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my thoughts on my life

I know one who isn't a VF.

need to bash some vfs skulls in lads

that lot need sorted asap imo 2bh ngl lads

i clean poo from ceilings

cry harder

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imagine her pussy getting penetrated by a massive BBC

youtube.com/watch?v=MtvrlmbF-CY

why can't they just leave us alone

Pakis and blackies, coons and goons, wogs and nogs, gooks and mooks, Jews and poos, Krauts and louts, Frogs and bogs, Muzzies and fuzzies, nigs and pigs, Micks and spics, guineas and piccaninnies - go away. We don't want you here.

nowt wrong with being a VF

some girls think thats cute

kangaroo gf

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You wake up in the Italian ethnostate of Haberfield, year 2100 AD...

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this is you rn

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how do they feel about phimosis

schiz unironically wouldn't last a minute in the suburbs of melbourne

state of this cope

loooooool

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schizo already got btfo when he tried to take on melvins gang in alice springs

id love to hang around with turt there

what the fuck is VF?

melvin from melbin

schiz if you even dare to enter haberfield you better check in with me first

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watched frasier
now watching gilmore girls

when you actually think about it video games can't be for chidren since mostly adult men play them

your nickname, runt

fonc

what's wrong with coping

if i saw this lass irl i'd punch her in the face

cant stand white girls cosplaying as asian girls

youtube.com/watch?v=I2BBAx178kw

love nonce hunters

stands in the way of actual self-improvement

hello zhang

me and you in the boat

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Erik actually (not asian)

cute

love the part where he jokes about letting them go

*makes you sit for the 2 minutes silence*

the english ones are so brutal whereas that scottish lad is a ponce by comparison. really shows the difference between the two. no wonder scotland wants so many refugees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toddler

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Is Scotland based and redpilled or cringe and Bluepilled?

ah yes, hardman territory
bitch, looks like a fucking retirement community

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refusal to cope with your lot in life at all can lead to becoming blackpilled as fuck, lose all motivation at all and develop a very fatalistic worldview

Lachlan is a gook wigger genuine autistic virgin with phimosis and no chin

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based and bluepilled

jesus christ the things i would do with those legs

im the popsicle

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ignorance is bliss baby

people here will say cringe and bluepilled
and they're right, but for the wrong reasons, nobody understands scotland, not the english, not the scots.

if you want scotland explained, i'm your man.
the only problem is, i hate scotland, england, britain, and myself.

>*posted from a snowy, desolate shithole*

how tall is todd

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Need an Italian ethnostate on the Australian continent ASAP

they know what they're doing right?

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for me its grimsby

if schizo came to haberfield he'd leave with a few holes in him that's for sure

already exists in melbourne's norn' suburbs

literally EVERY white person has some italian blood in them

hate when dave and schizo threads collide

agreed

creasing

why do you think thier giggling?
5'7 max

don't use urinals. don't have a small willy, just can't piss straight. simple as.

Yes, this but with all of Australia

if schizo went to Paris, he'd leave without his jaw

troll account with a shooped image

>letting schizo know where you live

bad show lads

Imagine her sitting on your face

its a shithole but we don't get much snow

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Schizo is a mess

ye my willy's not small. just prefer the solitude of a cubicle simple as

reminder that when scots say they're inclusive and welcoming to immigrants they're lying fuckers
if you weren't born here and both your parents weren't scottish then you will be foreign forever. naturalisation is not an option :)

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It's clear now. The imperial simulating aliens are keeping me from achieving success because when do that I will rise up quickly and unmask them. But they know I'm the chosen one. They're just delaying it. You cannot run from your destiny, aliens. I know you're reading this.

*Visits your town*

what city la'? (im legit a big fan of canadian culture and would love to move there one day)

get off my nuts goober

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If schizo came to Kansas city let's just say I'd shake his hand and call him a good lad

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melbin
brisbin
sydbin

scots are massive lefties

me and the lads when we find your street

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hahaha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haberfield,_New_South_Wales

why is his left leg so much smaller than his right?

[m4m] str8 FPS gamer, RPG-curious, looking for co-op buddy to show me the ropes

i have a shy bladder
even cubicles are a struggle
can't piss if i think someone can hear me

Need every single Australian to be Italian

this is a meme
i could type more, but go on, go get the poll that shows scots are way left of the UK average. go, do that, get the little graph, nothing i type has any meaning because you just want a prompt to post it, so post it, post the graph you sassenach fuck.

why is winking a sexual thing?
doesn't really make sense

If you don't earn 75K AUD or 42K pounds by 25 then you may as well just kys desu

im 25 in 3 months and i've never had a job

autistic cunt
*knocks your block off*

I want Emma Watson to rip a pungent fart whilst I sniff her anus.

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