A girl complimented my looks

and then you run?

real life is the opposite

A black mommy told me I had nice eyes once

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Happens all the time to me. They're just trying to bait you into looking like a thirsty loser by giving out false compliments so I make sure to let them know that I'm onto them and they should fuck off. Don't let it get to you user.

A guy complimented my looks

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Happened to me once
The guy had a weird relationship with his sister, not far from beinf incestuous

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Happens way too often for me. I find it weird af.

>"user you know you're pretty handsome."

>"user damn you're kinda tall and cute"

I've always thought i look much below average and whenever i think about these things i got to get to a mirror and check. Nevertheless i still think i look fucking ugly. The tall part i get (i'm 207cm and have reasonable build) but i have huge dark eyesockets and i rarely shave my pube beard

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fucking lanklet

lol

>be 16
>walk in the street/schoolyard
>"blablabla...he's ugly blablabla"
>"have you seen his face?"
>"who dresses like this?"
>assume people are talking about me

>"hey, user, you look like *some ugly celebrity*"
>"you look like someone who plays chess"

>go to the supermarket to buy alcool
>"we can't sell it to minors : papers please" (I'm 19)

>drink some Monster in the street
>"hey, isn't that too strong for ya?"

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Nah i weigh 130kg

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you're a monster wtf

>go to the supermarket to buy alcool
>"we can't sell it to minors : papers please" (I'm 19)
Start wearing as boomer, worked for me.

that's nothing ivan, I would show my ID up until past 20

>implying

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Do they realize those picture will be forever on the internet

>tfw your face is the main reason of pretty much all your insecurities and social autism

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She is lying to get drugs or favors from you, while never letting you fuck her. Whores gonna whore

My face, my height, my weight, my everything

Yes and they are proud of it. Black Men are extremely desirable and hot and there is nothing wrong about saying it publicly.

A Venezuelan guy complimented my looks.

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was she a qt

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heh, that sucks
we gotta do something about our disgraceful appearance, user

>talking to a girl
>joke about and say I snore because I have a deviated septum
>"there's a simple operation for that“
>stares at my face
>wut?
>"I was going to say people can get cosmetic surgery at the same time, but you really don't need it"
so long, virgins

>tfw a guy tells you you have nice eyes

Don't think he was even gay, more like a normie chad hitting on random girls. Felt weird

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>take the iron pill, become kinda Jow Forums
>girls think I am a bouncer when I am outside smoking, showing me their passports and giggle
>even happend that qt young girls in the club came up to me and asked if they could touch my muscles
>get compliments on all social media when posting pics for how big I am
>when I met my gf she told all her friends that she just met the Hulk
>old injury starts to make problems
>go to the gym less and less, having pain, losing all motivation (all or nothing)
>keep eating big to at least stay big
>actually become fucking fat
>mfw today my mates say stuff like "well, you are not an ugly person, you should just lose some weight..." "come on, lose 10kgs and go slay pussy with us"

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Switzerland has the funniest posters on Jow Forums

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user said I was qt as kid, but what if he's a lolicon?

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Same, but she was like 70 years old

lol

>tfw fat and unattractive woman wants the d
What do I do?
she is quite nice but frankly disgusting to me. I am 29 year old virgin though.

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>only old people compliement my looks

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>70 y.o. girl

>f*nnshit
>attractive

>got new glasses
>sister says I look like an interior designer

I always hated this dumb bitch

>tfw you look younger than your age
>tfw some mif treat you like a little boy and you don't know if you should feel castrated or aroused about it

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>got new glasses
>sister says I look like an interior

mon cheri t'as l'air chic
that's what she said?

>you're cute user, you just need to approach girls

Protip: If you think you are a 5/10 a girl see you as 6/10 if not more because you don't like guys while she do, it's the same reason why you could find somewhat cute and sexy a 4/10

>i'm 207cm
Height is the single biggest factor in human attraction.
You will appear attractive to the vast majority of girls regardless of your facial appearance.
I've noticed this myself. If a man is taller, I tend to critique his face less.

Meant for

but you just proved that all these rating are underage bullshit. if someone seems cute and sexy to you they are obviously not 4/10 to you. also 5/10 literally means average, which means most people. but everyone wants an above average gf. that makes no sense.

>never complimented by anyone

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I'm in a similar situation at work. The silly cow started flirting with me outrageously the moment we met and said she loved me soon after. No way I'm getting involved with that, she makes my skin crawl. Maybe if she was a nice, sane person and we got along well the companionship alone might be worth it in the long run, but in this case I'd rather chew my own dick off.

youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

your writing style is good and i like it how you made an effort to illustrate your post.

>you're so sweet user if only you weren't gay
>but I'm not gay
>hehe you're so silly

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Thank you user but I don't need your pity

Never happened besides one single mother on tinder complimenting my eyes

but something made her make a move? maybe your body language.

I'm jealous
Congratulations, bro

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I wish I had a white aryan gf just to give her to big black bulls and watch her slut herself and get creampied by them

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I swear i have never been approached by a girl once in my life.
I never really gave any thought as to my face but it must be inhumanely disfigured and i am experiencing a psychosis believing i am normal.

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Pekka?

I am wholy Swedish, maybe some german admixture since my hair is brown and my eyes are green but no asian admixture

girl yesterday said she liked my shirt
still didnt get laid despite being high and drunk together

Maybe at first before I got to know her, but even then I only make a few jokes and was being friendly. However, the girl is deranged and I later found out she has a history of bizarre stalker like behaviour. A 5/10 might have potential if they are cool and fun to hang out with but an emotional wreck like is minus 2 points at least.

>at work
>talking to girl who is actually attractive, from a neutral viewpoint, at least an 8/10
>she says she finds guys with long hair sexy
>I have long hair
>realise she might be hitting on me
>get really flustered
>say that 'the problem with long hair is that it gets stuck in your keeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyboard'
>pretend for a few seconds that my hair is stuck in my keyboard
>throw the keyboard into the air
>say 'g-got it unstuck'
>key lands and smashes
>she stops talking to me

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Holy autismo.

lmao you overdid that one a bit, lad.

Lol, what did you want to show with that trick?

>girl asks for my social media
>i only have whatsapp
>i give her out of education, but i don't find her attractive
>we talk a bit
>she sends a message, I don't respond it and we never talk anymore

dodged a bullet

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lol

a girl said I was cute

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lmao that's also me

A girl complimented my dick

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This is natural selection. History repeats itself im going to do the same thing i remember this before i was here an

Never happened to me.
My brother gets complimented by friends and relatives alike but I lost the genetic lottery and I will never get complimented ever.

lol