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The time hath been, when they lived like Barbarians, in woods, in bogs, and in desolate places, without politic law, or civil government, neither embracing religion, law or mutual love. That which is hateful to all the world besides is only beloved and embraced by the Irish, I mean civil wars and domestic dissensions .... the Cannibals, devourers of men's flesh, do learn to be fierce amongst themselves, but the Irish, without all respect, are even more cruel to their neighbours.
- Barnaby Rich, A New Description of Ireland, 1610

All wisdom advises us to keep this [Irish] kingdom as much subordinate and dependent on England as possible; and, holding them from manufacture of wool (which unless otherwise directed, I shall by all means discourage), and then enforcing them to fetch their cloth from England, how can they depart from us without nakedness and beggary?
- Lord Stafford, Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, in a letter to King Charles I, 1634

So ended the fairest promise that Ireland had ever known of becoming a prosperous and a happy country.
- Sir William Temple, about 1673, (the export of wool from Ireland to England was forbidden in 1660)

In all countries, more or less, paupers may be discovered; but an entire nation of paupers is what was never seen until it was shown in Ireland. To explain the social condition of such a country, it would be only necessary to recount its miseries and its sufferings; the history of the poor is the history of Ireland.
- Gustave de Beaumont, French visitor, 1839

Ireland is like a half-starved rat that crosses the path of an elephant. What must the elephant do? Squelch it - by heavens - squelch it.
- Thomas Carlyle, British essayist, 1840s

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screeching at emmets voice

irish monkeys deserve death
instead of handling their problems like men they pussy out over here to become a leech on the Great American Way of Life

...being altogether beyond the power of man, the cure had been applied by the direct stroke of an all-wise Providence in a manner as unexpected and as unthought of as it is likely to be effectual.

The judgement of God sent the calamity to teach the Irish a lesson, that calamity must not be too much mitigated. …The real evil with which we have to contend is not the physical evil of the Famine, but the moral evil of the selfish, perverse and turbulent character of the people.
Charles Trevelyan, head of administration for famine relief, 1840s

[existing policies] will not kill more than one million Irish in 1848 and that will scarcely be enough to do much good.
- Queen Victoria's economist, Nassau Senior

A Celt will soon be as rare on the banks of the Shannon as the red man on the banks of Manhattan.
- The Times, editorial, 1848

I am haunted by the human chimpanzees I saw along that hundred miles of horrible country...to see white chimpanzees is dreadful; if they were black one would not see it so much, but their skins, except where tanned by exposure, are as white as ours.
- Cambridge historian Charles Kingsley, letter to his wife from Ireland, 1860

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wait a sec emmet is h3h3?

>early
>OP is a yank
deserves to get JANNIED

>leafs locked after half a can of bud light
Someone lock this loony up

thomas jefferson visited Ireland ij the 1770s and was so appauled at the british treatment of the Irish it cemented in his mind that America must break away from the crown

wut

thoughts on D-ring belts?

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A creature manifestly between the Gorilla and the Negro is to be met with in some of the lowest districts of London and Liverpool by adventurous explorers. It comes from Ireland, whence it has contrived to migrate; it belongs in fact to a tribe of Irish savages: the lowest species of Irish Yahoo. When conversing with its kind it talks a sort of gibberish. It is, moreover, a climbing animal, and may sometimes be seen ascending a ladder ladden with a hod of bricks.
Satire entitled "The Missing Link", from the British magazine Punch, 1862

This would be a grand land if only every Irishman would kill a Negro, and be hanged for it. I find this sentiment generally approved - sometimes with the qualification that they want Irish and Negroes for servants, not being able to get any other.
- British historian Edward Freeman, writing on his return from America, about 1881

...Furious fanaticism; a love of war and disorder; a hatred for order and patient industry; no accumulative habits; restless; treacherous and uncertain: look to Ireland...
As a Saxon, I abhor all dynasties, monarchies and bayonet governments, but this latter seems to be the only one suitable for the Celtic man.
Robert Knox, anatomist, describing his views on the "Celtic character", 1850

The Celts are not among the progressive, initiative races, but among those which supply the materials rather than the impulse of history...The Persians, the Greeks, the Romans and the Teutons are the only makers of history, the only authors of advancement. ...Subjection to a people of a higher capacity for government is of itself no misfortune; and it is to most countries the condition of their political advancement.
- British historian Lord Acton, 1862

...more like squalid apes than human beings. ...unstable as water. ...only efficient military despotism [can succeed in Ireland] ...the wild Irish understand only force.
- James Anthony Froude, Professor of history, Oxford

