/smg/ - Stock Market General

Posting like I said I would comfy.

КOT

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What is the point of having a post market thread?

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bosed kot poster

delete this Disney will own the premier streaming platform in 5 years

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Asian and euro markets. Us burgers aren’t the only posters.

the КOTs must flow

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Not trying to trade yet, just hodl and collect dividends

dont bully the povertyfriends

Ever hear of thing called FUTURES

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So it begins

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hes right though. the guys better off doing almost anything else. 1 share of each of those isnt gonna do anything at all

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This, it's actually a very good rule to wake up before the markets open and look at the Asian Markets and European Markets because if both of them tank then you can pretty much expect the US to tank as well. If you pay attention to the other markets you would be surprised how much their bullshit influences one another.

MY NAZI KOT SAYS UR WELCOME

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you underestimate the power of the ETF
10x SPY returns are guaranteed while degenerate options traders get trashed

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but they're ripping us off in trade

>10x SPY returns are guaranteed
call me when it happens lad

NEGATED WITH JEWKOT

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Fuck, I tried to catch the HMNY knife. This shit is going to drop hard tomorrow and I don't have afterhours trading.

I DESTROY UR JEW KOT WITH MY ANGR KOT

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Yeah, I'm not saying they aren't. I'm just saying that if you care about making money pay attention to the other markets before ours opens. I have saved myself a lot of heart ache from knowing simply from looking at both Europe and Asia whether or not it's going to be a red week.

Didn't even buy anything today, holding cash into tomorrow

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HMNY was a fucking mistake, glad I dropped that shit.

honestly all the defeatism makes me want to buy some. this is despair

NEGATED W SMILING CAT

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Is it Saturday on /b/ or something? Can we like shitpost about politics or speculate about currency pairs?

>Didn't even buy anything today
this reminds me
i havent eaten anything all day

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all of teh above
get comfy
stay comfy
KOT-LYFE

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Where the new podcast?

Plunked down $2K on KHC today. It's gonna be all right.

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Gotta eat to be strong

No clue where to even dump my money into, but that's what after market is for eh?

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is it daily now? i thought it was wednesday and friday

also
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT THIS SITE ALLOW WEBMS/MP4s WITH SOUND?
IM MISSING LIKE HALF OF MY ARSENAL

DAT AMRS AFTER HOURS PUMP

further to this daily RSI just dipped a toe in to oversold territory (29) at close. All on zero bad news.

If this doesn't pump by end of week I should probably pack it in and quit trading.

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*psh* Comfy comand *psh*
*psh* deploy art KOT *PSH*

the shekel will be strong against the dollar

Only on Monday Wednesday Friday

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Talking about Tetra Bio-Pharma btw

AMD blows minds at computex tonight?

picked up 2019 $15 calls

I just got an email from my Merrill lynch broker (I have a guy who manages my CMA for now.. I want a year of trading under my belt before I fuck with it) and he just bought some stock in Phillip Morris tobacco ... chart actually looks good and they're switching their investments to cater to smokeless futures and ecigs. I dont fo longholds like I keep saying, but if that is your thing, that is a better buy than $GIS and $KHC imo. It gapped down harder and faster and will probably have a stronger recovery based on their fincancials

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dude looks fucking PISSED at how shite his portrait came out

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I just found out my church is worth enough to be on the S&P 500. BASED. How can I find out what stocks they are holding? Truly Jesus is the best financial advisor

kutv.com/news/local/mormonleaks-says-new-documents-link-lds-church-to-companies-worth-over-32-billion

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Phillip morris is NOT a better buy than Gis or kraft
and MO is better

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WOAH

how do I trade this shit? I want to invest in MRMN

>all these cat posts
Sorry to bother you guys, what subreddit is this?

stupid motherfucking goyim general.

>not liking kot posts
HELLO, REDDIT

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NIGGER

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cats are for virgin redditers
dogs are for alpha chads

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Oh good i'm in the right place then.

