I am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin

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I’m a virgin who have kissed and hugged only once with my ex 10 years ago.

How mamy girls have you asked on date this year?

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Does a greeting hug with a girl ,that is not related to you , count as a hug

I am ugly thus I have barely any interaction with women anyway
Asking them out would be out of place

Pic or didnt happen
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

I had sex twice yesterday with my girlfriend. Once in the morning when we woke up, and once in the car before she went to her mothers because we got horny kissing goodbye.

>Pic
No way lmao

Zero.
I’m hole up in my room all day long and don’t have any male friends who can interact with me.

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0, none, zip, zero, nada

for most people, its honestly this

sex is overrated
when i had sex for the first time, i expected too much and was disappointed
get the cunt off the pedestal, its just a cunt
a slimy meaty wound that some are obsessed with
im not saying its bad, its good, but not as great as i thought it would be
nothing worth obsessing about
besides, the society that is about to collapse pushes sexual obsession to inhumane levels, along with gladiatorial spectacles, chefs, overindulgence, degenerate bizarre fads and promotion of degeneracy altogether
cut it out of your life, view sex like a normal person, its natural, it is for procreation only
stop
watching
porn

Stupid OP zoomer virgin faggot bitch crybaby pussy NEET

not even that concerned about sex desu, just want companionship

How? I kissed girls when I was in nursery and primary school. Had girlfriends in year 5 and 6. I remember when I was in year 1 (we were all 6 or 7), I went around slapping every girls asses and got in trouble for it with the teacher.

>sex is overrated
It's not, you're just shit at it and probably have a small cock.

don‘t we all?

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love is a meme

Im 22
Why do you assume that im underage

That's a non-problem unless you are some sort of neurotypical moron.

t.32 year old wizard

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I don't even care about the virgin or kissless parts anymore, I would be happy just have a girl I can hug even if we never have sex.
I honestly think I'll end it all when I turn 30 in 3 more years.

I tried Tinder for like a month
I could only get 2 matches the whole time and only one responded and then she stood me up on the date

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you never held a girl's hand?!
WHAT A LOSER
jesus christ, man

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99% of people who get laid regularly NEVER put any effort into it. It just happens naturally at some point. If you have to "work" for it it means that you are ugly and defective, and you will never EVER be happy.
That's how natural selection works.

not if we just rape

I don't trust adult male virgins. Literally anyone can get laid. Being a 20+ virgin is a HUGE red flag for serious and possibly dangerous mental health issues.

I would never be friends with a guy if he was over 20 and never kissed a girl or a had a gf.

>I don't trust adult male virgins. Literally anyone can get laid.
We can. But who would want to sleep with landwhales. I'd say most virgins are quite sane.

I fucked 5 girls this year and i'm not even handsome.

Are you even trying Jow Forums?

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hey guys we found a loser here!
look at him, his penis has never touched the sweet juices of a girl since he was born
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[spoiler]im a 34 year old wizard[/spoiler]

>tfw can't even look people in the eyes
23 and still a virgin. I don't think it's ever gonna change so I'm just gonna accept that and move on.

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>>tfw can't even look people in the eyes
I have that problem too
checked btw

The same insights that handed me the skills and confidence needed to understand the social world and get laid at this point so late in life, is the same dark knowledge and meta-awareness that is giving me the most horrifying existential dread that I ever experienced about reality and existence.

I'm wondering if it was all really worth it

iktf

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it just doesn't make any sense to why I can't make eye contact. I just don't get it, that and I can't even have a conversation without being nervous and having my heart beat a million time a minute. I just wasn't made for this world.

>tinder
Kek. Dancing lessons, yoga, figure skating, night club, school campus, opera, meetup discords or badoo.

Pic related.

Because your mind is stucked around age 16.

