Czech Republic >go to gas station near hotel to buy beer >some junkie dude beats a woman on the other side of the street >cops come and call me since woman says I saw everything >tell them I'm foreigner none of the 4 knows english >speak to them in macedonian and they understand most >one of them tells me to show my passport >keeps me there for 30 mins >checks my pockets for drugs >tells me to go away as far as I can
Russia >near airport >2 anorexic cops show up >none of them know english >speak macedonian to them >they barely understand >tell them I'm tourist >ask me where I'm going >tell them I'm leaving the country and show my bus >they go away
Austria >going to hotel in car >cops stop us >they check my documents >interrogate me in decent english to see if documents are correct >let us go cause driver wasn't drunk
Serbia >police circling around club >ask them for cigarette >they give me cigarette >they ask me from which part of Macedonia I'm from >they say they love rakija from my area >go away
I didn't mention anything about immigration, just like I wouldn't if writing about the Serbian, Croatian,etc. "languages".
John Rivera
Not OP but what exactly is your point here? Our alphabet is different from Bulgarian. Quite a few words are also different. Now what?
Jonathan Hughes
Completely retarded coming from you, most Austrian dialects are more unintelligible with german german than Norwegian and Swedish is.
Languages are literally just political, for that reason every ex-yugo country has its own "language" and for the same reason you have your own "language" while Austria speaks german
Gabriel Smith
>overstaying my visa in germany Based
Jacob Richardson
Asked an American cop for directions in Las Vegas once. He was nice. This is my only dealings with foreign police
Aaron Ward
>overstaying my visa in germany Cringe
Hunter Walker
>we use different alphabet for same language therefore we're not bulgarian kek, who are you kidding, boy?
Mason Cox
Czech Republic >go buying groceries in CZ because in commie Austria supermarkets must be closed on sundays >police stops me on the way back >show us your passport pls >damn, forgot it at home >sir this is a problem you were illegally immigrating to CZ, which is a serious offence, you have to come with me >what I'm not immigrating to your country, I'm on my way home from the supermarket, also here look at my driving license, social security card etc, all has my name, picture and nationality on it >sir please don't cause problems and come with us 30 additional minutes of discussion later I could drive home. What is Schengen even good for when the controls are worse than during iron curtain times?
Owen Johnson
>travelling to finland >wake up after landing, following a guy to find my way through the airport >passport check >autism.exe >go to the EU boot instead of the non-EU >the machine won't accept my passport >finnish cop shows up >'uhh i dont think your country is in the EU yet' >yet He was implying there's some hope. 10/10 nice job finland
Ethan Thomas
Are you a larping underb&?
Isaiah Taylor
it's a very bastardised bulgarian tho
Bentley Jenkins
based serb-bros
I have never come face to face with a cop yet haha
Xavier Moore
>japan >walking from Tamachi station to Rainbow Bridge >see two guys running at all speed towards me >suddenly I'm surrounded by two guys resembling cops babbling incoherent things in japanese >i'm already on guard, has to protect my wallet and passport, but i tell them I don't understand them >they star asking in broken english all kind of pointless questions >still on guard, this situation is so weird and unprofessional that these guys can't be cops >they asked me to open my backpack, i just have a scarf and a book >I hear "kagi" (key in japanese) >the """cop""" behind me literally touched my jean's back pocket where I have the apartment keys without asking >at least one of them asks me to show him my password >reluctant to do it, they could run away with it, but I'd rather run after two suckers dressed as cops than to say no to a real, but autistic, cop >open passport >instead of looking for the stamp that says that I'm legally staying in Japan they only focus on last year's stamp from my previous trip >they talk between them >realize they are too stupid to turn to the next page >grab passport >turn page >show them that i'm a tourist >they leave me alone What in the actual fuck
