I'm 28, lift, have a 6 figure job, vacation, do recreational drugs, fuck women and even sometimes distance run in my free time.
I look decent, probably 7/10 and am considered by most to be an outgoing, alpha male. I probably have slept with 200-300 women in my lifetime and can only remember one time in my life that a woman turned me down for sex once I took her home.
Are other guys in /biz like this or are they mostly acne ridden 35 year old incels? Is it a joke or a reality?
pretty much same as you OP
im 5'8
8" cock
hot wife
steady job
about $5k in crypto
banged around 50 chicks in my life
i feel bad for the nerds that actually have that problem tho.. dang.
34
130k a year job in the midwest
two year old BMW M4, 500+hp
two motorcycles
nice house
$100k in crypto
can deadlift 400+ @ 170lbs
do brazilian jiu jitsu (8 years)
feelsgoodman
user I assure you many 28 year old NEET virgins like myself browse this board and we are just as amazed people like you exist as you are of us
200-300 women? Wtf? From picking up women in bars or what?
>all these boomers itt
24, 5 figure Engineer, worked a year since graduate.
Virgin, basically the definition of an incel.
I welcome it. Smoke a lot of pot.
>be in Army
>get TS/SCI
>unlimited job potential
>work every other year as a contractor
>make over $200k when I do work
>in my off year right now
>oh my God it's amazing
I got into crypto in 2013 as well. I'm 30. You all hate me now.
dude I'm 20 and only had 2 wtf 200-300
CHADS GET OUT REEEEEEEE
it doesnt take as much as youd think to become an incel. women are pretty much all attracted to the same type of guy no matter what they say. the dude that looks like a 6/10 in your eyes is a 3/10 in a womans eyes.
>durr dont rate people on a scale its rude and immature hurr durrr
fuck off normie. how else am i supposed to explain the concept that some men are more attractive then others
>no, everyones equal, just get a haircut
i fucking hate you
kys
Enjoy your STDs
>It's another relatively successful faggot feeling insecure about his life and posting to Jow Forums for attention and relief episode
He thinks it will make him happy lol.
28 yr old non boomer here.
All in on REQ and LINK
College dropout
Live with parents
Don't have many friends but the 2 I do have are quality
Don't work much, just 1 or 2 days a week manning the cash register at a small supermarket
Slept with 1 girl and got a blowie of another so not a virgin but not experienced.
Pretty satisfied with my life up till now.
Sounds like your dad wasn't proud of you or something which is why you are fucking so many women and feel the need to post this bullshit here.
Tinder, bumble, craigslist (back when it was a thing). Just be honest about what you're looking for, take somewhat decent care of your body, and be confident. You'd be surprised how many women are just as horny as you.
And i'm sure you feel the need to brag about this on an anonymous Burmese vintage leather wallet crafting image board because you're not insecure and don't secretly hate yourself
Pic is probably you
This is absolutely not true. I'm decent looking. I try to take care of my body. Pretty much average looking all the way around. Average sized cock too. It just takes confidence and honesty.
>he fucks so many women because he wants to fuck his dad
I'm a ~30 year old 9/10 looking neet (disability) cryptomillionaire with a qt gf that is also a cryptomillionaire (I gave her some advice but she invested her own money and she didn't copy me 1:1).
I'm considered a bit weird but I get away with it because of my chad halo.
Tbh, I enjoy having sex with new women, especially when partying. It is truly blissful to be on Adderall / Coke And fucking the living daylight out of some hottie you just met. Women go out of their way on the first few sex sessions, and I'd rather have pornstar like sex every time rather than the first few times and fucking a dead fish for the next 20 yrs
> I probably have slept with 200-300 women in my lifetime and can only remember one time in my life that a woman turned me down for sex
Nice larp you fucking retard.
Post selfie or gtfo
>Adderall
>functional dick or sex drive
Haha. Stop fantasizing you fucking virgin.
What a wierd haircut
>my single exception toitally disproves your proposed general observation
ah, the logic of the brainlets
While normies and women care about haircuts he's there plotting the next move that will make him $100mil.
>im a waggie
36
6'2"
Fit
Hot wife
3 kids
PhD
130k/year
80k in crypto
Banged 16 women
Forgot to say: speak 5 languages, lived in 3 countries
30
9/10 only because I drink too much
Stopped counting at 30
No fucking clue how many I've hooked up with - got head from.
Been in quite a few, and currently committed relationship.
This board is a mix of both. That's why I like it and keep coming back.
26 and lift.
>Used to be a fat pimply liberal
>Said fuck this
>Lost 50 lbs in 5 months and have maintained a six pack for 4 years
>Now more conservative and pro Trump
>Now get hit on by girls daily
im 23
multi-millionaire
fuck thots to pass time
invent cool shit with my team of engineers
eventually starting a new space start up
big house, bigger yard, supply of infinite beer and weed.
