/brit/

LMAO

I don't get this but post moar mommies

all i'm saying is i couldn't ejaculate properly until i was around 13

before that i was shook blanks

whats funny about that?

din dins = milk

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man I HOPE they slept together

when i started i would just get a massive urge to piss and then have to run to the bathroom and piss

started properly ejaculating when I was nine
perhaps you were stunted

shooting*

Sex is gay

oh
in that case yes i am ready for din dins

really hope this wasnt a guy

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reading the embarrassing fetishes thread on lolcow

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Taking a duke atm lads
You could say it’s pretty milky

you are lying

>user the baby's kicking

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Is he really putting his lips on raw chicken?

*kicks it back*

Based aussie abusing his spouse and child

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why would I lie about that
would've preferred to start later because in 4th grade I didn't know what porn was so I had to sit there and imagine things

theyre trying to kill us with these murder devices

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tame impala is niggermusic

Cucking? I'm into cuckquean

>drain 1L of wine
>don't even get a slight buzz
might be time to reconsider things

I am a nigger

>be american toddler
>choke on tiny toy

this
cuckqueen is high t

i will never get married or have children

could you get past this man Jow Forums?

youtu.be/pymtmZjt6as

based and redpilled

>be canadian toddler
>choke on dog cock

>dumped gf 2 years ago to try and get a wider experience of girls
>have been a literal incel for the last 2 years

based

wonder if I could get the gf into this

youtube.com/watch?v=-6FXeupOp04

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YES - fucking awesome!
Fallout FTW

having a do of a go to make an arrangement

youtube.com/watch?v=TQV-0fwwCQM
choooooon

>tfw giraffe gf

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Loving the new police approach to moped criminals in London. Some great videos out there of them ramming those monkey scummers off their hairdryers, often while not wearing a helmet. watch the entire country cry about it and have it removed when one dies, though.

gibe

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youtube.com/watch?v=u_ilqmcslw4
he truly is the magic man, still to this day
t. footballyank

Bit early rorke, settle down there lil guy

sauce please

mornings? nah not a fan

It's the topic on Good Morning Britain

Next step: start ramming patrol cars into mosques on a Friday.

Elizabeth Debicki
6'3
actress

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>watching breakfast television
Cringe

up extra early to make sure toilberg gets his work in on time later haha

Your cock hasn't shrunk, you've just gotten fat

*reports rosy to hmrc for tax evasion*
Get btfo slag

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*crickets chirp*

They intentionally take helmets off in the mistaken belief this means the police can't ram them for health and safety reasons

We know.

i'm a vampire lads
*drinks your blood*
haha

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>It's the topic on Good Morning Britain

fuck
drunkely posted a slag in works instagram pics in a thread in /b/ on saturday night to get horny anons to wank to her and the page is deleted now

>Elizabeth Debicki

Thanks!

Doing god's work user.

youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8

this dude SiNgS LiKe tHiS

Getting more matches nowadays but none are very attractive

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i would probably sling one up her ngl

Have a good video of this fit Indian girl domming a white chad. Jerked off to it twice already today, not sure if I should go for the hat trick tho.

These are 20 year old adults...

business idea: tinder but instead of sex, you get drunk and talk shit about the world.

Not me
They're not 'ugly' per se, just not for me

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Why am i so attractive to fat girls

I dont even mind if a girl isnt great looking but fat is just grim

It's called having friends you freak

Would

i have friends, they're just not available 24/7 on account of having lives.
usually all the times i want to get blind drunk and bitch about stuff, we've got no plans, and when we do eventually meet i've cheered up again.

This one (right) isn't fat, go ahead

Muh pic

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Aye

Tinder but instead of sex, you play video games

Twitch

Don't want anything to do with women because they clash with my self image to a damaging degree.
Even when you've got some soyboy, there's usually an implicit role taken by the man in a relationship. Being protective, or strong, which they still sort of play to.

fuck I miss my uni friends

Hello sissy boy

Not a fan of Good Morning Britain, too much messing about

girls started playing videogames because if you do it enough it regrows your virginity

More like pooni am I right Vijay

Yeah id be happy to match a chick like this.

Most girls i match are fat and short.

LMAO!!!

I must have like 30 virginities by now

Well post one

Same aha x

Jow Forums is unironically mad at the sentinelese
Best part? They cannot do anything about it

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