/brit/

can see myself in there haha wtf

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Hello lad, how are you going?

always went for girls that were above my standards but the real redpill is settling with one one grade lower than yourself

want a bird to nail my bollocks to a wooden paddle

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know its only 1 o'clock and I haven't had lunch yet but could crack open a can of lager rn

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Don't know what you're referring to? And how old is an older woman?

the custodian will be FUMING

opened this image then screamed

india and china need to just get on with it and balkanise
ridiculous populations for one country

cracked one open 3 hours ago

the concept of getting laid and getting a gf is utterly alien to me. literally have no idea how people do it. im absolutely clueless.

I wear shoes out very fast but I don't walk much

Do it, everyone deserves a beer on the weekend, get amongst it.

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Lost my card have no cash or food in what are my options here? Sell my arse on the street?

Lads, this German is fucking MAD! And here's why...

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just need a world war to fix things

Go to the self checkout and just walk out

>he doesn't have a pint with lunch every day

You can still make withdrawals from the bank if you have two forms of identification and your account number.

Tips for cumming too quick in bad lads?

fuck off poof

me too lad, me too

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Do it in the shower instead, easier to clean up.

try good lads

post your paypal

Why on Earth would anyone go through with this?

is he ever NOT fuming? lad's BP must be off the fucking charts

ffs *bed

Abraham Lincoln, 1860.

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I'm good. Currently on my way home to Aalborg after visiting my parents.
How about you?

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The first gf usually just happens through a series of accidents or natural circumstances, very hard to teach blokes the way of the woman because it's more a thing you look back on and realise how you did it after-the-fact.

FUCK phoneposting, I'm done with this shit

I've got the opposite problem where it takes forever

>Scotland will NEVER EVER be a part of the EU again

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do find it quite wholesome that he only grew his whiskers because some sweet girl asked him to in a letter

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1066668462762876928

Well..?

prefer ipads

well i guess the universe just hates me then

Good weekend, hung out with the lads a few times, probably should go to bed soon though

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S
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Sex videos

Not on a Sunday
Good call

god I wish that were me

scotland will rise again
give them some time next year to catch their breath and the troubles: part 2 will be kicking off by 2020, mark my words

what happened with me 2bh
still don't have a club when it comes to women
i can have them as close mates but don't understand anything outside of that

More like your time just hasn't happened quite yet lad.

Not to worry, the awakening is great.

dunno how anyone can rely solely on their phone for browsing the internet. Jow Forums and yt are shit on smartphone

used to go to school with this guy and he was bullied from year 8-11 for being ugly now he looks like an absolute fanny magnet

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Oh. What time is it?

Some kind of secret transaction?

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And even if they were to secure their independence (doubtful), what exactly is their route to joining the EU when almost every major member would oppose them?

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Just after midnight

UK balkanization in ~5 years

screencap this post

im 30 mate. no woman wants a 30 year old manboy failure.

>open up laptop this afternoon having last closed it this morning at 07:30AM after my 8-hour speedwank session
>greeted by this array

ah yes

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what about when we inevitably vote for independence?
Staying in the EU was probably the single biggest factor supporting the No campaign

I'm used to

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might slip a cheeky finger up the arse during the next wank

see:

im 26

state

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>gonewildaudio

very good lad

>reddit

twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1066642779109961728?s=19

who are you to defy the will of Big Tone

cringe

lol

Me? I'm a fanny repellant

Why cant i look like this

>when almost every major member would oppose them?
Not sure where you're getting that from
There's speculation Spain would oppose them because of its own problems with seperatism but apparently they wouldn't in the event of it having been carried out under a legal, Westminster sanctioned referendum

Quite literally not too late.

You never know when your future gf is gonna come around. You probably haven't met her yet.

I've got faith in yas

what laws were broken? or is that the new cry of the left whenever things don't go their way

My computer is fucked right now. Plus I watch TV with my parents a lot so even when my computer was working it was in a different room (also work).

Hit a cat on the way to work this morning, it was dark and it hopped off the top off a car right under my tire

Went right over the fucker

hope your cars alright lad

Got to say, I really hate all women.

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US military uniforms at the turn of the last century are aesthetic

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hope your cars alright lad

What do you drive?

based

reckon brexit will be like if we were to quit NAFTA but 10x worse

Whether or not an independent Scotland would get into the EU, Brexit has largely guaranteed another referendum would result in a Yes vote.
A far higher proportion of Scots voted to remain in the EU than to remain in the United Kingdom, and to be forcefully taken out of the EU in a vote only 2 years after being told remaining in the UK was the only way to remain in the EU has left an astoundingly bitter taste towards Westminster up here.

Mazda 3 but I’m replacing it soon, thinking of a Subaru

just took 5 valiums

feel like a fucking uncoordinated spastic atm

do you love sue

FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF

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why did you do that

These all look disgusting