I love Russians

Yes, I love Belarus now!

Russians are my spirit animals. I wish I was born as a gopnik.

You just like an easy women. We don't like such people here.

They still have capital punishment and they treat gays bad.
Sad!

I like Russian gopniks, they are top blokes. (No homo)

I WANT TO CUM TO RUSSIA

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Why you did this?

I love Russia, I want to visit it someday.
I'm interested to learn the language too

wtf I love Argentina now

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Russia. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical person's head. There's also the gopniks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Riussians truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Putins existential catchphrase "CYKA Chert, ya brosil kolbaski" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Khabib Nurmagomedov's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Putin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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