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imagine living in the safest most comfortable time and place in human history and still whining that previous generations didn't make your life easy enough

Isn't there a bit in the Bible were Jesus says god will forgive everyone anyway LOL

do not, will not understand cricket

ahmeds watch football and support liverpool

good luck with that mate you know god can see your internet history right?

>safest most comfortable time and place
Prove it nigger

This is a little too non-relevant in re: to the rest of the thread.

like watching grass grow
They all support Man Utd

What?

>imagine living in the safest most comfortable time and place in human history and still whining that previous generations didn't make your life easy enough

Literally who said this, when did they say it, and how is this even a provable assertion?

GrowTFUp

I dont watch filth at all but just saying
Ok so are yanks
fuck off

Literally only one of my mates likes and plays cricket and he says he's only into it for the banter and the banter only, so it must have something going on

>implying you would've survived in any other time or place

>fuck off
Every time you tell me to fuck off I'll be sure to FUCK ON as in stick around and post more.

Notice a lot of smug mongs lately asking questions like "isn't x a y" because they need someone to validate their already held beliefs

Every single paki in this counry has supported Man Utd at one point in their lives

banter for days

...

>suicideboys, most avoided most ignored

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>811

>

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Heh, ok, now watch this..
Fuck on

>muh boomers
Damn, did I just get "dabbed on"???!!!

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Probably would you soft cunt

name a safer, more comfortable time and place than the modern west
that's what i thought

HN

355ml Redbull® with Taurine down the throat.

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why would you greentext his entire post

Absolute shithole.

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Kee[in it in context innit

what

Based and bullspunk pilled

salutations reddit

>what

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dumb secondary school gimmick

>t.ourist

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Fucking hell can feel a cold breeze flowing through my window
Getting cold out now

have a coffee date later today

should i take her to costa or the 'bucks?

>he doesn't have triple glazing

do yanks use the you gotta risk it for the brisket ever?

13th century mongolia

not even going to dignify this post with a response

Fuck boomers

theres unironically a massive life threatening snow blizzard coming thats going to put britain and ireland back into the ice age

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holy f

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well guess what?

God I wish that was me

>do yanks use the you gotta risk it for the brisket ever?
If someone, anyone ever said such a banal and vapid white-friendly phrase around me in public or private I'd fucking obliterate their jaw with a right cross almost instantly, like it would be a knee-jerk reaction for me to just wreck their jaw if they said that in front of me.

>it's a bit nicer now than it was living in mud huts on the savannah so you can't complain and want it better
ah yes
the archetypal ''boomer post''
very good

i never guess
very mentally sure-footed, me

"peng"

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Mentally gay and retarded more like

>look at me look at me
gets old though doesn't it lad

and i mean that in more ways than one

how many nans will die this time

>nosey whites

tf r u on about?

Here is a coalition of economic liberals and nostalgic statists who dislike the EU for opposite reasons that cannot both be valid and who, for the tactical imperative of campaign harmony, pretend not to notice.

Michael Gove, Boris Johnson, Daniel Hannan, Nigel Lawson: the principal Leavers are ultraliberal Conservatives who smell in Brussels a will to stifle and ossify. For them, exit can Singaporise this country, priming it for an unforgivingly competitive century as a zone of light regulation and porous capital borders. (An account of Britain as it is, you might think). But for almost everyone who will vote their way on June 23, the EU is a callous enabler of markets not a check on them, an intrusion by the outside world not a barrier to it. Their picture of a sovereign Britain evokes Japan more than Singapore: a stable culture, a paternalist economy, a place that forgoes some growth for cohesion.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

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Global warming BTFO!!!!!!

>previous generations made my world safe and comfy by taking risks and working hard and making sacrifices throughout their lives
>i'm going to make it even better by blaming those previous generations for not doing enough

gf is obsessed with me and thinks I'm out of her league

It's only November ahaha wtf man no good
kek

best stock up on canned and dried goods and bogroll innit

>laughed at a joke in mpublic yest.day
>starting to sound like the hearty 40yo Dad at Christmas parties

Strange feel

told myself since 16 that i'd sudoku if not worth 10 mil by 28
4 years away

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You want to put it where user?

But I poop from there!

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who remembers these tesco ads?
always fancied the younger, blonde bird

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>jews profited off our ancestors by making them fight each other in wars they created and making further profits from the aftermath on top of stealing the wealth from their nations and that's a good thing
Spoken like a true slave

I say you and me rob a bank, suicide style

you don't have to be beholden to a dumb promise you made to yourself when you were a dumb kid, you know

Just get a loan and buy Bitcoin when it hits 3k.
You'll definintely make it.

tesco had a good christmas ad last year
youtube.com/watch?v=qSUkAURUU1I

morrisons was the best though

What a strange ultimatum to assign yourself, even stranger that you're still abiding by a 16 year old's demands.

No because I'm not 47 years old

>economic exploitation exists
>let's blame the victims (our "boomer" grandparents) because if they hadn't been such victims i would now be even safer and more comfortable
pathetic

this makes me very angry

Really like my introvert flatmate but she's never to be seen

got called soppy bollocks at the pub earlier lads

remember when channel 4 was good?

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why lad?

Was your time at the pub otherwise good?

ok let's go
yeah I do, served me well up to this point
gotta be strict with yourself
i bought bitcoin in 2011 (but really, not some reddit tier far fetched story) but I'm not worth 10 mil because i bought drugs with it lol

>gchq requires access to robotic bees sensory feed and facial recognition
>facial recognition then used to kill the most requested person of the day
>government officials immediately picked
creasing

i.4cdn.org/int/1542527852336.webm

My grandparents aren't jews ya jew

wot

wow! she pissed herself and on the guy fucking her! amazing

black mirror episode

boeing have absolutely fucked it

YOu understand that we're about to go through a MAJOR global economic crisis and that if you get even 3-4 of them you'll be fucking SET in about 5-10 years. It's BUILT to skyrocket.

bit early in the morning for this sort of thing innit?

>Served me well up to this point

Don't get it lad, wouldn't you be trying to earn money regardless. Surely 16 year old you wouldn't have known how difficult it is to earn 10mil