You either sink or swim but no matter what you will always be posting here.
>About to be 29 years old in 2 months
>Lift and in good shape
>7.5 inch cock
>Definitely slept with over 20 different women and then lost count
>Have my own house, gf for 2.5 years, and I'm fucking some of her friends but she doesn't have a clue
That said, I think there are a lot more Chads on Jow Forums because the dudes here like to take risk and enjoy gains.
>27
>poor
>7/10
>can fuck almost anyone I want in my city
>can't be arsed as I just want to get rich
22 yo future millionaire NEET reporting in
Im super cute but shyboi, i just want 1 waifu my entire life. Is that too much to ask of this sick world
>I'm a scum bag aren't you jelly
No would rather be poor and heart broken
what makes you think everyone on here is automatically an incel / basement dweller to even ask that question?
genuinely curious
This
Because that's what everyone calls each other and I thought it might be the case.
he should go hang out at /soc/
37, easy non-physical job paying 74K (4 days a week), do performance enhancing drugs, married, probably dying from performance enhancing drugs, pretty fat crypto portfolio that wife will not get when I die because no multisig smart contract to function as a will, good stock portfolio that's set to liquidate because she doesn't know how to trade. Only banged 6 women because I'm an INTJ and would rather do science.
24
incel
net worth 23.5m
sold multiple companies
Most of the people here that "basement dweller" life turned into living room life in their own apartments/homes but they're life and attitudes don't change . Stoop kid never leaves his stoop.
You are living a life completely based on others expectations of you, completely bereft of any meaning or happiness. Congratulations!
33
neet
cs degree and very skilled at it
virgin incel till 28, really hated it, but then started to really push myself, went to bars etc on my own and talked to everybody, and finally met a really cute girl, now my gf of 3 years this way.
i'm a skinny fat 6/10 nerd btw, so there's hope for all of you incel frens.
Lol, you're fucking me.
...
What I`m trying to say is we're the same. Every word. 24 as well.
I'm 33, sold most of my company two years ago, I started it with 2 other guys 8 years ago and when I left it gave employment to 5k+ people (telecom), been into trading an game development since for luls, married, have a son, I lift 3 times a week.
I've looked better and I'm balding, 5'8, I've fucked 2 women in my whole life.
This life is a cruel joke and you are the one caught at the butt of it for being such a bleeding heart.
You have a .1% chance of being AIDS free.
6'4 white guy at least 6/10 but /soc/ said 7
company worth 400k, no debts in business or personally
do 20k a month (gross), about ready to double that
impressive amount in Precious metals and crypto (I did sell 20 btc before the bubble for no good reason whatsoever, yes I am retarded)
Never really had a girlfriend. I am not a virgin but girls don't like me.
>inb4 wtf??
its personality. I just have a bad one. Sucks... but I really don't like people anyway, although I do desire to BE liked
Wait, you are telling me you are an ass hole but girls don't like you? That's always worked for me.
My nigaaaa.
Meh I think it’s all overrated, maybe..
Could just be the incel in me talking.
Why are you still a Virgin if you don’t mind me asking?
no i'm nice
>these posts
Nobody cares who you are or what you do
I figured that's your problem. You need to learn to be charming but an ass hole.
>29
>6,6 but it's not big deal
>Not a virgin probably have 100 kids banged a small city everyone came from my no big deal 14 inch fist penis
>Make 6 figures every other minute
>Take a few drugs(illegal) no big deal or anything it's chill brah
>Look like Adonis
>Travelled to distant galaxies
>Colonized Pluto
>Mastered phasing through walls
Do incels actually exist? I thought everyone did this basic shit
Lmao
>still posts here
The bragging ones like OP's are boring, yes, but some others can give some insight into life n shit.
yeah it takes so much effort for me
its like having a second job to be charming, attract women, etc.
banged a lot of hookers though. certainly lost count of that.
What's with this whole incel doesn't exist or that it's a meme? There was a fucking sub-reddit called incel where a bunch of whiny-ass low-T bitch-ass-niggas came to cry about their issues instead of fixing them while blaming the world for their problems. I seriously hope that every incel gets lined up and shot.
Yeah but don't sell yourself short, you aren't dumb and women aren't exactly difficult to figure out.
They only cared when I put on the mask
Larping faggot
alot of larping itt
>thanks larping experts
25 m
5'6
Accent
8/10
Artistic
100k+ Salary
Fucked over 150 girls (no larp)
thanks I'll give it a go
5'6" and that many girls.
Doubtful. I actually sleep with a lot of women and unless they are desperate bar whores they wouldn't fuck a manlet with smaller hands then them.
If your life is so great, then why are you here?
