/cum/

Why is "Irish teacher" and "Irish sex scandal teacher" trending on pornhub right now?

is this some kind of new meme

fuck you guys
I'm gonna watch pornography with realw omen with big tits and big asses

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Yeah it's gay.
Keep scrolling

Hey I'm about to watch some porn too

For me? A perky b cup and a tight puss

based

that's not very homosexual of you

Nets lost again guys

I read once that men who like bigger breasts are more likely to be sexist

>traps and femboys
sorry, but you're a h*teroid

My gfs breasts are large now thanks to having a human growing inside her

traps and femboys are WAY better than you faggot gays are.

this

Even if my favorite part is watching them jack off?

yes
they are feminine, so it doesn't count as "male"

>traps and femboys
shit taste

This

*read

My penis is not built for sex

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fucking spic not linking the thread properly

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/drunk/

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I just want one of my sports teams to be good

k

?

who is this?

think i should do a sleep, pretty tired rn
not looking forward to the night sweats

>k
Not k, tell me when I was a jerk

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just sleep naked on top of some towels bud

it's ok, don't worry about it and don't drink too much

No, also fix your phone or get a new discord so we can talk about meeting up

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why is /cum/ so slow today

is arbys still alive?

its bubu..lol
is this what you ended up doing now

I'm going to fix my phone monday but then I don't know how long it'll take for them to fix it. They're closed tomorrow lol.

Oh fuck buds 2 cute white girls smiled at me today

>I'm going to fix my phone monday
yay

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but i smell too bad to do that...

he is here

Buncha homos ITT

where are you posting from? i thought you only posted from your phone

Umm sorry but according to /cum/ I'm straight

Saw a nigger flirting with a small white girl
Should've called the cops

...

just don't let it happen again

based thread

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youre not allowed to say nigger on 4channel

proofs?

hi bubu?
>is this what you ended up doing? what did you mean by this? I've only recently started posting in /cum/ again

my old phone lole

when i was 15 i tried learning how to speedrun mario 64 desu

hope 4channel and Jow Forums have separate board lists tbqh

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>speedrunning
>is a tranny
not surprising

youtube.com/watch?v=T_Rn8TAIL2w

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ate two bags of muddy buddies earlier. feel like shit

>bubu
i remember that name from the discord

what happened to lain poster

have tried to learn to speedrun metroid multiple times, 2hard4me though

what if that were your mother
because its too small?
saturdays for the boys

he's an alcoholic now

>because its too small?

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psht that shouldnt stop him

eat more and it will go away

what do you with the "boys"

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same

nice digits bud

does he still post?

Your dick is bigger than mine

not here, he also stopped posting in the discord regularly too but I left it so idk about now

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you think women really care about penis size when fingers are more than half the size of a dick (rhetorical)
they only fuck tyrone as a dirty novelty

What're you guys up to? I'm just watching streams. I need to get a real job when this family business retail one runs out, but I have zero motivation to search, don't really like working.

Goodmorning

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smol peepee makes you cute OwO

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Contemplating my future and dreading it

go iceskating and ironically hold hands
bowling
movies

pretty much stuff you'd rather do with a gf, except when you have a gf its to get away from her

is it thick and manly

Does Jow Forums like Ricardo?

youtube.com/watch?v=9a2lYowd_Dw

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buenas
nope

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Gachimuchi died with billy unfortunately

youtube.com/watch?v=y3YHnkCDnKY

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Just got finished with board game night and now I'm enjoying a crisp snowdrift vanilla porter (r) and listening to kesha's hit song 'rainbow'

finger have more dexterity

sad

I was doing stretches and now im going back to raddit to masturbate

I do not understand tik tok am I not zoomer enough?

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i'm bored
i remember a study showing that more women broke up with their bfs because they had small dicks than because they had big ones

Duh
But you can't think that way because it's not all of them doing it

A lot of people I know have traveled to a lot of places and countries and have relationships and I'm still such a failure

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??? how can you not understand it?

I like small ones too but I just hope it's big enough for when I get a bf

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I just don't get it, it's like snapchat I don't understand

you KNOW you are a boomer (not a zoomer) if the only tik tok you know is ke$ha's 2009 HIT.