In all seriousness though why do Europeans put fucking mayonnaise on french fries

mayo and ketchup go well with meat

I've got no problem with those two together but thinking about having them pre-mixed makes me fuckin nauseous

that's actually what i do too. It's perfect. (tho we probably think of two differejt hot sauces)

that's something called fry sauce

it's the color
it looks like old semen mixed with piss

We do that here. They call it "special sauce"; normally it has some other spices mixed in to differentiate it from special sauce made by other people.

Ask McDonald's, they offer mayo for free. Where else am I supposed to put it? In the Big Mac?

I thought that this was normal.

I did put sauces in the burger. Also i am pretty sure i never got free sauces at MC

chicken? mayo
steak? mayo
french fries? mayo
burger? mayo

>I did put sauces in the burger
This was feasible when they used to give you sauces in squeezable packets, but now they come in somewhat rigid plastic trays with a shape clearly meant for dipping.
>i am pretty sure i never got free sauces at MC
Things have always fluctuated, but, iirc, now ketchup and mayo are free, while other sauces (BBQ, sweet and sour and so on) cost 20 cents.

It's golf sauce bruh

based

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True goat coming trough

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Our mayonnaise are more different than American ones.

why do americans put marshallows over potato casserole ? we all have questions

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1. That's sweet potatoes, not potatoes
2. Normally they're tiny marshmallows
3. Tiny marshmallows in yams are for fatties

pretty sure it's just frenchoids

The fact that americans don't like mayo it's because their mayo is so fucking industrial I mean it's fucking white wtf

also why putting potato chips in brownies and bacon in cupcakes is OK in America and mayo with fries is not?

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salmon mayo
fried oyster mayo
also good

never seen brownies with chips on them in my life or bacon cupcakes, but mayo is disgusting

>mayo is disgusting
Then you must be one of the "mutts" I've been hearing about. Liking mayo, or atleast finding it tolerable, is a staple of whiteness.

proud to be kara boga

I am a mutt and so are most people in this world, mayo is still shit

Because they're dumb. It's french fried are full of calories.

Why do amerisharts have mayo so much?

Salmon mayo good
all other mayo bad

It's better than fucking ketchup.

Now i'm fucking hungry.

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>so are most people in the world
There were no mutts here until you all flooded in to be taken care of by WYPIPO, because you're really just stupid monkeys incapable of self-subsistence.

Was at a bar a few months ago and a bunch of russians came in and ordered wings but with mayonnaise on the side. bartender was taken aback
they literally drowned the wings in mayo when they were eating them. i almost puked watching it

based and redpilled, mayonnaise taste so great with everything

>Tyrone leshawn Muttson is appaulled by food and moreso by the sight of chicken wings.

I'm amazed

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there are proper uses for mayonnaise simo puljujarvi, they just don't involve fries or wings

>he doesn't have Chipotle mayo with his fries

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Frail american manlets sure can't withstand the power and "tastiness" of Europe's beloved mayonnaise.
You're the like of Adam and Eve after the Fall, degenerated the further you traveled away from Eden. Begone fallen being, you're not worthy of your ancestors

B&R

nah i actually like mayonnaise but apparently not as much as you and you just sound like a fucking retard
>america is obese
>b-but mayonnaise is good on everything
state of you mboko ngubu

As you are, my Finnish brother

Strangely we still display better features than most of you. French diet have plenty of fat but we don't become obese or big as much as you guys do. Why ? I don't know, but the obesity rate is growing since American junk food and the like became popular

american fast food has a gross amount of trans fats and salt

I wasn't really serious with my high and mighty speak (mostly shitposting however I do love mayonnaise) but it really is a problem. Do the state do anything to prevent obesity in the US ?

corporations like mcdonalds have more power in the us than the government, so there isn't much the state can do besides try to promote healthy lifestyles and try to ban some unhealthy food practices. the fda has "banned" trans fats but idk how closely it's being followed or enforced
fast food chains have taken over a lot of mom and pop type restaurants in smaller towns so a lot of poor and lazy people don't have much choice other than to eat terrible food

All humans are "mutts", you fucking idiot. It is literally how natural selection works.

I put tartar sauce on my fries, come at me bunch of sissies

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>2011+7.5
>not dipping your fries in ranch

JUST

Tasteless

The mayo you get in Europe tastes completely different to the rest of the world, that shit we eat here and what i assume you eat in america is not fucking mayo, its disgusting

UNIRONICALLY FUCKING BASED

i usually just dip my fries in water

based, good with eggs too

>wypipo spice

>not dipping your fries in coke

I'm Serbian and I usually like other men's semen on my fries.

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I think our mayonnaise has a lot more vinegar in it.

Those aren't french fries. French fries are thin strips, unlike the Flemish fries, which are nice, thicc and tasty. Only shitty fast-food joints give you French fries.

You put mayonnaise on it, because it's good. And you can put some other sauce with it to: add ketchup/curry ketchup and onions for ' special' , or satay sauce and onions for ' war'.

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Because we use real mayo.