The good and the bad
>$150k income, highly educated, travel, physically fit/strong, big dick, have really cool friends to chill or go out with
>5' 7", socially awkward with some people, enjoy solitude too much, gotten laid only a few times
Unironically, this. (no larp)
Cause I'm trying to become a crypto millionaire.
nice
out of all the posts in this thread, provided youre not daydreaming or larping, im most impressed with what youre doing
aside from this guy obviously
hes the most well accomplished itt
incel just means a guy that women dont want to fuck. nothing more. most incels didnt even know there was a word for what they are, let alone posting on reddit about it.
>all the guys women dont want to have sex with need to be lined up and shot
honestly, thats the narrative now. ridiculous
I'm 25, a lawyer and an accountant, virgin, skinnyfat, unathletic, terrible at anything physical, socially anxious and awkward, watches anime and plays vidya all day, that's about it.
I can't convince myself to lift. I don't even know how to start lifting, given how physically weak I am.
>200-300 women
larp
No larp. I wish I was less promiscuous in hindsight
>Women go out of their way on the first few sex sessions, and I'd rather have pornstar like sex every time rather than the first few times and fucking a dead fish for the next 20 yrs
further proof of larp
sex with a gf is much better
if you want pornstar sex you use prostitutes
>cope
>26
>married to a 22 year old girl, we are each other's only sexual partner, kiss relationship ect.
>married since I was 22 and she was 18.
>200k household income in Chicago.
>own a 650k apartment 88 floors high.
>no car.
>spend around 40k per year on average
>zero debt.
>350k in crypto (70% OMG, 20% ETH, 10% BTC)
>750k in stocks/mutual funds/savings.
>Don't like going on vacations, never used drugs or drank alcohol.
>never had to deal with dating whores and dating "culture" like bars clubs ect.
>8/10 6'2" aryan.
>plan on retiring once the next bull run starts, or once OMG gets listed on coinbase.
Which languages?
9/10 anyone who claims to have a "hot wife" useally just has a 30-35 year old ex bar slut caked in makeup with fake dyed blonde hair.
Money, power, success none of it matters. The only thing that matters is how many respectable white children you produce in this world.
Well if not then you really did spend too much time and effort fucking stupid sluts. I fucked 50 girls and it was pointless to waste so much time on that
How does it feel to be mormon?
Goddam keep the larps coming! Good entertainment. Taking coke and adderal and fucking random thots? Anyone who has truly been geeked out will call BS on the fucking part. After a couple of grams your dick doesn’t work and you just want more coke.
200-300 women? So you’ve been picking up on average two new girls every month for 15 years? 1-4 has herpes. The other stats are redic. You have a complex (and simplex).
>I don't even know how to start lifting
its not exactly rocket science. find something heavy and pick it up, repeat until desired results are achieved.
what are you going to do when you retire? fuck vacations i get that, but whats wrong with travel? dont you want to see the world with your own eyes?
I'm 5'11
165lbs, average build
Average dick
Make $80k a year in engineering
7/10 looks maybe?
I've managed to fuck some literal model tier women and have never been broken up with yet I'm nothing really special in the physical department or particularly alpha. I'm really intelligent and well spoken, I also think I dress well.
Basically I'm here to tell you that being witty/kind/well spoken/well dressed can go quite a long way to cover for not looking like a Greek god. I'm basically your typical Jow Forums autist nerd but I can hold a convo and I take care of myself so I get laid. It's not too hard guys, you'll make it.
Isn't that dangerous? What if I die from lifting? I'm a physically weak person.
I'm not Mormon, I'm an atheist.
Not really, I just like staying home all day. I'll probably just be a shut in for a year or 2, then maybe I'll get the urge to travel.
have you found love yet?
I noticed that I actually can't love anyone. I have just been sleeping around with women like you did, not as many but still.
35
Fucked 150-200 vaginas
7inch rod
100k crypto
900k house
Own company and earn 250k+ a year doing easy mode graphic design work mostly packaging
Girlfriend that lets me do what i want
Lift
Good to see its not all just neckbeards in her OP
incel with 70 btc here
i just play fortnite all day
I'm 30
In IT. 135k
Married to a girl that has been with me since well before I made any decent money. She made more than me and carried us financially for a few years.
We have a kid.
Nice two story house.
Two decent cars.
I don't know where I rank out of 10 on looks. Probably not high.
5'11" 205 lbs.
Life is good.
its dangerous not to lift if youre physically weak. you not to be less weak to increase your chances of survival. and not just in a dangerous situation, but just health in general. human body gets stronger if you beat it up a little, thats how lifting works. dont lift more then you can handle, but eventually you will be able to handle more. if you never challenge your body well, if you dont use it you lose it.
Itt boomers who want children to believe that someone with a 6 figure job and a stable wife still measures their dicks, cares about their height and looks, and finds time to post on an anime board about how good their life is.
Your insecurity levels are through the roof.