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It’s me

primary school? went to it yeah
secondary school? nah that's some weird shite I went to high school

it was a dream or sleep paralysis hallucination or summat

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this lad has the most punchable face imaginable. would unironically love to torture him to death

>A 2018 Australian study24 asserts higher vitamin D levels are associated with better lung function.

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business idea: low school

Why does this mean so much to you?

nearly 25 years old and have never held a girl's hand

First post

never went to high school myself
couldn't reach it

he looks like andy richter

where did this picture come from?

If Australia had a small isolated cold climate somewhere it’d be a paradise

As is the heat and eternal sunshine is a massive turn off

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>a small isolated cold climate somewhere
tasmania

my phone. that's my personal pet yank.

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I want to fuck her and she wants me to fuck her.

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me? in tertiary school

Weird thing happened to me recently. I think i'm losing my mind

Was in bed and thought the window cleaner had come around to clean my windows like usual, and through my curtains I could see like the silhouette of a guy stood cleaning my windows.. but he was there for like 40 minutes so I was like "wtf is taking this cunt so long?" and I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed yet. Bear in mind I could hear window cleaning noises like splashes (or what sounded like it)

Anyway, so about 2 hours pass total and I'm starting to get annoyed because I can't relax in bed knowing the fella is still stood cleaning my windows on the other side of the glass. So I get up all pissed off about to tell him to piss off, draw back the curtain, and it's just a branch brushing against my window

Literally stood there for 5 minutes confused thinking "do i check myself in to a mental health clinic now or what?"

well

Australian Alps, Tasmania, New Zealand

if it doesn't snow on Christmas I'll do something horrible

rip tank

welcome to leicester

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god I hope ScoMo authorises a special task force equipped with automatic weapons to invade and destroy the triple J offices.

Business idea:
Burger President

its primary my dear watson

>Australian Alps
just fuck off

a big poo?

I've already contacted my lawyers.
Prepare your rump for the Aryan Nation!

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went through a phase of being obsessed with tasmania
no deadly snakes or spiders
weather's not too hot
lots of open space
about as physically far from this fucking shithole as it's possible to get
still would make it my first choice as somewhere to emigrate to

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the sunlight keeps the virgin freaks away

but triple j is the only good station

a good Bipcoin artacle:
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Germany would never do anything horrible. :)

Anyone else had internet problems last night

love the architecture

JUst back from a few weeks in Sri Lanka lads

Something nice about lying on a proper bed with a cool breeze and using my mac again

based

funny how railings absolutely ruin the look of a city
thankfully london got rid of most of them

i heard tasmania was australia's prison island
imagine
a prison colony within a prison colony
must be full of psychos

I always have internet problems because COX is for virgin-freak-incel losers like me who don't deserve superior FiOs from Verizon.

have been fighting a losing battle with depression for 10 years

>but triple j is the only good station

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>railings
What do you mean, how do they ruin it?

I think it looks great.

its where the shooting happened

I bet on the wrong side!

need an outfit for the toil christmas party

this is some form of photography that over lights everything and makes it all looks less dirty than it is. I guarantee all the stone is water stained and covered in pigeon shit but hey, "muh beautiful civilisation"

>london got rid of most of them
wasn't it so they could be melted down and used to make tanks and planes though?
here in hull we still have bits of wall with rows of iron circles in the top where there used to be iron railings that were taken for the war effort

>a prison colony within a prison colony
Reverse psychology dictates that it would likely be filled with good guys.

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sieged by ataraxia for 7 years now myself

the sunlight is what makes Australia good

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hear that yanks?
THE shooting

>this fucking shithole
>calling this great country shit
>genuinely believing Australia is better

You sad sad man

but the brits were the bad guys
so it's double reversed

thoughts on the shooting?

Yeah for holidays

Constant burning sunbeams year round is horrendous, it’s like being an ant under a magnifying glass

its year round too

>gun control wo-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting

You used to hate the UK

But what about that place where the PM lives? I think there's railings there

Get out of my country you Greek Mediterranean Balkans Slav freak

Good point, I sit corrected.

Obsessed. Go get plowed by a greasy Turk and die of AIDS.

you just can't stop the chinese ubermensch only hope to slow them down

no it isnt

its the humidity that makes british summers so unbearable

plus these countries have air con in every home as standard

shall be seeing the hopefully soon-to-be gf tomorrow

>Constant burning sunbeams year round is horrendous
no actually it's really good

Boris Johnson got rid of most of London's railings to improve cyclist safety and aesthetics

City looks much better now

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cheap girls? Long toes?

t. Pakis

The White Man was not built for eternal summers

i actually just meant hull, which isn't even all that bad where i live now
at the time i went through my "moving to tasmania" phase i lived in a serious dump though, and wanted to get as far away from it, and the people around me, as possible
britain and europe will be fucked in 30-40 years though and i reckon australia will be on its way

this is better than i thought it'd be
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>Christmas in summer
>Skin cancer by 50

It's a no from me

these railings are fucking HIDEOUS. They are my NUMERO UNO pet peeve when it comes to perusing britain on street view.

does it ever get so hot in britain that it's painful to walk on pavement barefoot

fuck off dave you hermit

you'd just shitpost in your parents bedroom all day no matter what country you were in

>its year round too
I have porcelain skin that burns easy. I'd have to sit in the shade with my friends often. Not an ideal country for us but want to visit at somem pointt.

Sounds nice. I want to move to either Australia or Florida one day for the sun.

yeah the People's Republic of Australia

I am Mediterranean
wouldn't know, live in Sydney

France has the best weather in the entire world

>Florida one day for the sun.
Ocala, Tampa, Tallahassee, and lower Jacksonville are "Welcome Home White Man" spots. Stay away from South Florida, Orlando, Okeechobee.
Sarasota is okay as well.

can't stop eating chocolate

France is a third world country

We should do this

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china gets pushed around by japan
there's a lot of them but they're all tiny virgin betas compared to the chad aussie