My gf is so fucking useless she can't even boil an egg

Women are just sex objects and wageslaves.
~t. feminism

Say "Patriarchy is cool!", zheerooha.

>boil for 15mins
5 mins are enough for hard boiled eggs
also you dont need to boil water first

she could suck a boiled egg through a garden hose

I like my firm for deviled eggs, only reason I ever would boil eggs
always get terrible farts afterwards tho

>t. never cooked an egg
It's about 6:30-7 minutes for a soft boiled egg with the yolk still runny, you nonce. Yes, even if you put it in boiling water. What the fuck kind of eggs you're cooking? Quail?

right after you'd yell "Kavkaz Sila" and sit on a bottle

>It's about 6:30-7 minutes for a soft boiled egg with the yolk still runny
you wot m8? it's 1 min max after water starts boiling for a soft boiled egg

>1 minute
Yeah, nah. Are you getting the water to boil with the eggs already in or what? Pic related is what a 7 minute egg looks like.

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No it isn't you dope

Five minutes is enough to stop it from being runny, anything over seven minutes is just overkill

unbelievable

you have a gf

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The eggs you use must be the size of your balls.

do you take the eggs off the heat or something?

I don't take orders from potato femcels.

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Bring water to boil, poke a small hole in the ass-end of the egg, put the egg in, reduce heat to simmer, put it into cold water to stop from cooking further when you take it out.

tip: add salt in water before boiling so its easy to peel

I have failed at boiling an egg before

Why don't you just teach her, you cuck?

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I could never believe eggs had to be boiled for longer than 10 minutes so I always ended up with a little orange slime inside

what suck? She never gives me blowjobs, never wants to do anal either, just straight missionary for days breh

#6

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but can she do this

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hello...

ditch her, western women suck.

Fucking useless. You then expect the man to make everything for you, dumbass whore.

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Boiled eggs are literally the worst preparation. Just a waste of an egg tbqh

>tfw my gf is an excellent cook but only knows asian cuisine

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what's the best one then?

based- Asian women are better than Western women.

Now post yours

It depends. Omelets. Over easy. Scrambled etc etc. Eggs are delicious but boiled eggs are disappointing

poaching, probably.

>tfw your girl bakes you a cake every week
>tfw your girl makes most of your meals on weekends

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based

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she can boil my eggs

>gf
i thought everybody on Jow Forums was loser like me
i feel betrayed by this situation that there is a non virgin here

is your girl also your mom?

Nope, she just likes to cook...

>if you are not attached to some roastie you are a loser
fuck off loser

bit rude tbqh

Too many normalshits everywhere

why you call them that=

Maybe she fucks another guy

How can I boil an egg? I haven't ever boiled an egh for my entire life tbqh

let's just say if my gf dared to cook me a boiled egg I'd call the police and have her arrested

>Having a gf
Faggot

dump her ass

Or you just have a useless gf.

Because these are the australian eggs

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imagine birthing this haha

I want to boil her eggs in my semen if you know what I mean.

Fuck off, this site originally a myspace with anime, go to reddit or Jow Forums for personal support.

dude break up with her she sounds like a bore lololol

>i'm neither your servant nor your mommy
never going to be anybodies mommy dumb autism girl