan
Carson Nguyen
>REEEE WHY WON'T PEOPLE BELIEVE THE LIES ON THE BUS >:(
Dominic White
bet you still tipped you literal cuckold
Samuel Robinson
Anyone hear got any wholesome or funny Dad stories to share to take light off the bloke that won't talk to his damn Dad
Gavin Jones
lachlan doesn't live in melbourne
Charles Roberts
i hope my future son will still talk to me when I'm old
Kayden Ross
prepaid lad
Christian Allen
>It's just...I don't know,
Bentley Campbell
good news is that im too much of a freak to have a son like schizoleaf
Nathan Evans
i do talk to my dad as evidenced by the texts
we just have a very awkward relationship because i know he cheated on my mum, which my brothers don't have a clue about
Jason Morales
He's fine. Trust me.
Blake Foster
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 40% (-)
CON: 36% (-3)
LDEM: 9% (-)
UKIP: 7% (+2)
GRN: 3% (+1)
via @ComRes, 14 - 15 Nov
Chgs. w/ Sep
comresglobal.com
Gabriel Smith
>REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I KEEP CRYING ABOUT A BUS FROM TWO YEARS AGO >:(
Aiden Rodriguez
people were misled
Logan Cox
when i was in new zealand he would email me semi-regularly and semi-coherently with random thoughts he had like amy pascal
Adrian Young
dad is in europe at the moment keeps asking me to take photos of his plants to make sure they're ok
Luis Gray
neither does your lass
Owen Walker
>LAB: 40% (-)
british people are morons
Elijah Powell
prepaying a tip is complete fucking nonsense
Easton Evans
green surge
Samuel Rodriguez
Talk to your Dad now and set a good example before he's even born.
He wasn't talking about you lad, but share more texts cause they're proper good
Dominic Russell
PURPLE
SURGE
U
R
G
E
Colton White
wanting to play minecraft again
Jason Perry
>dad talk
Jayden Robinson
Christian Cruz
degerbler
Jaxon Wilson
Kek
Anyone have any pascal screencaps, I never saved any
Alexander Jackson
I had a rough upbringing man. I'm not soft like you people.
Charles Price
>share more texts cause they're proper good
i was going to but i got a new phone a month ago and there's nowt else good on there
was loads of other funny stuff before that though
Nicholas Hill
my tip was shit maybe thats why they fucked it up
Lucas Thompson
she lives in Sydney
Nicholas Murphy
Where have all these poofter lefty turds flushed in from?
John Anderson
>start it up
>build house
>kill some zomies and dig a bit
>get bored
ah yes
Joseph Anderson
*hugs you*
it's not your fault
Isaac Edwards
Yeah it's not like that.
Aaron Watson
If you want to talk about it, I'm here, Em.
Juan Myers
maple ridge doesnt sound like compton exactly
Ian Ward
>REEEEE I DON'T WANT ANOTHER VOTE BECAUSE MY LIES WERE SUCCESSFUL THE FIRST TIME >:(
Ryder Hill
what a fucking retarded system lad, surely you can't defend that
Jaxson Stewart
lol he's off on one about the bus just as planned
Elijah Gray
Sydney is based
Christopher Ward
>Where have all these poofter lefty turds flushed in from?
Joshua Powell
Yeah, nah.
Colton Young
I saw her on tinder and swiped right but we didn't match
Xavier Wright
Jayden Walker
There are wealthy areas and blue-collar areas. I came from a blue collar area.
Parker Johnson
rough upbringing???? you lads don't know what it's like being a white working class brummie seeing the areas your family have resided in for several generations being took over by pakis
Levi Clark
Well if you don't provide context of course we're going to side with your Dad, who looks like the sympathetic one in the situation by texting and trying to make contact with you to no avail.
Why don't you like the bloke? Glad you're ringing him tomorrow though
Jonathan Lewis
turtle is 2 inches deep in her shit pipe you realise that
Parker Turner
>14. quebec can double for china
interested in hearing what she meant by this
Jackson Gray
Christian Perry
Sydney, or as I've taken to calling it - Greater Haberfield
Nolan Carter
ya idk it depends some places let you sign the check on delivery and you can choose tip then
other places make you do it online and if you dont give a tip the guy will almost surely fuck it up
Eli Barnes
Pengingham mentioned
Daniel Ward
>REEEEEEEE I CANNOT ACCEPT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS TO ME SO I WILL LIE ABOUT THEM IN THE HOPE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS >:(
Nathaniel Powell
hate turtle and love him at the same time
Brody Morgan
Zachary Parker
He's fucked in the head.
John Phillips
bittersweet
Henry Peterson
Dad always encourages me to be less hard on myself and strive to be better. He’s a good man and works hard, always told me I could do whatever I put my mind to. Nearly lost him 7 years ago (Mum was told to go to the hospital to say goodbye) but he miraculously got better, he’s taught me a lot in those 8 years. I am very lucky to have him. Love my dad.
Brandon Jenkins
25% of brexit voters say they’ll vote remain second time round lmao
Colton Sanders
love him because he is a chad
hate him because im not him