Come to Russia

1st worldlers aren't happy when refuges come to their countries. But we are happy in Russia, if you came to us, especially when you stay here for a whole life. We welcome everyone no matter if you are black, brown, asian, muslim, american, of even rapefuge, we are waiting for you. Tbh you even can do not work here, just enjoy your life. Honestly, we are happy with everyone. Please, come to Russia.

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I smile too much and I know people get offended by that.

No, it's a dump stereotype. We have happy people here, who smile.

I don't speak Russian nor can I ever learn to

>we are happy
>posts hungarian man going to russia to laugh at the pitiful serfs of the oligarchs
there is no russian people, there are only slaves of the putinocrats

It's ok, use your fingers and always say "Spasibo" - Thank you.

He isn't happy because he was born in H*ngary, and know that he will return "home" in next day

Only if I get to be a part of the oligarchy

So where could I go drink with strangers? St. Petersburg? Moscow?

You have good chances, because we have lack of good businessmen, individuals, like Americans.

Anywhere, any one will be happy to drink with foreigner, they'll pay for you.

Tell me more about the way you treat uzbek, tajik, turkmen, armenian and azeri immigrants. What kind of working conditions do they have and how russian society welcomes them.
Not cool, Russia. Not cool.

I would like to Visit Russia for sure.
The infrastructure is amazing looking.
I really like cold places, I dont know if I could ever live somewhere where people dont really speak English as the main language though, plus learning a new alphabet and language is not as easy since I am in my mid twenties now.

May be only tajik, in past, because they don't wash, and rob people. Others are good workers.

I will come and impregnate all your women Genghis Khan style soon.

Zerg rush for capitalism.

Saint-Petersburg is a complete piece of trash if you move even one inch from the central district. Google Krasnoe Selo (suburbs), Leninskiy Prospect, Shushary, Parnas, Kudrovo. Streets are dirty, people act aggressively. One of the worst places to visit in Europe, literally.

> We have happy people
Really? Who they are?

Millions of people came here, or anywhere else, to the places where no one speak english, and it's totally fine, because you still have your fingers, eyes, google translate and basic phrases in head. Pro tip: if you need help. ask to young people, much more chances they know english.

Good. Waiting for you.

Those who smile

For sure, but take Saratov, Voronezh, Omsk, Chelyabinsk and other cities and take your words back lol.
I'll drink with you if you'll come one day and invite me, mate.

I want to visit Russia again! Women there are much more nice and pretty than here

Russia isn't about being clean and well maintained, it's more about something in deep. All those spaces, people, soul.

Fun fact, I've been in Omsk as a customer's representative on your aircraft military facility "Polyot" two years ago. That was mid-march, btw. And what can actually surprise you for me this city looked so much better compared to Piter. First: climate. It's cold like in my hometown at night but it was up to +10 degrees during daytime. A lot of sun again like in my hometown here in Canada. Center of the city is really clean and fancy. Much less traffic jams, less cars, less population. I'd choose Omsk over Saint-Petersburg anytime, mate.

Omsk is meme city here. Known as the worst place to live in, and for few other things.

>Saratov
was 3rd largest city in Velikorossia after Moscow and SPB, capital of Volga Germans, but uneducated bydlo still consedring it as sometype of shithole...

> Was
is a key word

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They are treated well if they behave well which is unfortunately not always the case. no one likes them the same reason no one likes Russian gopniks.

Ive considered it. I like the cold and am dont enjoy america much. Its going down a bad path and i want out. I had a russian fencing coach named vlad when i was 11, he was a good guy. Also have a russian barber named steve since i was 4

Are they touched you?

No, how about you?

Of course they did, they're Russian.

Why do you hate us??

I don't hate homosexuals.

I think Russia is cool but I'm pretty tanned, and am don't look white (get mistaken as an arab etc) and I don't want to get bashed up there.

It's just totally fine, we aren't obsessed with your skin. In fact, we have a lot famous non-whites here.

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> we are happy in Russia

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Been honestly thinking of this, I already learned the alphatets and taking an intro to russian in doulingou. I really would move there with a snap but the language seems like the only barrier I'm gonna have to deal with first.

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Don't come, it's dangerous for you here.

OP is faggot, don't come here. Here is only struggle.

I built a 3d paper puzzle of the red square when I was a kid. Always wanted to see the original ever since

Pretty much sums it up

I remember you used to be able to build Monuments in Sim City 3000. I would keep building St Basil's cathedrals all over the place.

What appeals to you about Russia other than the women? You can move anywhere in the EU freely. If you like cold climates, then there's Poland or the other Nordic countries.

If you like Sunshine then there's med paradises all around.

Why would you want to go to Russia when Bulgaria exists?

>Why would you want to go to Russia when Bulgaria exists?
Bulgaria is like 30% gypsy.

So you did asked and then googled what is bulgaria?

Bulgaria is unironically worse

Please take me in and make me a part of the nazbol gang

You are looking for Ukraine

>1st worldlers aren't happy when refuges come to their countries. But we are happy in Russia, if you came to us, especially when you stay here for a whole life. We welcome everyone no matter if you are black, brown, asian, muslim, american, of even rapefuge, we are waiting for you. Tbh you even can do not work here, just enjoy your life. Honestly, we are happy with everyone. Please, come to Russia.

when krokodil hits hard

Serbia is better than both

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Is this bait?
I don't believe that people in Russia are happy.

Balkanites are too aggressive.

Do you love Russia? Please, love Russia. If you don't - you are d-d-durak. (#>

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It's not the amount of gypsies that matters but how they are treated.
In Vienna they are allowed to beg and harass women in front of stores. In Bulgaria they chase them away with sticks.

Not exyu the rest are subhumans

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Just because you don't have as much foreigners as we, because literally no one want move to (((((russia))))).

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Please build a military base on my property, it will be only 400e a month, and you can build anything you want

Why don't Russians move to Serbia? They don't need a visa

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You should, otherwise Russia will move to you.

Why would we if you can have pic rel in Russia as a dacha
Imagine being this new to reply to le epic ebin nazi Finn

I unironically thought about it. But i still have no $25k, i don't have even a 2.5k

can I join a neo-nazi group?

Nazbol gang? Yes, of course. That one Bosniak is also welcomed

More like AIDSia

Why do you want to force your hellhole to everyone? No wonder you get hated. You don't deserve any more power in the world than now. In history mainly your country have caused troubles to others

I am scared to learn Russian.

Russia looks like a hellhole.
Just like ours
We should be brothers.

>We welcome everyone no matter if you are black, brown, asian, muslim, american, of even rapefuge, we are waiting for you.
Then why the hell would I want to come there? The only incentive would be to get away from those. I wouldn't move to Russia for the jobs, the food, the culture or the natives.

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I'd much rather move to Hungary. Like it isn't even a choice if it was between Hungary or Russia.

Russia is the 3rd largest immigrant country in the world

go to ukraine if you'r looking for nazis

But they saved you from being ruled by a frenchie named Napoleon and Nazis. They saved Yurop a few times from their own retardation.

I like russia, wold be nice live there for a year or something, the language looks dificult, though.
What people there think about brazil?

Those prices are 100x bigger than the average Russian's salary

Girls have nice bodies but also you are football apes. Something like that. And yes, now you are traitors because your president is not leftist shit anymore

>Pro tip: if you need help. ask to young people

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