CTRL + F

>CTRL + F
>no results for "401k"
>no results for "retirement"
the ABSOLUTE STATE of this board. you morons are going to be here in 2058 looking for the easy way to wealth while I'm sitting pretty on $1.9M in my retirement account living off of $90k a year having sex with my 70 year old wife, taking 2 Carnival (balcony room) cruises a year

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>2018
>not maxing 401k
>not maxing ira contributions
>not buying the dip with bitcoin ira

You guys suck at this

fuck your 1.9 million, aint shit faggot

4/10 bait. Saged

401k? LMAO. Might as well throw the money in the trash you'll never see it again for like 40 years. You SHOULD be dead by then if you live a life worth living.

>fuck your 1.9 million, aint shit faggot
more than your $190 robinhood account dipshit

Yeah unironically this, no way 401k bullshit is still around in even 20 years

There’s a loophole to pull your 401k monies out with no penalty fee noobs.

Whats the point if youre 70 yo youll be dead in a few years

>Thinks the world will still be using dollars in 40 years.
Boomer, I...

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Why would I invest in something that I can't access for 40 more years?

How do you even know US dollars are going to be worth anything by that time?

Why wouldn't I invest in crypto which will yield me more profits?

These questions need to be answered first before I cuck myself into investing into a 401k.

No there's not

this lol

i had a 401k and cashed it out as soon as I could
10% penalty is nothing compared to not being able to sell at the peak of a bubble

There's only a 10% penalty to cash out of your 401k early?

Crypto is a dishonest investment strategy. It may make you enormous gains, but not in a way that teaches you sound investment principles.

the retirement plan for most of us is heroing

I normally ignore bait, but I signed up just to upboat this fine specimen of an Asian female

If you tell me I will need to rely on retirement when I am old I'll just kill myself now.

Roth Conversion Ladder

My goal if I make it with crypto is to create a job that I won't have to escape from

who /457b/ here
Fuck an age limit it's mine as soon as I quit

heroing ? Is that close to wyoming ?

Boo-hoo how sad is that huh!
Good thing tears will be hitting the bugatti seat

xD BASED

>taking 2 Carnival (balcony room) cruises a year

(you)

If you trusted the banks, you already lost

>Happily having sex with a 70 year old woman.
You can have that dude, I want nothing to do with that kind of life.

>living past 45

look at this fag, enjoy your fucked joints and backpain boomer

>carnival cruises

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Namaewa onegaishimasu.

Also, didn't banks and/or the government loot people's 401Ks back in the 2008 financial crisis?

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Lmfao

>being old and having sex with your 70 year old wife
>not smashing some viagra and paying for sexy young hookers everywhere