AAAAH SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE

>public transportation is absolutely shit, trains always arrive one hour too late (at best
what the fug, people are furious when the train here is 2 minutes late
are you just going to step in an overcrowded train when it's an hour late?

Is there any pro-EU movement going on Switzerland at all? Surely there must be some small political party that is for it

the plus side?
But their flag is the same on both sides

smug asshole

>right wing party majority
Lol sure, Switzerland is just another cuck country

>constant terrorist attacks because of muslims
Hello mutt

>retards not getting the sarcasm

>t.nigger sheep

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Kek

>eyes
why did I write that

No you can become 27th canton if you want.

yes

I tried to search something and found this 300 faggots y-e-s.ch/about-us/?lang=en

>nice
more like obvious and very bad

>weekly school shootings because everyone can buy a gun
WHAT?!? But I hear everyday people saying Switzerland is proof that a gun owning populace is possible and beneficial

You guise should all come to Brazil, free colonies to everybody.

That’s what I wanted to post to. Too many 12 year old Zoomer here lately,

I don't remember a single school shooting tb h. But burger gun laws are more permissive.

Switzerland, Singapore, and Norway are literally heaven on Earth. If you live in one of those and complain about your life, you need to fuck off.

when i grow up, i want to be Switzerland :3

Gun ownership is heavily regulated in Switzerland . They don't have the gun culture nor the 'freedom' of gun ownership like the US has.

Just go to the police office and say you want to start shooting, they'll just look at your criminal historic and if you have none, they give you a licence like that.
It just take time, but it's not that hard.

statestimesreview.com/2018/04/27/singaporeans-work-the-longest-hours-in-the-world-in-2017/

because it was playfully funny

Singapore? I thought Americans put freedom above anything? In Singapore you have to pay incredible penalty’s for even such things like spitting a bubblegum on the street. It is a half Fascist nation.

they also value economic freedom, which Singapore and Hong Kong are the very best at

>Implying freedom = disgusting habits and poor hygiene.
I found the Turk.

We win again

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Singapor. Velly flee nation. Flee to choose betlween spitting gum and paying five thousand dolleru.

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>Universal health care ensures that nobody dies from preventable deaths
>Left wing party focusing on public transportation
>Big government means that everything is peaceful
>Patriotism but no nationalism
>High speed bullet trains that are always on time, have enough seats so nobody has to stand
>No school shootings since the 1960s
>Never seen a terrorist attack
>Loved by everyone, no tariffs imposed
>Better every day
God Bless America

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Yeah, someone spits a bubblegum and is forced to pay a penalty that is on a level which you would pay for owning a small amount of drugs in a civilized country. Only a Switzer could think this a fair prosecution.

We simply check who we sell weapons too. But I know people with hundreds of weapons tb h. Our "gun culture" is more about hunting deers and boars

Ok our troops will march on Washington DC soon

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You cannot even deny "erm*ni kerfuffle" in that country.
>muh free speech

>free healthcare
that's a very liberal use of the term "free" considering you have to pay 400f monthly for it on average

nevermind, hadn't bothered to read the rest.

>freedom = disgusting habits and poor hygiene
if you're not allowed to do something (bad), then you're not free but an ant
being mean on purpose is what defines us as human

FISHED IN! FISHED IN! WOO WOO WOO WOO

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