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Emma wants me to fuck her holes.

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the norf fc memes are anti northerner propoganda and I shan't be swayed
love the norf me

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VINDALOOOOO
VINDALOOOOOOOOO
AND WE ALL LOIKE VINDALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's not, can't drink or smoke in english grounds
had a great time watching hsv a couple years ago

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In awe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_richest_American_politicians

wtf did they just abandon the game

trailers out in sweden, rasheed

Why is the UK a shithole?

The level of service you get in any industry in the UK is absolutely appalling. I think the only reason why you're still considered a developed country is because of your strong financial sector.
Everything else in the UK is worse than in most southern European countries. Construction quality is terrible, housing is inhumane, restaurants are disgusting unless you're prepared to pay £50 for a meal, public transport is horrendous, roads are laughable (most your highways have no hard shoulder and service areas on motorways are like 80 miles apart wtf) not to mention its almost 2019 and you still use fucking roundabouts at expressway intersections learn to free flowing junctions you moronic cunts. You have ONE health insurance provider in your entire shithole called Bupa and they have like two tiny hospitals in London so even if you're paying you will still be directed to some NHS pajeet witch doctor regardless. Also you've been having a debate on how to build a fucking airport runway because your planning laws are so convoluted and retarded.
It always amazes me in how much denial brits are of their own country.

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These countryball memes are extremely autistic

Physically shuddered at this dreck

based
youtube.com/watch?v=i_hxti9tN70

Barack Obama's net worth is estimated to be $40 million. Aside from the six-figure pension he receives as a former president, Obama has made millions from speaking engagements and his best-selling books.

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that salty leftoid edit

Imagine being conscripted into ww1 under the impression that you're going to fight the Germans in France and instead you end up being repeatedly gang-raped by Turks in Iraq

Watching the Wakey biopic.

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What region of Britain do the people that look like they have mild downs syndrome come from?

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5:00 AM alarm tomorrow

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Nah larper, come to Doncaster and I'll give you some Irish sunglasses

>colorized
i like how it manages to be wrong no matter where you are from

norf
anyone who says otherwise is just in denial

Trump MOGGING Washington
how will he ever recover?

No one cares what you think, bog trotter.

Norfolk.

>Doncaster
Is that you alan tunney?

that's not mild downs

This

Quality of life is much better anywhere on the continent and Brits are ugly, repulsive people for the mostpart. Weathers also shite and grim all the time.

Ireland

me and the lads

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Absolute unet

Lamo most of that is wrong you moor cunt

Quick question:
Is there anything more pathetic and "cringey" than US-Americans posting in /brit/, not to mention making new editions?

Autistic virgin loser

I am Charlie, King of the Britons

97926904
spain's poorer brother is getting uppity lads

No, never heard of him I'll spark you out larper cunt

*does maths*

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Anybody in London want to get a late night snack?

l'm a larper

going to amsterdam for the first time in december, might do one of those window prostitute girls. have any of you lads done this?

Bog-trotting IRA terrorist.

That’s a fine orderly queue

Oh Emma, beautiful flower of Britain, fair Venus of the British Isles. I want to smell your flatulence.

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>does math poorly in a confused manner*

Go way before I get the freemans for ya

which part faggot?

>90% of the city are black - Sudanese, Somalians, Nigerians or random giga-niggas
>shitloads of Indians everywhere
>Paki gangstas trying to sell coke on every street corner
>buildings rotting, crumbling, falling apart covered in graffiti

The local "English" - hard to tell them apart from the pajeets, were all miserable cunts. Depressing as fuck to be English in 2018 considering your ancestors actually did achieve a bit and now you are stuck in Savile Town living with your mother at 29 because of dat dere EZ welfare while your 13 yo sister shits out brown turds from her 30 yo Paki boyfriend.

We need to quaranteen this Island Paki colony from the rest of Europe. To me it just looked like a fucking Oblivion gate to Pakistan and Somalia where mutts spawn into.

dont care where you're from
dont care about cara
dont care about yanks
dont care about chips
dont care about your TV license
dont care about dave
dont care about noncery
dont care if you shagged a bird last night
dont care about mdma
dont care about toil on the morrow
dont care about your virginity
dont care

Anybody in London want to meet up and mutually masturbate? We can have a snack after.

A cookie from your eigen dough

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Everywhere, from the bottom.

No but mate, the whores are FIT, I thought they'd be druggies and rotters but there were legit 9/10s there

Ireland isn't any different mate

*ting ting ting*
gentlemen... vocaroo.com/i/s0mGmfdVpGff

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50 euro for a full-service quickie (BJ or fuck until you cum). Cut off after 20-30 min

this
Bundesliga games are 10/10
the tickets are cheap in the first place, 2.50 Euros for a beer or a bratwurst and you can chain smoke in your seat

that guy is a literal downie though you muppet

why didn't you shag one then?

>t. Alberto Barbosa

hate life and myself

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>you can chain smoke in your seat
disgusting

Hope someone there has AIDS

imagine flying into gibraltar airport
scary stuff

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>what region of britain
>ireland
you sure you don't have downs syndrome?

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Iarper cunt

If it wasn’t for mass emigration, war and famine Ireland would have a population on par with England

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me too tf

>can't drink in english stadiums
this is astounding desu

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too beta

good lad
i unironically paid 80 euros for a ticket on viagogo though because it was dortmund at home and they'd already sold out

Go way ya fucking wido ya

HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?

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delet

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We don’t have a fraction of the pakis or effeminate gayboys as England

Ah yes an actual Islamic rape baby banging on about Muslims your entire posts are writing wrong

shame england didn't have its own famine
ideal british isles populations
wales - 5 million
england - 4 million
scotland - 4 million
ireland - 100,000

you can just not in view of the pitch

No you wouldn't

>je t'aime written on the shoulder
ah yes mind if I pull out my penis and rape you m'lady

Fuck of martyboy larping cunt post your flatbed scrap wagon

quite surprised less than 7% of the people born here have fled these cursed shores

only for the football
there are grounds which share for football and rugby
rugby fans are allowed to drink in their seats but football fans at the same ground on a different day are only allowed in the concourse at certain times, the rule is you can't have a drink in sight of the pitch

post tummy

Wait what, you can't drink at soccer games?

Amazed at how much shit britkeks put up with

Got one

Used to be blackpilled but Friday I had a bad takeaway and yesterday I was shitting and vomiting and sleeping all day and in my fever dreams I had some prophetic visions and once again I am happy and filled with hope.

I will build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land.