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want to stick my big white willy in between her milky black knockers

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Source

benr

not bud "light" mate and i've been drinking every waking hour for the past few days tbqhwy faggot

easy and quick to put on
the same as a regular belt practically

>Less than 5% of the total prison population is female

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What a sad life

actual redpill right here folks

to be fair you have to be pretty hard to be a pathetic alcoholic shutin

u aint hard pussy full can bro you want is should do it again

all raised by single mothers

Alcho loser drinking by yourself and posting inane psychobabble on /brit/ in your parents basement

What the fuck are you on about you pathetic wino

are you runts gonna keep fighting all night or are u gonna post choons?

>confusing Frankenstein with the monster PRIOR to the classic Universal film
Absolutely no excuse for this.

Fucking hell you really did get polaxed off one can of premium pisswater emmet

Is this iiit? IS THIS IIIIIT? Is this it?

soundcloud.com/user-565630105/black-lives-still-dont-matter

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Fuck sake lads I'm 4'9 and don't even get tipsy after 1 (one) can of piss

Fancy some peng ravioli rah

Tobacco smoke contains over 70 substances known to cause cancer

*uses you to batter emmet*

>4'9
lmao I could heem you in a matter of milliseconds

Frankenstein and Harry Potter are the only two worthwhile intellectual creations ever conceived by women.

*tosses you at a bullseye*

i shot you down
bang bang
you hit the ground
bang bang
that awful sound

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lad theres like 35 cans downstairs rn

Oh yeah? Name 69 of them

baffling, a friend of my mum has a 9 year old daughter who's a normal height and weight for her age and doesn't have any mental disabilities but she has to use a booster seat because her mum is paranoid
must be so embarrassing getting out of the car for school in the mornings

>Harry Potter
>worthwhile
i see you roastie

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nancy sinatara?

must be embarrassing to be a yank and deliberately saying "mum" in order to fit in on a general filled with societal rejects

we have laws if you are under a certain height you need a booster - not sure what it is though

>a schizophrenic
>a 4'9'' pikey
>a fat yank
what else?

Having a wank
instagram.com/p/BqSYIvLALcv/

they're good children's books

And you got drunk off one

You are a child molester.

Hey don’t call me that that’s not me

we have pretty strict booster seat laws here too- you have to be 4'10 in order to ride without a booster seat. it's never enforced though and most kids stop wearing booster seats or carseats once theyre 5 or 6

Great post but /brit/ is yet another anime general now

jesus wept

Ashamed to say I would fuck this woman

fat yank present

Get the fuck outta here you disgusting pigs

a swedish homo

*enters the thread*
alri

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Lil miss Sophia

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been drinking since i woke up then i drank more then i went to sleep then i drank more
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Need Emma Watson to batter my bollocks and bash my gonads into a fine paste.

low test
dominating disgusting repulsive women is alpha behaviour

My chicken will be ready in 40 mins. Starting to salivate

swoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodleswoodledoodle

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can't even bear to imagine the things this dog has seen

no mate that's low self-esteem behaviour

give me the story

Ukrainian Naval Forces Press Command just now: Berdyansk ship and Nikipol ship have been struck by Russian Navy lethal forces and lost their engines. Yana Kapu Tow Ship was then forced to stop also and Russian Special Forces boarded all three ships and captured them.2 sailors WIA

Low resistance to alcohol like yours is often an indicator of Asian genes.

*Pendulum - Blood Sugar starts playing*

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>Canary Wharf is home to the largest Waitrose in the country

PENG PENG PENG PENG PENGDONNNNNN

Read this as "Miss Lil Sophia" first as in the dog had died and I thought "thank fuck it's been put out of its misery"

I want to douse that fat Jewish pig Lena Dunham with petrol and set her alight

In a self defense situation of course

are these posts ironic?

heres my dog
her name is miss lily

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Play silly games, win silly prized.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yc6hEc6jd2M

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Wish i had a dog

>young nephew knows I'm the sad alco uncle who comes over every few wknds and makes a tit of myself
>said nephew doesn't realise I'm paying his rent cause his dad is a gambling cunt who pisses away everything he earns while his mother is too busy watching reality tv shows on her phone

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you want i should do it again

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i'll do it if you polish my main mast

looks like a dog version of my gf

another gimmick you ran into the ground with chronic overuse

pathetic pitiful mick

I'm sure that happened

anyone here know victoria coren-mitchell?