/smg/ - Stock Market General

i bought some EVLV. priced pretty much dead on for fair value. analyst target is 2.00 and my target is 3 on an amazon buyout rumor. not much volatility or risk of crazy downside, and little old ladies fucking love home shopping. i see people ordering their shit every day at work.

Me already longed and closed
Hate longing gross

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positive delta soon

I heard HMNY has strong unbreakable support @ $0 senpai

I'm just looking at the June 15 ones. $0.50 put is down 23%.

forgot VXX and QQQ

HMNY $3 soon

robingay lists them as having .13 value but forces you to pay either .15 or .10 so if you bought .15 it would instantly show as a loss

>Broista !!ae84pnzr758

JFC not another one.

NO WHY IS GENERAL MILLS AND KRAFT FOOD GOING DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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People fucking laughed at me for wanting to buy APHQF, fucking weed stocks but who is laughing now you faggots. I'm going to sell this shit before the results to the vote too.

I don't have any. I'm just looking at their value here
seekingalpha.com/symbol/HMNY/options

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REEEE FUCKING ANALYSTS

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I know better than to listen to you.

Dont buy this dip yet, squeeze and ticks are bear

I know it’s stupid to worry about a couple of cents when I’m only buying one share and don’t plan on selling, but I’m seeing if SPHD will drop a bit first

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hey i been HODLing APHQF for a while now. theyre doing good

is the vote thursday or friday?

These drops are pretty sharp

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Thinking of pulling out since I'm just about breaking even right now and just throwing that money into Amazon

There hope for you yet, user

looks like someone wants a better entry point
all analysts should be shot desu

>selling your Kraft and Gis at 5 year lows
user... golden income

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Thursday my man but realistically it probably won't pass.

Need to make one of Duterte.

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You as well. Reluctant Kneepad Girl.

>ANW

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No one seems to talk about AMRS anymore whats the newest biz meme stock

Idk man, what's stopping Amazon from just completely taking over the market in the future and leaving GIS and KHC in the dust.

AMRS is hibernating
It is a quiet stock that seems to bounce on and off the $5.1 mark

>amazon will take over blah blah
Thats an analyst meme, there is room for everyone

>gis and kraft in the dust
They own literally everything in your refrigerator

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Well, better to sell at 5 year lows than wait 5 more years and selling at 10 year lows...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TRENDLINE ON CRUDE OIL MADE OUT OF, GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WAY

I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WILL HAPPEN

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man if TLT keeps mooning imma have to just eat this shit. bummed. dont know why the FED would allow the 20-30yr yields get this low. the yield curve is ridiculously flat right now. they need to dump em or itll invert

STOP. DIPPING.

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Those companies are not cheap regarding to their net income
They are generally very indebted

I think their management thinks their businesses would be going on forever without be disrupted and decided to borrow money to pay dividends and do share buybacks

Also, why buy these boring companies with boring yield when you have bonds and treasuries that offer almost the same yields ?

>boring
literally the most exciting megacaps right now

>why not buy bonds
I do, but they dont have growth potential like these stocks

>they are very indebted
Not a problem, all that matters is their cash flow which is set to increased because they are dividend aristocrats

no (or atleast less) interest rate risk on consumers. bonds will be a better buy in a year though

its my half birthday today guys

I don't have much knowledge of trading options, I've mostly just short sold stocks and sat on divs any advice?

Wtf is a half birthday?

I was stating what I think is the market sentiment

They are definitely what Buffett-sama would tell you to buy

Yeah
If you are strictly looking at the metrics, yields on consumer staples are not that interesting comparing to bonds
Also, I don't think we will be in full on bond bear market anytime soon, despite what the FED do with the rates

Shot in the dark but 6 month mark between birthdays?

Okay

So I'm now:

Long 1 NFLX Aug17'18 350 Put
Short 1 NFLX Aug17'18 345 Put

This is the position I'd like to have. What's to stop someone from assigning me on my short so I lose my hedge? Do I need to constantly monitor my position or what?

cut your winners short and let your losers ride.

Awesome, I'll paper trade that for a while until I feel comfortable with my calls

Buffet says: the best time to buy value stocks is when the market is afraid of them

despite what Duh Profit says, Bonds will NEVER look better than these because your yield on cost by next year will be over 6%-8%

All in all, Never sell your General Mills at these prices, especially when they are acquiring the next bitcoin (petfood)

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study the fuck out of them and papertrade them before you even try them desu

yea im not all that crazy on consumers either, but i DO believe that bonds are gonna get smashed and likely soon. at least the longterm ones. if FED doesnt dump them and soon, theyre gonna invert the yield curve. theyre already skirting on the outer edge of it as is. its almost totally flat

6 months before your real birthday

I like to cut my winners and average down on my losers..

lol and speak of the devil. here comes a high volume DUMP on TLT

You're right it is stupid

also FYI: SBUX is increasing its div so fat that you should have a 14% yield on cost 10 years from now

>netflix shorts

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Based Small specs losing everything!

Sounds like some numale s0yb0y shit to me. Do you celebrate this?

I hope if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid.

God I hate myself for not buying SNAP last week, wtf was I thinking.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chicken salad with no croutons on romaine and I'm up today. Got a bunch of free capital so I'm using this time to research. It's a beautiful day out so I can't wait to clock out!

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I go full /Drinkboys/

>if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid.
wat?

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the kid getting his caked rekt

based checkin

god yes that looks fucking amazing, i just woke up and dehydrated from drinking.. salad looks so good when im dehydrated

Based Lunchbro
Enjoy m8

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This kid gets rekt by his family on his birthday for being a small obnoxious faggot.

so happy i added to my ODP position yesterday

Dude it's a weekday, what are you doing drinking so much Big5. Damn dude, I know I have said this before but you are really going off the deep end. I hope everything is ok.

Delicious as always Lunchbro. Enjoy!

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Yeah maybe if he wasn't such a little faggot he could have done something to stand up for him self, but nah kid got fucking rekt.

Is there any reason for me not to go all in on Amazon rn

kek
oh yeah. that was brutal

That's what he gets for trusting his family and loved ones. It's a lesson in life everyone learns the hard way but hopefully he learns young.

lmao nigga even tried to cut cake that wasn't even there.

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Stock Split when?

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there must be a reason but i cant find one

Honestly you might as well, they are so big and doing so many things to grow their market share it's stupid.

you might make too much money
bezos is a faggot and suxx coxxx
the amazon rainforest is in brazil
the P/E is stupefying
uhhhhh
bezos is a bald faggot
idk

it's at all time highs and has like a P/E of 400000?

its always at ATH

>frozen "chicken" on rubbage and bagged cheese with some white stuff labeled as salad dressing

Americans eat like shit. No wonder you're all fat.

Based, I’m too hungover and nauseous to eat

No buy signal on the SPY yet...

If it makes you feel any better I got a free cup of grapes with it

down -0.4% today so far because of GIS, BAC and BRKB

equities are gonna keep going sideways until FED shitpost desu
we need to figure out what those central bankers got for us up next. and judging by them letting longterm treasuries get bought up like mad (even while the yield curve is dangerously flat), it seems their plan is to let the yield curve invert and crash this economy with no survivors.

>One thing cancels out the other

It doesn't work that way, amerifat.

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You're paying for the next 200 years of Amazon earnings at current valuations.
Amazon hasn't had it's mandatory Trump related large business scandal yet.
Amazon's earnings comes from AWS, which is tied to tech so if the bubble bursts say goodbye to profitability.
If you hold the S&P500, you already own AMZN

t. Amazon shareholder

They don't cancel each other out, it's more like speedballing.