You don’t belong here m8

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DOGPOSTERS GTFO

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I regret to inform you that dogs are infinitely superior to diseased cats friends.

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This is a good week to learn how to trade futures boyos, they are like options but without the greek decay bullshit and cheaper trading fees.

June contracts are comming due so there will be nice swings to pivot. I reccomend a 34 point LR band with +/- 2 sd tracers as a pivot guide for start stops. Remember dont go in more than 1 contract for any 10k in your account.

>the chad dog value investor vs the broke cat bagholder

You want to hate on that man's bitch you're going to be treated like one.

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look at this kike kitty, perfect fit for you huh Shlomo?

Cat is mascot of the flat trading pattern. When stock trades in narrowing price range along flat mean, it shall be called 'catish'.

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Here's the thing about dogs. They are genetically bread for thousands of years to instantly love you from birth.
When I meet a dog friend, I feel like I'm cheating because it likes me.
Cats, on the other hands, only evolved along side humans due to catching mice in grain storage during the rise of agraculture. They are less dependent on humans and couldn't give a damn if we died.
If you're friends with a kot, you know it actually likes you. dogs have been brainwashed from birth to like you

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PURE HATE
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DOGS

youtube.com/watch?v=7B6D8N3pA4k

s'adorable innit?

How can they compete?
You are nothing but servants to cats, they will never love or respect you.

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What is an LR band
When you say June Contract, are you talking about es=f ?

stay cucked catfaggot

>d-d-dogs don't really love you, it's all artificial!!! it's not like demoesticated house cats only live because we feed them everyday!

go back to israel

so what? women are generically bred to love me but that dont stop me. are you saying cats are men and you gonna work to make them love you? that's some gay shit comfy

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I don't know if I'd get this mad over an afterhours shit posting convention. Although dogs are superior in every way.

this is what people dont seem to understand.
i can summon any cat with little to no effort.
this is due to my innate inner beauty that the cats can sniff out from miles away. being unable to tame the domesticated kitty is proof of weak moral fiber

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Do you have any reasons as to why MO is the better buy?

>women are generically bred to love me
dont flatter yourself user

I too am pretty good at getting my self pussy

t. triggered dog cucks.
Just accept your dog wouldn't love you 50,000 years ago until they were (((brain washed))) by (((big hunters)))

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the two skills are interchangable

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>Just accept your dog wouldn't love you 50,000 years ago until they were
>50,000 years ago
Thank god I made the cutoff

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wew

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Altria dpoes alcohol as well
Philip Morris is pretty much just Marlboro

has anyone ever seen, or been to, rhode island? im convinced it doesnt exist.

also nebraska

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Buffet (Warren ) lives in Nebraska, so it must be real

Is all this going to be in the podcast?

>dog
>cucks
not possible. cat cucks are the ones who spend their whole life chasing an animal who will never love them. dog chads get 80% of the returns in the stock and crypto markets. ever wonder why you're poor? its probably because you're a cat cuck.

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I've been to Rhode Island. They are known for their sausages and clear broth clam chowder. They used to have brothels, but not anymore.

Yes. I'm going to use the power of my position to remind all dog cucks how their dog is the goy of the animal kingdom.
DISGUSTING
Also all pitbulls should be gassed

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islam does not approve of dogs you dog lover

Oh christ, you definitely haven't dealt with a lot of dogs because dogs can definitely hate people. Dogs are still way better than cats.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_cats
WTF I LOVE ISLAM NOW

Comfy you are making a mistake. /smg/ Threads won't be able to handle a dog vs cat debates because it will turn into nothing more than shit posting.

>implying /smg/ was already just shitposting

The same fucking rule applies to threads, Comfy.

Don't shit where you sleep and don't shit where you post. You will regret it.

This honestly, not to mention it's AH.

this is one of the things that brought my attention to it. it would make sense that buffett-sama (a man of unbelievable wealth) would choose to "live" in a "place" like "nebraska"

i think its a misdirection...
but from what?

MARKETS CLOSED
TIME TO SHITPOST

Market's closed see ya tomorrow.

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