/brit/

Criminal enterprise idea: assemble a team of mercenaries decked out in body armour with automatic weapons and have them approach North Sentinel Island by night on go-fast boats with low radar cross sections and or tactical kayaks launched from a support ship a reasonable distance away. There will also be non-military personnel on these landing crafts (these will come into play later).

Once they make land, have the mercenaries clear the island of the natives with ease using superior modern weaponry then bury the bodies in a mass grave under the cover of the canopy.

The non-military personnel who came along will be coca-plantation workers along with some trafficked human slaves (must be very brown / dark black). The coca-plantation workers will begin by clearing low-level vegetation from the island while leaving tall trees alone for essential canopy cover. The trafficked slaves' roles will be to dress as now-deceased Sentinel natives and occasionally make appearances on the shores with their bows and arrows to keep up the facade that all is well.

Once the island has been safely cleared it will be easier to bring in other coca plantation materials again under cover of darkness so as to begin production.

Coca leaf production will proceed undisturbed as the outside world continues to leave North Sentinel Island alone for their own moronic altruistic reasons and with the processing plant set up, brick output will follow shortly.

Perhaps the most difficult logistical obstacle will be moving bricks out and sending reagents (concrete, petrol etc) in. Properly wrapped, the bricks will survive fine in the sea water so they can perhaps be sealed and then moved off-island using unmanned underwater vehicles. Admittedly I don't know enough about UUVs to know if they could conceivably move significant amounts of weight this way - this will need to be looked into further before things get underway.

>Note to GCHQ: this post is just a LARP

edition

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>Note to GCHQ:

ahhhhh that's a good gimmick

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Car parked on drive as a signal they're not interested anymore? Take the drive up around the car

shan't
shall not

pizza time

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brick laying pikey is a bit of an obscure gimmick to sustain for very long but i'll allow it

you would heem me probably

Best place in manchester? Longsight

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need to see a therapist about my JAV addiction

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good read

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would have no qualms genociding the whole of the pikey 'community'. Was creasing when this happened

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-44849155

it doesn't mention that it was pikeys who ran the little pikey over lol. the absolute fucking state of them.

imagine her farts after that mmmm

*badly fits drains and fascias with a 10 year guarantee*
*ceases to exist 24 hours later*

youtu.be/rVqAdIMQZlk

Groovy Choons sub-edition

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coiners on pooicide watch lmao

*squeak*
*parp*
*TOOOT*
oof user i sorry about that! bloody beans egh!

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@/brit/

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bought bitcoin at pennys and sold for THOUSANDS (multiple at that lmao) say what you like but being an eternal no coiner must be awful say more cuz poor

Poor child. May god give him a bed in heaven.

corduroy is such a good look

How can i tell that this was written by a woman?

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oh christ that's a shithole
grew up near there

fucking normies

>sold for THOUSANDS
As in real spendable cash in hand?

i buy btc for drugs all the time

barber told me I would never go bald because my hair is so thick but my crown is looking suspect

It still is an insult you retard lmao

not beans. it's the cheese. doesnt do good for most peoples insides even when we're not lactose intolerant/sensitive
it would revolting and i'd suck it up

*surreptitiously googles corduroy*

I heal every time I drink my coffee

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Want a family and a quiet life in the countryside

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I'm a bricklaying cowboys da du duun taking cheques and reddies from pensioners I don't even know

How do you this isn't hasn't already been done?
They could have fucking UFOs in there and we wouldn't be any wiser.

got fired from tescos lads

not him but i did yeah. don't get this "cant cash out" meme. its not 2011 anymore. it takes 10 minutes and its in your bank lmao meanwhile you're still poor

go on localbitcoin or localethereum and look yourself. 10 minute tansfer windows for thousands of pounds

being positive with your mental health is no laughing matter.

AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

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pay your council tax cunt

yh except i pumped most back into the conventional market stay mad for missing out on free money enjoy work tomorrow btw

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Right i've had enough lads


HOW the fuck do I get a so called 'gf'?

I'm 22, is it too late?

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emojis
facebook post
retarded emotion bullshit

This one time Bitcoin went from 0.002 cents to 60 cents, then it crashed back down to 30 cents
This one time Bitcoin went from 30 cents to 10 dollars, then it crashed back down to 3 dollars
This one time Bitcoin went from 3 dollars to 100 dollars, then it crashed back down to 60 dollars
This one time Bitcoin went from 60 dollars to 200 dollars and it crashed back down to 100 dollars
This one time Bitcoin went from 100 dollars to 1100 dollars and then it crashed back down to 200 dollars
This one time Bitcoin went from 200 dollars to 19000 dollars and then it crashed back down to 4500 dollars

The moral of the story is: Don't buy Bitcoin because you know it's going to crash

LMAO stay poor no coiner

>"he bought into crypto?"
>"crash eet"

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No, go fuck yourself

any jobs going?

had 3 this year, want one more before years end

talk to women

funds are safu

KEEP HOLDING I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE BACK YOUR LOSSES

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

youtu.be/hRbhXsCBLRA

If we kill all the Brexiteer MPs maybe we can still get off this ride

>Did he buy?
>dump eet

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you're healing every time you
>cast cure wounds
>roll your hit dice
>tae a long rest
>consume a health potion

not at all. younger girls actually like a bit of age so long as you have something to show for it.

