Be American

ah, the superior life in jew york city, tell me more

Urban sprawl shithole doesn't sound much better desu

My neighborhood isn’t sprawled, dumb ass.

How many people live in your city?

Around 8-9 million in the city proper

>ugly
no
>boring
>no
>depressing
>no
>cultureless
>maybe

You have to be on outdoorsy type person out here or you'll be miserable. For me it's paradise.

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Cityfags be like
>ugh I hate people
>population: 8.623 million (2017)

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Cityfags don't know what true happiness is, they claim to love the city but always complain about how they're depressed and hate people. Then they turn around and get angry at flyovers for claiming that they like to live in sparsely populated areas with nice nature lmao.

I simply cannot imagine living in a place with minimal human contact.
Being able to just take the subway with millions of my fellow New Yorkers every day as we all collectively get pissed at the MTA is what makes us feel like we have a community.
When everyone is driving to work on the other hand, you’re isolated and pretty much imprisoned in your metal box known as the automobile.

>driving to work
heh..

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>new york 9 million
>paris 13 million
>isn't urban sprawl

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Where's that

It's so ironic though because New Yorkers hate other people. Have you ever gone outside the city before?
Washington state

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>pretending to enjoy seeing several thousand unfamiliar faces every day
Pls stay in your inhumane sardine can shithole.

coasties are unironically retarded

Can't say your post didn't make me smirk

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You'd be the same if your country was similar in size to Russia.

drive to work
drive to school
drive to groceries
drive to diner
drive to church
drive to park
drive to beach
drive some more
get in your cage
to get to your cage
and when you age
we'll put you in a fancy cage

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i don't get the hate for people who don't want to live in a city.

Its because you people are generally dumber and live dumb lives. I think the user in captures it well.

We're dumber because we drive everywhere?

You’re dumber because of how you organize your cities.

Restricting yourself to just one mode of transportation because of stupid urban planning is why you’re dumber.

Look at how cities like Amsterdam and Copenhagen are laid out. They’re walkabe, bikeable, and have amazing mass transit.

The cities are built to move PEOPLE, not cars.

nobody gives a fuck retard, if I wanted to go sit on a bus filled with shit stained and piss stained homeless niggers I'd go to new york.

>i'm stupid because some city planner didn't do his job right
I imagine that you were standing next to the city planner when he made your neighborhood huh?

Uh
This town was already here when I moved. I didn't plan shit. And we do have bike lanes and buses.

Work provides a distraction from an otherwise empty and meaningless existence. I would have probably killed myself long ago if I was a neet. Don't get me wrong, work fucking blows but sobriety with nothing to do is even worse.