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hi achmid

it's your mind being acutely aware of the situation
it is fixated on your problems, and you are deadly aware if you "spill the beans"
trust me, I've had 34 years to think about this

a good way out of it is anger, or to start focusing on other things (but that is hard)
anger makes you shift focus toward others
just hate the pieces of shit around you, user
focus on what disgusting pieces of shit they are

You can objectiy tell that you're ugly as a male. That disorder is for females who shoot too high anyway since there's undoubtedly males that would be with them. But if you're a man and you have
>Short height
>Bad posture
>Shit frame (wide hips, stuby legs, narrow shoulders..)
>Balding
>Pray eyes (big wide eyes with upper eyelid exposure)
>Crooked nose
>No jawline
>Recessive chin
>Disproportionate ears
>negative canthal tilt

Or any disability or fucked up injuries
If you have 5 of those you're ugly. If you have all of those you're a 0/10

It is absolutely unrelated to what i said. In fact i claimed exactly the opposite. Those "crabs" that can easily get laid WILL get it no matter what, no one can pull them back and prevent from reaching it. But if you are that "crab" that is in the very bottom of the basket you won't ever reach freedom no matter how hard you try.

>>Bad posture
>>Shit frame (wide hips, stuby legs, narrow shoulders..)
>>Balding
>>Pray eyes (big wide eyes with upper eyelid exposure)
so I guess I'm attractive
phew

This. Even when talking about "ugly" women people only mention obesity. The only way a woman can be ugly is when she is fat. Otherwise there are always HUNDREDS of guys ready to date her and stick a cock in her.

I understand your anger and frustration, bros. I only just got laid for the first time last year, a few months before my 22nd birthday. That girl is now my gf. It really just happened by chance, that I met her through a friend of mine and we really hit it off. I’m veeerrrrry skinny (6’2 145 pounds) and not very attractive face-wise, oily skin and acne, but she likes me for who I am, and because I provide some stability in her life. Also because I have a big dick and my depression medication makes it hard for me to cum, so I last a long time in bed.

I had to summon a lot of courage to ask her out. She looks waaaaaaaay out of my league, and I was just going to leave it be, but I did summon the courage and now I’m happy. Just believe in yourselves user, and unironically be yourself. I always thought it was meme advice but it’s actually true.

>I'm 6'2
Of course

fucking hell why was i born such a pathetic retard

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>6'2
try that again and this time be 5'7

Height don’t mean shit if you look like a literal skelington

The amount of cope is absurd. Women evolved to be pretty. Men evolved to be the best. You absolutely dont need looks as a man in order to seduce woman. If you needed that, the pic related wouldnt be a thing. Men would evolved to be pretty looking as well.

Your reading ability is very poor. Have you ever read a single book in your life?
>member of the same group will try to reduce self confidence out of competitive feelings.
Many anons on Jow Forums are trolls or worse: assholes who are spreading lies (memes) in order to make other anons give up and hopefully kys. The anonymity here brings the worst out of certain people. Here is nice example he will rather pretend to be suicidal retard rather than actually using critical thinking and figuring out why is he such a loser.

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tfw nonkissless, nonhandholdless and nonhugless but still a virgin

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Same at almost 23

How? Dude, just relax and talk to women. In time you will make it.

>Pick related wouldn't be a thing
>Only top 20-25% of men look above average according to women
? Do you have brain damage?

Lmao, you'll be alone and miserable and posting on a similar thread in 5 years max. Screencap this.

He is right. I don‘t find most men attractive.

>Your reading ability is very poor.
No yours is. You won't lower self-esteem of a person who gets laid regularly no matter how much you try. Such person doesn't need to do ANYTHING to get laid, he gets it automatically.
Others who don't have sex won't achieve anything just because they try, they're doomed to fail.
Seriously just because you keep copypasting random articles that you don't even understand from wiki, doesn't mean you're guru or an expert. Everything you say is load of idiotic bullshit.

>gymcel
Kek!

Same
>How mamy girls have you asked on date in your life?
ftfy
zero

What difference does it make to my argument. It actually supports it. I never denied what says there, it just doesn't make sense for him to make it seem like looks don't matter

An Hero before it gets any worse.

If looks mattered for men in order to propagate their genes, we would end up kinda like peakcocks where males are fabulous and females are brown average nothing.

The crab bucket analogy also works in this scenario
>people who have sex (normies) coming here and laughting / baiting immature retards into suicide because they want them to see suffer.