I bought in 2011 poorfag
enjoy your giro

shoot up da club

hmm, it says here that you quit your part time job at B&M because it was part time
care to explain?

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gutted I couldn't take part in the normandy landings, waterloo, the somme, Trafalgar and burning the white house


absolutely gutted

>depression

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I HAVE A REAL JOB YOU BASEMENT DWELLING PONZI SCAMMED RETARD

The bigger problem is that you think getting a gf is a monumental task

You have underlying mental issues you need to resolve firat

Im actually healing my soul through the lord atm, through forgiveness and faith

Remember that post of the guy who said he gave himself slight brain damage because his room was overheated due to bitcoin mining? Poor feller.

Corrr genuinely can't imagine having more than 2 grand let alone 800, don't think i'd last a week

What skills have you got

She lookin' badder than ever, she feelin' a nigga
She's liking a bredda, she's likin' the cheddar
If you ain't gon' love her forever, then don't even sweat her
Trust me the more girls the better, just hit them whenever
Man, trust me Deno
I ain't tryna be like you
Why not bro?
I've heard your "closure" tune
What you gotta take digs for?
She broke my heart, what you takin' the piss for, man?

[Chorus: Cadet & Deno]
I don't care if she's down
I'm making p's, I make pounds
I don't wanna hear no words of advice
Shut your mouth and turn round
And don't find no gyal off of Insta
Rude Boy
She can't make me her mister
And them girls that slide in your DMs
Probably got a bag of man on the weekend, no

[Verse 1: Cadet]
Just cause the girls got breast and batty
Don't have your eye on her, like Dele Alli
See the footwear, man it ain't too shabby
Got a ting older than me, calling me daddy (swear)
Girl calm down it will be okay
Pulled up in a german, the EO way
Them girls see the boy and get mad (ah shit)
Would'a thought it was a picture from Tion Wayne
Big back, had to grab it like that
Gotta grab my snapchat quick
And snap it like that
Big 35, grabbing chicks at carni
Slow down stop chatting like that
Big batty gyal, I'm the boy that's (Cadet)
Know I love an East African that's (Cadet)
VVS chain on my neck that's (Cadet)
Underrated legend that's (Cadet, Cadet)

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kino
youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>"he sold?
>"pump ett"

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the OKcupid match

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I quit because I was being abused my my manager, deputy manager and supervisor

Im actually healing my self through A&E atm, through bandages and medicine

that's actually a reasonable and easily explainable reason for quitting a job

>yes I quit because there weren't enough hours available; I wanted to give more of myself to the job but the hours weren't consistent unfortunately

Saying that while applying for a full-time position will go down fine.

unironic masterpiece

Got 28k in the bank and doing nothing

For me, its AC/BC

youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0

business idea: hedgehog meat sausages
you could decorate them with the spines and googly eyes if you were feeling extra cheeky haha

Fair play is good sport, you deserved it

Damp eet.

why doesnt moni just become a twitter bot. bet there's tons of weirdos who want to be humiliated by a transitioning paki

have you tried not being mentally ill tranny freak

youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

4/10 fat gf
or
no gf


choice is yours

do NOT reply to amer

well a 4/10 fat gf can be turned into a 7/10 skinny gf

had my first beer yesterday: Labatt Blue. 21 btw, AMA.

people aren't evolved enough to resist junk food

It was the fools who made stools for the wise men to sit on

>mum found my makeup drawer
>she confronted me about it
>she told me "not to do it"

She's genuinely concerned about my safety and that of the family

Quite the eye opener

got 20k maturing soon, what should l do with it unironically?

youtube.com/watch?v=l7b_i50KYxA
this is the best one haha

youtube.com/watch?v=1cLJt0RJJvY
Sound like a pirites movie. Yaaargh, this is must be a treasure island, fiftteen deadman...

Smokin pine as I sky dive off a mountain
In my mind blood squirtin' high out of fountains
Countin corpses in my black fortress
In tha hallway paintin' satanic portraits

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i like that molson canadian. never seen it for sale over here.

New drive?

youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU

Just watching some telly and having some tea atm lads

What about you?

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Oh no no no