Hurry biz I need your help

tell her you have about 1,000 and then watch her revel the nature of women

im unironically autistic and im not this much of a pussy

Please guys help me. Should I say 5 like the first user said or something else? I am getting a lot of different answers but I need to respond soon so she doesn't lose interest

"oh no i only had a handful and sold them off about 3 years ago when it started to get big"

Larp iMessage

Uhh guys what do I say?

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good larp op. here is a real conversation

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terrible bait.

Tell her Jack or another friend told you that they were sleeping together. Act as if you know 100% it is a fact and that you are alright with it and just want her to be honest with you. Then she will tell you the truth.

She's not going to lose interest if she messaged you at 9am and again at 5pm. If anything don't respond right away, it makes you seem a little too eager. She's asking you how much money is in your wallet and frankly it's a pretty rude question so don't just tell her spot on how many fucking btc you have. Just imply you have a substantial amount and laugh it off. Stop sending creepy smilies and don't apologize for bothering her when she's clearly bothering you.

lmfao

see

Just say its a tough question and that you reinvested in your own startup as well as some properties (plural). Makes you sound loaded, smart & ambitious

Also casually mention your gf.. Like "I'm also trying to help with my gf's modelling career."

Tell her you lost your 10 000btc silk road wallet

This

dude that pic is old af

>'I don't mean to bother' you after she texted you first.

Fucking beta fag.

none of your business roasty

Ok guys I had to hurry with my response because I didn't want her to lose interest. I went with the first user reply. Now she wants to know what other coins I have. What should I say?

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Larp

Tell her you reinvested most of your btc into ethereum a couple years ago,

180k dogecoin

Clearly a larp, but "I don't mean to bother you" WTF she messaged you first.

Say you are 90% in on chainlink and have nearly $900,000 worth that should be 900 million in 3 years

Make this good OP, your're no millionaire, but you're on your way. This woman is a hoe, play it out with that in mind.

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this.

kek he is a beta male

>capitalised her own name but not his
very, very disrespectful

5/10 larp OP

you'll be surprised at how many males don't catch up to their shams, they think with their smaller head.

"OK, Have fun!!! ::::DDDDD

The way you replied with 'oh hello!' totally tells us your a fkn virgin.

Don't specify, but tell her BTC is just 20% of your portfolio since you smartly invested in other projects. She will do the math.

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Thanks, she has not responded yet. Should I ask her something else or wait for her to say something?

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Tell her you have 300 eth

Right now or wait for her to reply first?

If you're not larping you might as well end this now. She'll eat you alive the second you two meet up in person.

in her eyes you are a chink scammer

dude pls kys this is the most obvious photoshop ever, you can even see it in the text

Just wait... should give you an "okay" blowjob once she finished counting 1 and 1 together

wait

dayum trips of truth

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She will undoubtedly ask how many so upto you user

What does she look like? Is she hot? Be coy and say you only have a few hundred eth left if she asks. Explain that you diversified into real estate.

Ask her for bobs and vagene

hard ignore and block on all social media

Why the fuck would she think that? She knows who I am we just never talked before until now

i always say i dont want to bother you when ppl text me first, to show them that i value their time, so if they are texting me first, they should value my time as well and not text me some bullshit. its being passive aggressive or when i just want to be polite and say bye in a way they wont be ready for

tell her to come to your apartment if she wants to see your coins

OP clearly lives with his parents.

Jesus Christ. Being this beta. You. Will. Never. Make. It

Lol you're even a beta faygot in your LARPs Jesus Christ man

“How much do you want to buy? :p”

So? My parents don't mind when I get noisy with a girl, if there might be grandchildren in for them.

>sherman

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Yes she is. We have never really talked before but I think she would still know I do not have real estate

>Make fake IM conversation
>Post on /biz
>Retards fall for it

Never change /biz.

She still has not responded should I wait any longer or just say something now? And how many ETH should I say I have?

T H I S

except say somthing like 0.35 instead of 0 for her not to reply "haha r u joking right"

This lol. I'm amazed everyday

THIS

This. Even his larp is betacuck lol.

photoshop faster pls

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD THAT COMES OF THIS

NOTHING

Don't mention real estate then, be coy and say you have around 600 or so eth if she asks.. also wait for her to respond don't be a desperate faggot

Ok thanks I will wait

Jesus, what a cuckfag

Just message her asking her if she wants to fuck, if shes serious about your money, she will bang you.

You then fuck her and use her, as you know her angle.

Women are simple creatures, don't get sucked in, get sucked off.

Gold digger why do you want that????

Tell her you have millions of COUCHAIN the next big thing.

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>>Never dated a Stacy, stay poor.

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DONT TELL HER AND FOR YOUR SAFETY NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE CRYPTO

damn this joke has felt into the abyss... no one gets it now it seems

>TA is diving the peak point with the bottom point

fucking tea leaf reading brainlets

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Tell her you have 500000 LINK

Tell her it kinda made you rich.
Tell her to meet for a coffee at Starbucks.
Let her pay.
Take her home.
Fuck her.
Fuck her again.
Fuck her as often you can.
Tell her you were joking you don't have any coins left, you just wanted to see if she only fucks cause of coins like the stupid whores you heard about.
Dump her.
After dumping tell her it was a joke you are indeed rich of coins.

but have her take the psycho test and if it's over 3, check your brakes and tires every day for the rest of your life

She'll think hes a bum and loser, also low IQ for buying into LINK in the first place.

Probably will block him as soon as she sees the LINK text. Don't be stupid idiot, keep that shit on the down low.

It's really dumb and embarrassing to tell people you bought LINK.

The only reason she'd be interested is for your money because she isn't interested in a """male""" who uses that many goddamn smiley faces in a fucking text, you cringey faggot

Just call the police and get her pay you for new tires. Even more fun

Quit LARPing retard

PLS RESPOND

I did until it went crazy and I sold them at 18 thousand-then bitch about taxes

i'm glad that the larp i invented is being used by other anons, although you did a terrible job with your delivery. here's your (You), faggot.

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mind if i save this image?

OP you are an absolute cuck

this
op not even 10000 btc are saving your betaness

god u sound like a beta faggot, and ur name is Sherman... kill yourself Lmao

This.

This unless OP uses the money talk to segue right into offering to pay her for sexual favors

underrated. how did anyone miss this name?