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That's not how genetics work my brainlet friend. I for example have my mothers chin (it's fucking nothing) and height. Besides for thousands of years patriarchy was a thing. Women often didn't get to choose. Sexual evolution is a recent event and it's still only present in half the world. You can't change the entire gene pool in 50 years tho I'm sure women would if they could. You still didn't disapprove that the traits i mentioned are objectively unattractive

i'm going to be trying to join the army in 7 months
if i cant then i'm out of options and it seems that i will do just that

Sexual revolution*

I'm going to get green tea extract as an anxiety medication so I can act like a non-spastic around girls wish me luck

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Imagine actually believing glorified caffeine extract with polyphenols will help treat your social autism

it's the theanine bruh
and it might help with sleep too so it'll probably be useful anyway
stress is a physiological response
i am a bioengineer
your negativity does not affect me

>he will rather pretend to be suicidal retard rather than actually using critical thinking and figuring out why is he such a loser.
Well, then he IS a suicidal retard.

The problem is you think like women.
>I'm too ugly for any girl to like me
Women don't know what they want. They think they do, but deep down many are simply children who want a man to make the decision for her and make it seem like it was hers. It's like how you don't ask where she wants to eat cuz she is gonna say anywhere and then when you list off places she will reject them all. She wants you to TELL HER where you're going to eat. In this way you have to make her know you catch her eye and that she wants you. You got to put yourself out there and be confident and even if you are ugly as sin your personality will get them.
>B-but but but your just a chad
That exact line of thinking is where you are and if you continue to think that way it's how you will stay. Simple as.

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>jest be confident
easier said than done

You need certain status for that. There's no way to make it seem that way if you're loser

what does being a loser entail in this context

No girlfriend before. And not voulenteraly

Then order L theanine you mong, being a bioengineer doesnt mean shit. Show me a meta analysis of green tea having benefit for sufferers of diagnosed anxiety - you cant

Also I have green tea extract with a certificate of lab analysis. I have tried varying doses from 100mg to 1 gram and never experienced anything but caffeine like effects. YMMV obviously but I'm trying to help you avoid making a dumb purchase sven. Look into meditation which actually can help your anxiety long term

Hey where did you find a picture of my pantry??
I just ran out of the Whey protein though.

>polyphenols
what about phenolphthalein? someone mentioned it in an anxiety treatment context on /b/ but i am not sure if that's true

I can't find a meta analysis within the tolerance time limit of an internet debate, but I can find lots of studies showing good results, besides the trillions of self-reported benefits
and popular knowledge already acknowledges green tea as a calming drink, even so you need like 10 cups to get the l theanine levels of the average supplemental pill

I don't know how much l theanine is in a your extract, it could be like 10% for all I know
and the thing I'm buying costs only like half a pound per gram, it's like 12 pounds for 2-4 months dose
meditation might be good though

>10 cups
what about the caffeine levels? you won't be able to sleep, nigga

that's why you take a pure theanine pill instead of drinking a gallon of tea like a madman

Its ok

If you are not handsome you are only bound to be hurt by women, so dont bother. Every single one Ive been with made me feel like I was her 89th option on her list because handsome men wouldnt even touch them.

ah! clever

Go ahead and try, I'm not trying to put you down. Green tea/extract won't hurt but it also wont fix your anxiety problem completely. Good luck

lost my virginity 9 days ago, never thought that was gonna happen

yeah, though I'm not super anxious
it's just that I'm avoidant, and it might lower the threshold a bit so I can socialize better and gain experience

How much did you pay?

I fucking hate this mentality.
"Experts" in my country claim in the media that our patriarchal society favors men because being promiscuous is praised by society if you're a man, but frowned upon if you're a woman. What they don't say is that being a virgin is viewed as positive if you're a woman, but very negative if you're a man.
This means women can do what they fucking want and be praised for it, while men keep being pressured by arbitrary and shallow expectations and criteria so they're either double standard patriachs or dangerously insane madmen.

14$, 4$ for beer and 10$ for weed

i am only a kissless virgin

How much weed you get for $10? A gram? Our new government controlled weed ranges from $9-50 a gram depending on the quality